DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[cremaster2007]

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Just wanted be #800 here's to you thread started last year for making it to #800.

Astroglid I figured tonight would be a good time to state that after the test on friday this may have to be the gayest weekend we'll ever have, and if you decide you want to drive to iowa city then I may hide in the back, but we'll see. To everyone else looking at Hoff's lectures now just remember if its a pathologic q wave in I, II, or AVF don't look at anything else just write inferior wall MI...................go cardio.

 

[Astroglide User]

There is no place better on gay friday than the back seat of my new G'd out ride. that's right des moines "Gang-bangers," it's jet black with heavily tinted windows. you might even confuse me for a rapper. comminnnnn' yeahhhhhh hawwwwwww! die replacement friends and welcome to gay friday where my heart will stop beating and cremaster will pump electricity into me just so he can record a dead man's EKG for Dr. Hoff, proving that "what you know can kill you."

where in the DMU hell is the new innominate. i have a "bone" to pick with the publisher and will fight to the gay-friday death if need be.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Portier's new hair to me is like catnip to cats...I...can't....stop....rubbing.....it.... mmmrrrrrooooaaaaawwwww....I get the same reaction every time DMAK buzzes....and I get the same reaction everytime I buzz myself....whoops...a little TMI there...😳

she's talking about my "down there" buzz as well. my syphillitic chancres are more visibly appealing.

gross..........i just hurled in my mouth

dmak

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Just wanted be #800 here's to you thread started last year for making it to #800.

I'll drink to that......in fact....it doesn't take much for me to drink to. Damn you mom.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

where in the DMU hell is the new innominate. i have a "bone" to pick with the publisher and will fight to the gay-friday death if need be.

Well if that bone resembles my penis is shape, color, and size, then pick away. Honestly, the deadline is Friday and I'll start working on it this weekend. The gay-first year class is apparently so technologically advanced they lost all prose capability and now can only talk through interprative song and dance. It'll be up to us....more specifically me to salvage the greatness that is the Innominate. Go Bears. Go Hawks. Go Bratislava.

dmak.....i know you're reading this first year class. Grow some gonads and give me something to publish in the paper. Yeah I'm calling all 2.4 billion of you out. Do something about it.

 

[Portier]

All I can say is my gay weekend will involve LOTS of gin and tonic.

LOTS.

😛

 

[cremaster2007]

All I can say is my gay weekend will involve LOTS of gin and tonic.

LOTS.

😛

I actually just induced vtach with all the caffeine I've had so somebody head over here with an aed and call 911 while your at it. Portier I also will be drinking my sorrows away this weekend..........maybe alone in my apartment in the dark listening to Staind on repeat.

 

[luckystar]

Maybe you should find a similarly lonely and depressed schoolboy, dress him up in a plaid skirt, knee high socks, platform shoes, and a white button down shirt tied up around his waist. Kind of like Britney in her Hit Me Baby One More Time video. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[Portier]

Maybe you should find a similarly lonely and depressed schoolboy, dress him up in a plaid skirt, knee high socks, platform shoes, and a white button down shirt tied up around his waist. Kind of like Britney in her Hit Me Baby One More Time video. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

I'll do that for Cremaster. As long as he doesn't mind my supple love handles sticking out over the sides of the skirt.

If he buys me tanqueray he might even figure out what scroggin' means.

🙄

 

[cremaster2007]

I'll do that for Cremaster. As long as he doesn't mind my supple love handles sticking out over the sides of the skirt.

If he buys me tanqueray he might even figure out what scroggin' means.

🙄

Some of my favorite rap one liners:

"Good dude, I know you loved my liked cooked food" - jay z
"call me krispy kreme cause my doughnuts" nelly
I should move to bell air the way I phill-up banks" nelly


If I hear anymore today you know they will get posted.........portier I am in a slump right now 😛 😉 wink

 

[luckystar]

Ah, damn you cremaster and waking up at 6:15am. But if I pass the test tomorrow, I owe it to you and your genius ways.

 

[Astroglide User]

Serious song topic:

in the song "500 miles" by those irish dudes, what does "haver" mean?

also, if you like punk/alternative rock stuff, lucky boys confusion's newest CD is a step above and beyond. i finally have a cd player in my car again and can listen to it.....great cd.

"westbound...leave the motor runnin because I'm all mixed up....in this crowded world....prime numbers are infinite and bring happiness!" 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

Ah, damn you cremaster and waking up at 6:15am. But if I pass the test tomorrow, I owe it to you and your genius ways.

Lucky if you pass tomorrow it will be due to your asian heritage cause asians never fail................or it could be from the fact that you are a super genius of monumentous proportions..........either way I will miss 2 more than you so if you fail I fail minus 2.

