DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[Dartos Vader]

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wow I feel so included..thanks ray...stupid face

if you let portier even fake burn you, you get kicked out. He's trying to make you the bit$h, instead of him, don't fall for it roqlover, he's sneaky

 

[cremaster2007]

he's part french that explains everything...........

 

[Dartos Vader]

maybe I should go into surgery, the surgery lectures are the only ones i can manage to listen to and actually feel interested.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

"I'll curse If I want to! Damn, Damn, Hell, Damn, Teetee, Doodoo."

From Rustler's Rhapsody, classic Tom Berenger Cowboy Spoof to be shown at my apartment when I have a TV that Dejan won't kill me for it being so small.

R

There is no tv big enough to stop me from shoving it up your butt and then plugging it in.......graphic........me likey

dmak

 

[Portier]

😡 Felix, Dejan, and Cliff are all poopy heads.

And I'm cool.... 😀

 

[Dartos Vader]

😡 Felix, Dejan, and Cliff are all poopy heads.

And I'm cool.... 😀

Hey ray, when did you decide we would start using peoples real names? You know the government is looking for me.

 

[cremaster2007]

ray you would be the coolest if you had a journey or reo speedwagon ts shirt and an old school trans am

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

ray you would be the coolest if you had a journey or reo speedwagon ts shirt and an old school trans am

and a mullet.......MULLET'S RULE

 

[Portier]

I totally want a trans am...black...golden firebird on the hood...t top.

AND...REO baby!

Maybe I can call up my high school girlfriend (she's got 4 kids now) and we can go cruising.....

Grease is the WORD!

 

[cremaster2007]

your high school girlfriend's name is .................... grease??

 

[Portier]

her full name is Marie Leveaux Shrimp-Grease Rou-en-y Boudreaux

 

[cremaster2007]

damn southerners............too many names...............too many nanni's

 

[Portier]

Is it just me, or are MANY surgical procedures named after FRENCH men?

You damn Americains....Moi, je ne connais pas.

Je voudrais le apertif. Je cherche le banc.

 

[cremaster2007]

kdsfa kafjdaio;/akd jfkdafaiofa kd fjdoaifdaj look I can speak french too..................b**ch

 

[roqlizard]

le blanc...Wasn't he one of the guys on Friends?

 

[Dartos Vader]

Is it just me, or are MANY surgical procedures named after FRENCH men?

You damn Americains....Moi, je ne connais pas.

Je voudrais le apertif. Je cherche le banc.

What portier doesn't want you to know is that translates into my ex-con pop (father) served my butt cherry as an appetizer to his parole officer.

 

[Portier]

I think this Surgeon just hit warp speed...

She can probably talk this quickly and with so much information all DAY!

Let's go to rotations....BLAH BLAH BLAH...WAIT>>> DON"T Cut That!

Are you stupid?

Wait...that's Logan......nevermind

 

[cremaster2007]

GI vs Cremaster Round 5....................fight

 

[cremaster2007]

dmak java g's at 3:30 today??????????????

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

dmak java g's at 3:30 today??????????????

I would but it's starting to get overun by 'others'........and i have to do a crapload of laundry. SO....i'll be home if you want to take a break for a game of madden.....hhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrraaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

I could possibly swing that I am going to work out and go home and study for awhile......I will let you know........and how do I find the H: drive without restarting my computer on campus....I just put it on hibernate, and it doesn't have me "connected" if you will.................

 

[Portier]

ANOTHER FRENCHMAN! 😱

I'm not surpised

 

[cremaster2007]

when I'm president of the world I am going to rename every french disease good strong american names: such as Springsteen, The Doors disease, Quiet Riot disease, and Journey syndrome. Also lucky Sabiston is the greatest book ever made!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Fun night.......the roommate's toilet flooded her bathroom.....we were both gone all day......the neighbor's bathroom below us had a leaky ceiling....i love water. I'm already tired for tomorrow.......damn the man.

dmak

 

[Dartos Vader]

Fun night.......the roommate's toilet flooded her bathroom.....we were both gone all day......the neighbor's bathroom below us had a leaky ceiling....i love water. I'm already tired for tomorrow.......damn the man.

dmak

maybe a little less fiber for the roommate! I'm Ron...Burgundy?

 

[cremaster2007]

Dmak the man is going to keep you down for the rest of your life................took yer job, and this tan guy could be me someday totally gay and lazy...................................................... 😉

 

[Portier]

I saw him do M and M at Mercy one day....it was a TRAIN WRECK...

He didn't know anything that happened, and the old attending answered all the questions, and kept "filling in the gaps."

He didn't seem to mind. 😱

Hawkesworth was saying somethign about having to sit on one cheek versus the other.....

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier you just don't like the fact that the tan pretty surgeon will be getting more hot tan booty than you...............

 

[cremaster2007]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh dxr cases so very interesting.........I'm glad our class asked 6 times if she was experiencing weakness in her legs............with the same answer every time........NO

 

[cremaster2007]

Why do GI lectures have to be sooooooo lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng....reading them makes me sleepy 🙁 and I think I might have the Luckystar toxic megacolon.....

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh dxr cases so very interesting.........I'm glad our class asked 6 times if she was experiencing weakness in her legs............with the same answer every time........NO

I think I may have upset the person that asked the last question. Well damn it we said we were done with the Hx....don't ask another question.....especially when the answer was NO again.

dmak

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

2nd fantasy football team drafted...tomorrow will be the last 2.....i'm addicted....I need help. GO BEARS!

