Originally posted by Trek_OCLV:
•Damn lover, I'm worried about you. An inability to read smilies and take a joke is a serious medical problem. The AAMC found that 94.3% of people that couldn't read internet sarcasm did not place into one of their top 5 residencies during the years 1994-1999. This is serious ****. Best of luck. --Trek (shouts to MD2Be)•••
Not only that, but 89.68 % of these same individuals couldn't pass Step I of the USMLE on their first try. These findings have caused an uproar in the medical community as schools are coming under pressure to revamp their admissions criteria to combat this trend. Additional studies are being done to determine if a correlation exists between a medical student's ARI (Anal Retentive Index) and his/her ability to match. Preliminary findings are quite disturbing. Stay tuned for final results.
Anyway Trek, you're gettin' good. Perhaps I should retire? You've proven yourself more than capable of spontaneously fabricating studies when necessary. I'm thinking all of us laid back SDN'ers should try to attend the same school. I'm proposing U Miami, what do you think? You'll love it, ferraris all over the place! Like Will Smith said in his song, "$100,000 cars, everbody got em."