 

[Paul1441]

/\___/\___/\___/\______________... oh ****

 

[cremaster2007]

/\___/\___/\___/\______________... oh ****

now if you measure the intervals you will find they they fall exactly 2/3 of the distance to twice half of the square value of the smallest q, but this is not always true. You notice how they seem to be regular and the same shap but if you tilt the computer sideways you will see a very minor inverted p wave with half-gator ollie located behind the r wave. With this split then you have a 5:4:3:2:1 av nodal re-entry split with a monckenberg weckebach complex. As you guys can see I am a cardiologist..............why even both with med school.

 

[Paul1441]

/\___/\___/\___/\______________... oh ****

This is obviously the "i shot myself directly in the heart after reading endless Hoff dribble" sign

 

[Portier]

Serious song topic:

in the song "500 miles" by those irish dudes, what does "haver" mean?

also, if you like punk/alternative rock stuff, lucky boys confusion's newest CD is a step above and beyond. i finally have a cd player in my car again and can listen to it.....great cd.

"westbound...leave the motor runnin because I'm all mixed up....in this crowded world....prime numbers are infinite and bring happiness!" 😉

Haver means to dote upon. To serve like a beatch, or a cremaster. 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

Haver means to dote upon. To serve like a beatch, or a cremaster. 😉

Portier I could serve you before you even knew you were getting served...........I've seen you got served. Deal with it😉

 

[Portier]

Portier I could serve you before you even knew you were getting served...........I've seen you got served. Deal with it😉

Cremaster,

You serve everytime I show up. I know you're just jealous of my man of the worldy charm, immense pot belly, and newly balded head. You see, you'd have to eat a lot of Gyros and Drink a lot of Amstel out of tin cans that had to be opened with a old fashioned can opener (triangular holes) on the beach in Greece to get to be as cool as me.

You'd also have had to polish off 5 22oz Formaldehyde Beers (@35 cents each) each evening in Bulgaria and wakeup with your hangover to do more drippy dick treatment on Marines.

You see, I've traveled halfway around the world, and treated gonorrhea on 3 continents. There's not much that'll surpise me anymore....except what a girl will do when I like her. That's always a surprise...they always go for the nuts!

 

[Queen Bee]

Serious song topic:

in the song "500 miles" by those irish dudes, what does "haver" mean?

also, if you like punk/alternative rock stuff, lucky boys confusion's newest CD is a step above and beyond. i finally have a cd player in my car again and can listen to it.....great cd.

"westbound...leave the motor runnin because I'm all mixed up....in this crowded world....prime numbers are infinite and bring happiness!" 😉

haver=throw up

 

[luckystar]

You see, I've traveled halfway around the world, and treated gonorrhea on 3 continents. There's not much that'll surpise me anymore....except what a girl will do when I like her. That's always a surprise...they always go for the nuts!

So, were you the vector of gonorrhea in all those places? Nuts don't do much for me. I like pumpkin pie a lot more.

 

[luckystar]

Hey guys, look! One of the bikini-clad synchronized swimmers has joined our getaway from reality. There's no going back.

You do realize, Mr. 1441, that it'll be tough to top what you guys pulled for H-ween last year. I can only imagine what it will be this year 😱

 

[Portier]

So, were you the vector of gonorrhea in all those places? Nuts don't do much for me. I like pumpkin pie a lot more.

No Lucky, Dejan was the vector.
I finally tracked him down to a room in the belly of the ship where Sailors were lining up with a dollar in their hands for a chance to "wrestle the bear."

When I finally got the Rocephin 2gms into his vein, even the skipper had to be prophylaxed.

 

[luckystar]

No Lucky, Dejan was the vector.
I finally tracked him down to a room in the belly of the ship where Sailors were lining up with a dollar in their hands for a chance to "wrestle the bear."

When I finally got the Rocephin 2gms into his vein, even the skipper had to be prophylaxed.

A dollar??? He's charging a buck fifty now! I feel ripped off 🙁

 

[Astroglide User]

I cannot wait to show Hoff my "O-face" when i leave the exam tomorrow hear the class laugh b/c they will all know i just got "F'd in the A" as the southpark kids would say.

that EKG was pretty sweet P-dawg-ditty-likes-wisconsin-but-still-gay.

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Getting F'd in the A would surely lead to tachycardia

 

[cremaster2007]

I cannot wait to show Hoff my "O-face" when i leave the exam tomorrow hear the class laugh b/c they will all know i just got "F'd in the A" as the southpark kids would say.

that EKG was pretty sweet P-dawg-ditty-likes-wisconsin-but-still-gay.

