Close call!

[racergirl]

Okay, for those of you who have finished the UIC secondary, you know there's one line that asks you what you're doing if you're not currently a full-time student.

Well, I was feeling a little punchy the other night, so I wrote "I am currently employed doing B-cell research, and on weekends I utilize my skills as a high priced *****."

I forgot I did this. I finished the secondary last night and printed it out. This morning at work I was about eight seconds from sealing the envelope and sending it off, when I saw the "*****" sentence! Whoops! Gave everyone in the lab a good laugh, though.

Hmm... maybe I should have left it in. I'm not a IL resident, so have very little chance of being accepted anyway. Sure woulda made me stand out! "hey! Let's call that hooker in for an interview! whadaya say?"

 

[watto]

Doh!
I remember my sister used to answer the question "and how will you cope with the demands of the medical profession?" when she was interviewing with the answer:
"Well, I've always liked alcohol, so I think I'll just drink a lot more."
And it actually helped her--she got in everywhere.
-watto

 

[SaucyAZN]

Now that's pretty funny! Yeah, I don't think hooker will fly with the admissions committee.

And neither will Full-time Sexual Predator...I guess that's why I didn't get into med school the first time around.

Now if you mention goat herding, that's a different story.

-The Saucy AZN Sensation