I think I learned to put the LLQ port much lower than you guys which is great for hiding under a bikini but makes the dissection less easy than using the umbi and suprapubic ports for me at least. But different stuff works for different folks. We have one attending who taught us "south African style" with a right sided port instead of left and I hated it with a passion but he does a nice quick appy with it.
"hiding under a bikini"?? Where are you practicing?