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Getting F'd in the A would surely lead to tachycardia

You guys need to note that dmak and I are studying hard till 2:12 and we haven't even looked at Hoff's stuff yet. 3 two liters, 2 giant hamburgers, some baked beans, and 2 twenty oz, and "cooler ranch" doritos, and salad later we are still going strong. We've actually converted three vfib's by getting "f'd in the a" tonight to make sure we show up tomorrow. Portier you are such a liar, I saw your secret army "dishonorable discharge for discharging mutliple multi color odiferous eminations from the penis" along with "total disregard for butthole protocol and regulations." Oh and portier by the way watching history/discovery channel does not count as traveling to three continents, and substituting your own std history in as the "soldier's" is a criminal offense punishable by a naked cane-ing.................but you'd like that wouldn't ya bitch...............go hawks, go bears, go cardio, go bratislava.

 

[Astroglide User]

We must look at STD's as being proof you were there....or "down there" for that matter. i love sleep deprivation. cremaster and dmac are onto something.....drug induced insomnia.

 

[cremaster2007]

We must look at STD's as being proof you were there....or "down there" for that matter. i love sleep deprivation. cremaster and dmac are onto something.....drug induced insomnia.

It's 4:00 am add another 2 more 2 liters to the mix and the game of madden we're about to play and it'll be almost time to get served............it's not drug induced insomnia its the massive pre-emptive rectal bleeding we are experiencing from the cardio test raping we are about to receive.

 

[cremaster2007]

It's 4:00 am add another 2 more 2 liters to the mix and the game of madden we're about to play and it'll be almost time to get served............it's not drug induced insomnia its the massive pre-emptive rectal bleeding we are experiencing from the cardio test raping we are about to receive.

By the way 38 Wendy said.........................38 .............................

 

[babyruth]

You guys still up?

 

[luckystar]

I just want to say thanks to the Starbucks lady who tried to induce a reentrant junctional tachyarrhthmia in me by putting my 5-shot americano in a grande instead of my usual venti. That's 5 shots of liquid crack in a 16 oz cup. I can't even taste the Mountain Dew that I'm using to help ease the sludge down.

 

[Creamfly]

Did you ask for the long-lasting 12 hour SYRUP?

 

[luckystar]

Did you ask for the long-lasting 12 hour SYRUP?

I probably did. I had blurry ECGs on my mind, so I don't even know what I said anymore. I'm still charging her as an accessory to my attempted murder. Or maybe it's just manslaughter since I don't believe she had pre-meditated malice towards me. She's just too nice. Or I'm too trusting.

 

[cremaster2007]

I probably did. I had blurry ECGs on my mind, so I don't even know what I said anymore. I'm still charging her as an accessory to my attempted murder. Or maybe it's just manslaughter since I don't believe she had pre-meditated malice towards me. She's just too nice. Or I'm too trusting.

Don't blame her lucky she probably fought in 'Nam which means when she sees you she has automatic flashback attacks. I'm glad to see you survived to the test and that we study so much for nothing......go re-entrant tachyarrythmias.

 

[cremaster2007]

You guys still up?

We were sorry we didn't see your post until now🙂 Dmak and I usually don't sleep or if we do its usually at 4 or 5 until like 6..................boy do I love the heart rock on cardio rock on

 

[luckystar]

Yeeeup...this test seals the deal that I am not going to study for the rest of the year. For class that is. I'll put the hurt on for boards 😀

 

[Dartos Vader]

Yeeeup...this test seals the deal that I am not going to study for the rest of the year. For class that is. I'll put the hurt on for boards 😀

I just got the hurt put on me...in an anal way. Lucky you are my idol. If I were as smart as you maybe i could get it on with dmak. Guess ill just have to comfort myself with the queen b...wait your nailin' her too. Heres to you wattleworth, make 6 pages of highly detailed notes and ask a question about something not in the notes that you only mentioned in class guy.

 

[Ypo.]

Hello, DMU geniuses. I just got accepted at DMU two days ago. I loved the school, the teachers, the students. On my interview day, I saw a supportive, high-tech, clean and friendly environment, and I really like the fact that I would recieve an excellent OMM education there. I have some questions about the school and curriculum and was wondering if it would be alright to pop in from time to time on this thread?

Well, on my interview day I forgot to ask if there were combined FP and OMT residencies affiliated with the school, and if so, is OMT incorporated throughout the 3 years, or is there a separate year just for OMT? One student told me there was a residency program in a hospital in Mt. Clemens, MI that required doing an OMT diagnosis for each patient...

I have been giving some thought to how I will study in medical school (ie attend most classes, attend classes selectively), and would appreciate any feedback on your classes (are they helpful and entertaining-or are you better off studying independently) and learning styles. One of the students said most people attend classes...how do you like your teachers? Dr. Dyche apparently isn't a favorite.

