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[AwesomeO-DO]

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I'd say live someplace warm... like Florida. And while you are there, go to school there too. Damn this tempid Mid-west climate.









Go badgers

 

[cremaster2007]

hey guys, sorry to intrude, but question: Where is the best place to rent in Des Moines? As in cheap, clean, fun, lots of single people, etc.

I live in west des moines so if you have questions let me know.......

 

[cremaster2007]

I do agree about the Imperial smelling like crap. and if you live there, you will be VERY surprised to see who visits there on occasion.

I'm moving to Laguna Beach my 3rd and 4th year.

Great show!!! 👍

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

i Am All That Is Man

 

[cremaster2007]

i Am All That Is Man

Ray is all that is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

 

[Portier]

Ray is all that is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

You would know, lover.... 😍

I met a girl last night who has a hypenated first name, and no middle name. I've never met anyone with my same criteria....

I think it might be love!

 

[Portier]

Ray is all that is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Why isn't the "i" capitalized? in Dejan's....oops.....

 

[cremaster2007]

You would know, lover.... 😍

I met a girl last night who has a hypenated first name, and no middle name. I've never met anyone with my same criteria....

I think it might be love!

If by met a girl last night you mean.......found a dude on a chat room who was pretending to be 19 with a hyphenated first name then yes, you should move to mass. and live happily ever after..............

 

[cremaster2007]

There is a reason i have not called her in three weeks.....I have been getting T+A elsewhere lately, and believe me, I have been satisfied. but tell her not to worry, cold spells come more than they go, so i will be pretending i like French women with hairy legs once again.

pretending astro..................you told me the hairy legs turned you on🙁

 

[Portier]

If by met a girl last night you mean.......found a dude on a chat room who was pretending to be 19 with a hyphenated first name then yes, you should move to mass. and live happily ever after..............

Tessier is from Maine.....however he's not hyphenated.

 

[cremaster2007]

Tessier is from Maine.....however he's not hyphenated.

I think I have a noncaseating granulomatous lesion................. 😱 I think I shall name it mike...........

 

[Astroglide User]

To clear things up a bit:

Hairy legs on dudes = very sexy
Hairy legs on mom's = Not sexy
mom that puts out = good enough

Thanks to ray i still enjoy school; however, it sure can suck at times.

 

[Dartos Vader]

The Imperial is fairly cheap, but has stinky hallways...clean though.

Windsor Terrace is swankier, a bit more expensive, no stinky hallways.

3000 Grand is for "Liberal East Coast Elitists," or "Rich East Coast Kids."

Grand Prix is also on the same level for price and nicness at the Imperial.

Frankly, they're all about the same as far as I can tell...but I'm not particular as long as I don't have to share a small space with 9 other guys (Navy).

Right...Navy...thats why portier shared his small space with nine guys at once. By the way, why do the halls at the imperial stink so bad?

 

[Dartos Vader]

I live in west des moines so if you have questions let me know.......

According to an earlier post you are a rich elitist east coast snob. Little bitch. Why don't you move to hollywood richboy? I swear anyone that lives in the swanky party capital that is west des moines must have a huge weiner.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Right...Navy...thats why portier shared his small space with nine guys at once. By the way, why do the halls at the imperial stink so bad?

10 men.......one boat....2 months at sea.......what could be better?

Sorry about the stank. I had to mark my territory and ran out of pee. So I left baby pieces of poop in strategically located corners.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

According to an earlier post you are a rich elitist east coast snob. Little bitch. Why don't you move to hollywood richboy? I swear anyone that lives in the swanky party capital that is west des moines must have a huge weiner.

The new logic...a lot like new math but not.........I live in west des moines. All men in west des moines must have huge weiners. Therefore, I have a prosthetic penis.

 

[Dartos Vader]

I would like to post an opinion here. I think Elizabeth Shue is one of the HOTTEST women in hollywood today. If you haven't seen leaving las vegas, drop what you are doing and go see it. She has that kind of body that.....I dont know, she just really damn hot!

 

[roqlizard]

According to an earlier post you are a rich elitist east coast snob. Little bitch. Why don't you move to hollywood richboy? I swear anyone that lives in the swanky party capital that is west des moines must have a huge weiner.

I'm inclined to agree with Dartos on this one...Go WDM....West side!

 

[roqlizard]

I think I'm ready for my practical, and with my disfuctions removed we will be ready to reassert our dominace on the volleyball court...

 

[Portier]

I want to post an opinion, too.

I liked first year of medical school better. I was excited about everything, everything was new, and I thought I needed to study every second I was awake.

Now, second year, I'm no where near as excited. Things are just normal...everyday is about the same. I'm not so scared that I'll fail a class, I'm not worried I won't get a good grade (what's a good grade anyway??)

I also had a hot girlfriend, even though we drove each other nuts!

I'm ready for another change...maybe a change every month...a new implacable physician to work for who'll have his own way to do everything, and tell me what I learned in medical school isn't the "real world." A doctor that will slaughter me as he yells, "Dingo's Kidneys!" when I say, "That's not now we did it at DMU." (I actually won't say that, but I know many in our class will, and when they get hammered, I hope they call me so I can calm them...then whenI hang up I'll laugh my butt off!)

