Creepy Craigslist doctor....why playing the doc card is never enough

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wheres tennis ball when you need him....
 
"This won't increase my ability to mate"

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The best part:

Titled "FREE STUDIO ON PARK AVE FOR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!", the post offers a free studio apartment in the basement of his office building in exchange for services as a "personal assistant." (Women only!) Including: Spending an hour "either walking on my back... or if you are more than 115, you can just give me a deep masage." Plus, helping him tidy up "my ski house, my beach house, or my other beach house." Also, finding him a girlfriend: "Part of your assignment will probably be to reactivate my match.com profile and troll for dates for me, as i don't really have the time to do this properly." A daunting task, but if you succeed in finding Chynn a woman he eventually marries, you are richly rewarded—by his parents: "my parents will give you a reward of $10,000 in cash, ie bills, so that's a bonus!" We have spent enough time researching Dr. Chynn to suspect this is likely true.
Chynn states that your duties as his personal assistant do not include "ANYTHING SEXUAL." Plus, there's that $10,000 cash bonus if you get him hitched! So... uh... maybe it's not a bad deal? He seems sort of harmlessly creepy, and the voicemail he left us was very reasonable! Read the post, and if it's your kind of thing contact Dr. Chynn and move into the basement of his eye surgery practice. (The best parts are highlighted. And, Dr. Chynn, if you're serious about that bonus—let's talk. We have friends.)
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Bwahahaha...why doesn't he just get a mail-order bride or something? Yeesh.
 
Cuaz hes a DOCTOR. Women flock to doctors you know....
 
He2 said:
Cuaz hes a DOCTOR. Women flock to doctors you know....
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it's pretty interesting

I was putting a ton of time into trying to talk to girls on OKcupid and not having any luck. Then I said my future goals are to become a medical doctor and now I get messages all the time from girls.

But it might be the fact that I have some future goal in mind that is more attractive than some bum who sits around smoking pot all day.
 
Wow, as I was reading that my jaw literally dropped. I read it to my roommate too...she still has the stunned look on her face.


SUPER CREEPY. Weirdly enough I didn't find the walking on his back the creepiest thing...I found the fact that he DEMANDS your leftover more creepy.
 
BUT HE HAS MULTIPLE IVY LEAGUE DEGREES!!!!

women can be so ignorant sometimes....sheeshh.....

😛
 
Hifey said:
Wow, as I was reading that my jaw literally dropped. I read it to my roommate too...she still has the stunned look on her face.


SUPER CREEPY. Weirdly enough I didn't find the walking on his back the creepiest thing...I found the fact that he DEMANDS your leftover more creepy.
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This is what happens when you have parents who force you to spend all your life studying and put immense pressure on you to do well ALL the time, to the exclusion of anything resembling a normal life. I know so many socially awkward people who have only the vaguest clue that they are, in fact, socially awkward.
 
we need more girls to respond. Hifey's post was A++++
 
Hifey said:
Wow, as I was reading that my jaw literally dropped. I read it to my roommate too...she still has the stunned look on her face.


SUPER CREEPY. Weirdly enough I didn't find the walking on his back the creepiest thing...I found the fact that he DEMANDS your leftover more creepy.
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At least he didn't request that his personal assistant leave her unwashed underwear in the refrigerator along with her left over food. That would be seriously creepy.
 
Obviously there are flaws in the med school interview process that need to be corrected if this guy slipped through the cracks.
 
searun said:
At least he didn't request that his personal assistant leave her unwashed underwear in the refrigerator along with her left over food. That would be seriously creepy.
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:barf:

Haha. I find leftover food extremely personal for some reason. Like I made it, ordered it whatever and its creepy that someone you didn't share your meal with would take it let alone DEMAND it.
The walking on the back thing actually didn't bother me much just cause my friends do that to each other. Although if you looked the guy up, he looks like this small guy I would say NO ONE should be walking on his back.