 

[luckystar]

Hi yposhelley,

You're welcome to drop in on this thread anytime, assuming you don't gag first over some of the tripe we post. All in good fun! Congratulations on your acceptance 😀

I am a regular class-goer. I get a lot out of lecture, for the most part. It's an automatic 4 hours or so of active learning for me, but if the lecturer doesn't jive well with me, I just stay home and read. It all depends on how you learn. I'm positive you will figure it out within the first few weeks of school, no matter where you go. You'll also figure out if you like studying on your own, with a partner, or in a group, and your preferences might change with different classes. Basically, you need to do what is right for you.

You'd be surprised at how much interest is in using OMM in practice among the students here. I don't know if it's practical to expect that most of us will be using OMM regularly in our future practice, since most people here on SDN and that I've talked to don't seem to have the time or appropriate conditions to incorporate it into their daily schedule. However, it certainly makes the learning environment here more enjoyable, when your classmates are happy to learn and practice it. It also makes for good treatments when you need it!

I'm not sure about affiliated residencies in FP. The nearest FP program is at Mercy, but it's affiliated with Mayo, and they didn't seem to emphasize the use of OMM.

I'm kind of disorganized in my thoughts right now, so if I just confused you, let me know. Post-test trauma....the best thing ever.

 

[luckystar]

Dr. Dyche apparently isn't a favorite.

Blasphemy!!!!!

That man is one of my favorites. Goobernaculum, anyone?

I'm serious. He's a great teacher. 👍

 

[Ypo.]

Well, thanks for the answer. I'm glad to hear Dr. Dyche is a good teacher. I'd love to hear any opinions that people feel would be relevant and helpful for me to know about DMU. PM me if you prefer.

 

[roqlizard]

Blasphemy!!!!!

That man is one of my favorites. Goobernaculum, anyone?

I'm serious. He's a great teacher. 👍

I totally agree w/ Lucky, Going to class works pretty well for me. Basically do what works for you. Dr Dyche is way cool! I saw him this morning in the Begal shop. DMU is a great place for OMT as far as residencies go....chill out a bit and do the next thing 😀 Congrats on your acceptance!

 

[Dartos Vader]

Ok I lied...turns out i did decent on the cardio exam. Hope that doesn't mean the average is going to be super high. My relative average this semester could use the boost.

 

[luckystar]

Yeah...I did alright too. If I can pull off decent scores with minimal studying, I'm happy 😀 (It's not that I don't study...I just don't study the class notes)

And Dartos, I never doubted you!

 

[cremaster2007]

Yeah...I did alright too. If I can pull off decent scores with minimal studying, I'm happy 😀 (It's not that I don't study...I just don't study the class notes)

And Dartos, I never doubted you!

I actually benefit when lucky misses minimal amounts of questions since I consistently am 2 behind her.....................damn you rule of 2 behind lucky.........the man's been holding me down since day 1. Naptime 😴

 

[Ypo.]

Does anyone know how the parking is at DMU? I know its only forty dollars a year, but they say they encourage carpooling and living within walking distance as spaces are limited. If I end up living outside the city and need to drive, will this be a big issue?

 

[luckystar]

Does anyone know how the parking is at DMU? I know its only forty dollars a year, but they say they encourage carpooling and living within walking distance as spaces are limited. If I end up living outside the city and need to drive, will this be a big issue?

Parking has been a real issue lately, since everybody seems to want to go to class. I live across the street, so it's not that big of a deal, but unless you plan on showing up to school on time, you might need to circle around or park in some restricted area and risk a ticket. Ask cremaster 😉 I hope they have a better plan for parking if they keep accepting the same amount of students.

 

[cremaster2007]

Does anyone know how the parking is at DMU? I know its only forty dollars a year, but they say they encourage carpooling and living within walking distance as spaces are limited. If I end up living outside the city and need to drive, will this be a big issue?

Ahhhh yes lets the parking people and I don't see eye to on "student spots" since we pay about $30,000 a year plus the $40 pass and they don't have enough spots for all of us!!!!! I live in west des moines and to be honest its not that huge of a problem if you get out of bed on time and to class.............the days however when you show up 2 hours be later, be ready to walk aways!!!

 

[RasputinDO]

Does anyone know how the parking is at DMU? I know its only forty dollars a year, but they say they encourage carpooling and living within walking distance as spaces are limited. If I end up living outside the city and need to drive, will this be a big issue?

I'm not quite as cool as the 07's but........I would agree with everything they've said....I too go to the class pretty much all the time.....but know people that also don't....like lucky said I think you learn pretty quick what works for you and what doesn't......and I know some people don't like Dr. Dyche....but I think he's good too.....

 

[Ypo.]

Well, thanks everyone for the feedback