 

[babyruth]

I think I may have upset the person that asked the last question. Well damn it we said we were done with the Hx....don't ask another question.....especially when the answer was NO again.

dmak

I was very frustrated. I wish people would freaking pay attention and listen. I felt like running over and placing my hands on their mouths.

 

[Portier]

WAS RUN LIKE ****!

And "the last person to ask a question" was barely aware that we decided we were done...she functions on a 5 second delay. If she was upset, don't worry, I don't think you and she are that close of friends to start with.

I think i'm gonna' make an executive decision for the first time ever: I'm gonna' stand in front of the class and demand we go IN ORDER on H and P. If we don't, I'll write down names, and have them fined....or have Dejan eat their face...or their families.....especially if they're salted and buttered...and a movie is going on.

One more thing: D, I'm gonna' write that class update, but it will be like NO OTHER!

 

[luckystar]

Portier, why did you miss the bbq at the fabulous G & S's today? We brought pork, and I know how you love pork. Or was it, you love to get porked?

 

[Portier]

I had Overview of US Health Systems Tuesday Night
Dinner with Ms Monsma on Wednesday Night (missed bible study)
Everyone in the world had a problem they wanted to talk about on Thursday
Dinner, Art after Hours, and Drinks on Friday
Marfan Walk this AM.....

It sucked to miss a really good pork burger, but I won't be in med school if I dont' get some studying done. I told the Hawk I was gonna' have to take a pass....

Now I'm up to obesity, and it turns out I need:
b. BMI  27-29.9
i. Diet, physical activity, and behavior therapy
1. with 2 or more co-morbidities
ii. Pharmacotherapy
1. with 2 or more co-morbidities

(now I have to figure out what the hell the notetaker meant!)

Thanks to Hawk for: http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Posters/Girl Next Door 03.jpg

GOOD MOVIE!

 

[Portier]

Starting GI now...

are there no other losers out here tonight?

😴

 

[Astroglide User]

what's this crap with wattleworth telling us about high risk populations? how much that stuff is essential for the test? someone help me here w/out being totally gay like cremaster and saying, "it's all important."

by the way, we went to ames last night, and that town truly sucks at times. we decided to go at a time it sucked.

 

[Portier]

It all sounds racist to me.

I'm going to file a suit against W, Cremaster, the City of Ames, heart disease, glaucoma, alcoholism, and AIDS.

The American Taxpayer should be held responsible for the racism in medicine.

😎

 

[luckystar]

Somebody give me a happy pill 🙁 And it's raining.

 

[cremaster2007]

You know guys I am sitting at Dmak's right now watching nip tuck and he is trying to et into a blind girls pants...............ahhhh medical shows................We had hu-hot, we had tcby I am full and have ischemic bowl disease. Damn you marginal artery I curse you...............curse you................and iowa state needs to learn any win is a big win.

 

[cremaster2007]

By the way Greenway 2 picks and basically 2 touchdowns, malloy two touchdowns, tate master of the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go hawks.....go kaeding.........go chargers???

 

[Portier]

Go Navy
Go Medical
Go Home.

👍

 

[Thousandth]

You know guys I am sitting at Dmak's right now watching nip tuck and he is trying to et into a blind girls pants...............ahhhh medical shows................We had hu-hot, we had tcby I am full and have ischemic bowl disease. Damn you marginal artery I curse you...............curse you................and iowa state needs to learn any win is a big win.

I watched also and I just want to know where the hell those women are?! Hot and Caring?! WOW! only in holywood!

 

[cremaster2007]

Nutrition is the dumbest waste of time ever...............why do we learn "random facts/trends".........I'm tired of studying this stuff🙁 And thousandth, only in hollywood is right, good luck finding a woman like that and when you do send her sister my way!

 

[cremaster2007]

Birdman23: Greenway Named National Defensive Player of the Week
Birdman23: Greenway led the Hawkeye defense, intercepting two passes and returning them for 54 yards, including one 30-yarder for a touchdown. He also collected a team-best 10 tackles (6 solo, 4 assists), including two for loss and recorded one pass breakup as Iowa held the Golden Flashes to minus 13 yards rushing and just 110 total yards. On special teams, the native of Mt. Vernon, SD, blocked his second career punt, which resulted in a field goal.







Go Hawks

 

[Astroglide User]

"Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,
Let every loyal Iowan sing;
"Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,"
Until the walls and rafters ring (Go Hawks!)
Come on and cheer, cheer, cheer, for IOWA
Come on and cheer until you hear the final gun.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA,"
Until the game is won

Bar version:

Drink, drink, drink for iowa
Let every loyal Iowan drink
Drink, drink, drink for iowa
Until that bars and rafters right  go hawks
Come on and drink, drink, drink for iowa
Come on and drink until you hear the final gun
Drink, drink, drink o for iowa
Until the game is won

 

[cremaster2007]

astroglide we will fight fight fight for iowa.................I can't wait till saturday............can't wait can't handle this its killlling me need fun time and hot college chicks.

 

[Astroglide User]

There is nothing sexier than a hot college girl in iowa city showing 90% of her body with the other 10% covered with black and gold. Go hawks and cheers to hot women who don't care about anything but saying "yes."

"i'm from chicago....well, i'm not really from chicago b/c it's a suburb on the north side....oh my god i am so naked right now.....i'm not usually like this....hehehehehehehehe....that tickles......oh you can crack backs....WOW!.....semi-bald men are soooooo sexy."

 

[cremaster2007]

my little cousin = outside linebacker for the tigers, two picks one returned for a touchdown..............my cousin = greenway..............whoooooooaaaaaaah.