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The Committee met
They didn't like you at all
Thanks for the money
They didn't like you at all
Thanks for the money
SoulRFlare said:Dear Applicant,
after thoroughly reviewing your application materials, the admissions committee has reached a decision. Unfortunately, federal confidentiality statute 10054-W prohibit us from informing you of this decision. If you would like more information regarding your status, please obtain DOE form 100587-Z, enclose a $150 processing fee, and bring the completed form to the Office of Admissions. Mailed forms will not be accepted, and an appointment must be made prior to submitting your form.
If you would like to make an appointment, please download the appointment request form from our website, enclose a $50 processing fee, and submit the form in person. Please note that appointment request forms may only be submitted between the hours of 8:30 and 9 on the fifth tuesday of the month.
If you have already scheduled your appointment, be advised that you are required to produce two forms of ID in addition to your Social Security card and Birth Certificate (ID's obtained using your Social Security card such as drivers licenses will not be accepted, nor will birth certificates dated prior to 1992.)
While the office of admissions works hard to process the information request forms in a timely manner, it often takes months to complete your request. When we have reached a decision regarding your request, you will be sent a confirmation form. Upon receipt of the completed confirmation form along with the $100 processing fee, we will send you information pertaining to the admission committee's decision. This does not, however, guarentee that you will be informed of the decision itself.
Thank you for your interest in the Joseph K. School of Medicine
imagin916 said:I love this one!
sinephera said:Despite the University of Whatever's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of an MS1 in your school this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
The Chronic MD said:February 28, 2003
Dean Jones
**reply letter**
February 28, 2003
Dean Jones
XXX Medical School
PO Box ****
Podunk, USA
Dean Jones,
Thank you for stealing money from my depleted wallet. Just to inform you, I have been accepted at a medical school much higher on my list, so I am not all saddened by your rejection. In fact, I would probably have never attended your medical school even if I had been accepted, as it was merely a backup plan for me. In addition, I have enclosed your rejection letter with my response. Please ignore the brown streak down the middle and the truly rank smell being emitted. I ran out of toilet paper, since I am currently broke and hungry due to the medical school application process. Take care and best of luck in finding 100 unsocial students who will do nothing but spend 24 hours a day in the library reading Harrison.
Smell you later,
Chronic
Flopotomist said:The Committee met
They didn't like you at all
Thanks for the money
July 23, 2006
Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
Office of Admissions
1001 Hollywood Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90028
Hi defrunner!
Holy smokes! You need booze! Calm down, you are going to give yourself skin failure! When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged? I can tell from here that you have too much blood. Let's get you covered in leeches! Now by the morning you'll be good as new. Or dead. The important thing is, we'll know.
You've tried the best, now try the rest! Now there are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.
But you can't come to this medical college. Try again next year!
Dr. Nick Riviera, M.D.
Assistant Deputy Associate Adjunct Appointee Director of Admissions