As for the parents paying a 10000 dollar reward..well they'll have to because it would be hard to imagine a women wanting to marry him. If he demands this stuff from his assistant, imagine what would happen with a wife. :scared:
 
its the same guy!
 
if you go on his ratemd's page, patients talk about how he "treats the staff like idiots, including the other doctors"


I also love this:
Dear Adrian,
I am in Europe giving a lecture to some eye surgeons here on how to perform the more advanced, safer, non-cutting LASEK procedure that they do not perform here yet, since I have performed more LASEKs now than any other eye surgeon in NYC. Therefore, I will not be available until next week for your phone interview.
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Haha also, at the risk of sounding ignorant..LASEK? Is that the new, improved form of LASIK that he performs? Or is this just his 'genius' at work?
 
lol wow. I want to put emil and this guy in the same room and see what happens.

the earth might just explode
 
My stomach hurts from laughing! I love the comment a reader posted on that gawker.com article stating: "The role of bat**** crazy lasik eye surgeon Emil William Chynn, MD, MBA etc etc shall be played in the made for tv movie by Ken Jeong."

Behold!

ken_jeong_role_models.jpg
 
He2 said:
lol wow. I want to put emil and this guy in the same room and see what happens.

the earth might just explode
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What is it with Harvard??

Wow. How did these two pass the interview stage??
 
Why are all the crazy ones asian? 🙁
 
hey now....lets not go there....
 
Mt alma mater stole an awesome asian from Harvard...Dr Jim Yong Kim!

Love him 🙂
 
MiniMoo said:
Why are all the crazy ones asian? 🙁
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I think that we need an indepth interview with his parents. What did they do to this guy when he was a kid. Nobody is born this crazy.

I must admit, though, the ice sculpture of Hershey is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I can't stop laughing about it.
 
I would totally walk on his back for a free apartment in Manhattan. Too bad he doesn't hire dudes.
 
FSAP said:
I would totally walk on his back for a free apartment in Manhattan. Too bad he doesn't hire dudes.
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Haha seriously... the 1st thing I thought when reading this ad was that it sounds like a pretty good gig....

"What's that Dr. Chynn, you want some more half-chewed pizza? Okay, just give me 10 minutes..."
 
crazy doctor said:
The more observant reader would probably figure out that it was indeed my intention to make my diatribe so over-the-top that some on-line media would pick it up, thus forcing Dr. Sackler to listen to her neighbors, and remove the graffiti. Let's see if my prediction comes true. Thanks for your help in this process.
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LOL every internet troll ever.

"it was always my intention to get you riled up!! this ban i'm getting plays right into my hands!!"

Someone please invite Emil Chynn to SDN. I want to know what he thinks about Medicare and lawyers.
 
he'd probably all have us banned from medical school for even writing this thread...sheesh
 
I want to apply for the position and submit this picture:

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Out of work jockey looking for positions requiring lightweight men.
 
p.s. I think that guy did not pick that writer that posted about him on gawker. She sent in a picture hoping he'd select her and he did not. I mean she's no more than a 5/10.
 
what about the one on slate? shes a 7
 
He2 said:
what about the one on slate? shes a 7
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that's the only one i saw. there is no way i would offer her free rent even in exchange for sex. you can find a swedish model for $300/hr on craigslist or backpage.
 
and you know this from experience?
 
He2 said:
btw, im talking about the one in this little picture
http://www.doublex.com/users/julia-felsenthal

Granted, im going off of a grainy little pic, but maybe you have a better picture?
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You just gave her a 7 because you can tell she has red hair and is tall. I can tell she has a stupid face and big shoulders and no boobs. Sorry, but I do real 7's at my prestigious ugrad and they come from good families. Not some washed out 5/10 ny ******. If I wanted a *****, i'd get a 10/10 swedish *****.
 
His name should be legally changed to Poindexter. What a loser nerd, my god.
 
morning said:
This is what happens when you have parents who force you to spend all your life studying and put immense pressure on you to do well ALL the time, to the exclusion of anything resembling a normal life. I know so many socially awkward people who have only the vaguest clue that they are, in fact, socially awkward.
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Hi there. Welcome to SDN. :hello:
 
He2 said:
lol wow. I want to put emil and this guy in the same room and see what happens.

the earth might just explode
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WOW! What a tool! What kind of respectable doctor would make a fancy website just to show how awesome they are?? That is super lame and insanely arrogant.
 
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