I'm ready to do thoracentesis, chorionic villi sampling, DRE's, H&P until I can't stand asking if they've ever smoked pot before. I'm ready to go from hospital to hospital, meeting new people, and having to say, "Well, you pronounce my name anyway you like..I don't care." to their question, "How do you say your name?...no really!?!"

I'm tired of studying words on paper...I remember a patient and a "clinical scenario" better if I have a human being in my mind to associate with the disease. Like the 16 year old female with SLE that I assisted in the removal of 30cc's of turbid fluid from the Pouch of Douglas using the longest needle I've ever seen, and a pair of tissue forceps that to move the cervix out of the way.

Or the first cirrhotis alcoholic I put on a metal pan on wheels...then took to the morgue.

Or the ARDS alcoholic who lived 2 months on a ventilator...while I took care of all his health care, then de-intubated. Then sent him to the ward, then got him all healthy.....FOR HIM TO GO HOME AND DRINK AGAIN!

I guess I'm just ready to move on.

Anybody want to feed a bitchy, pot bellied Frenchman wiht a big nose for Thanksgiving?

 

[Astroglide User]

Ray. check out elizabeth shue online. Dartos is very correct by calling her hot. something about her hair and body that can make a guy happy a few time each day. i'm more of a fan of girls like chasey lain, but those high class celebrities will do most people fine. so if you are like me on a NON-gay day, go for the trashy ones b/c they are more your level. too much class means too little ass.

 

[cremaster2007]

Ray. check out elizabeth shue online. Dartos is very correct by calling her hot. something about her hair and body that can make a guy happy a few time each day. i'm more of a fan of girls like chasey lain, but those high class celebrities will do most people fine. so if you are like me on a NON-gay day, go for the trashy ones b/c they are more your level. too much class means too little ass.

well stated

 

[cremaster2007]

I want to post an opinion, too.

I liked first year of medical school better. I was excited about everything, everything was new, and I thought I needed to study every second I was awake.

Now, second year, I'm no where near as excited. Things are just normal...everyday is about the same. I'm not so scared that I'll fail a class, I'm not worried I won't get a good grade (what's a good grade anyway??)

I also had a hot girlfriend, even though we drove each other nuts!

I'm ready for another change...maybe a change every month...a new implacable physician to work for who'll have his own way to do everything, and tell me what I learned in medical school isn't the "real world." A doctor that will slaughter me as he yells, "Dingo's Kidneys!" when I say, "That's not now we did it at DMU." (I actually won't say that, but I know many in our class will, and when they get hammered, I hope they call me so I can calm them...then whenI hang up I'll laugh my butt off!)

I'm ready to do thoracentesis, chorionic villi sampling, DRE's, H&P until I can't stand asking if they've ever smoked pot before. I'm ready to go from hospital to hospital, meeting new people, and having to say, "Well, you pronounce my name anyway you like..I don't care." to their question, "How do you say your name?...no really!?!"

I'm tired of studying words on paper...I remember a patient and a "clinical scenario" better if I have a human being in my mind to associate with the disease. Like the 16 year old female with SLE that I assisted in the removal of 30cc's of turbid fluid from the Pouch of Douglas using the longest needle I've ever seen, and a pair of tissue forceps that to move the cervix out of the way.

Or the first cirrhotis alcoholic I put on a metal pan on wheels...then took to the morgue.

Or the ARDS alcoholic who lived 2 months on a ventilator...while I took care of all his health care, then de-intubated. Then sent him to the ward, then got him all healthy.....FOR HIM TO GO HOME AND DRINK AGAIN!

I guess I'm just ready to move on.

Anybody want to feed a bitchy, pot bellied Frenchman wiht a big nose for Thanksgiving?

portier we all get to that point............there's only so much classroom ass raping you can take, and we are nearing the limit. Mostly though ray you should wait 5 years until you have some money and a job then hit on all the new student/interns at your hospital you'll get a hot one😉

 

[cremaster2007]

The new logic...a lot like new math but not.........I live in west des moines. All men in west des moines must have huge weiners. Therefore, I have a prosthetic penis.

Me too, and lucky wears one when she travels there.

 

[cremaster2007]

I just bought team america world police the soundtrack...................I think it should be our class "album". I need you like ben affleck needs acting schools!!

 

[cremaster2007]

To clear things up a bit:

Hairy legs on dudes = very sexy
Hairy legs on mom's = Not sexy
mom that puts out = good enough

Thanks to ray i still enjoy school; however, it sure can suck at times.

you mean thanks to notepool you can still enjoy school, because without it would definetly suck

 

[Astroglide User]

Cremaster. You get the "i'm a tossed salad" award for the night. now come to the front of the ward and collect your mouthful of GI poop.

I also like how you take time to reply to each quote that you cared to reply to, very cute.

finally, notepool = class to me. now let me get this straight....we pay people to take notes and write everything down but are still stupid enough to sit through class and listen. i, for one, find it much easier just to study notepool and still get ****tty grades.

I love you cremaster, and i have a feeling you are missing a good night out, but i could be very wrong....but i have been 2 for 2 lately if you know what i mean.

America.....Fucck yeahhhhh!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Cremaster. You get the "i'm a tossed salad" award for the night. now come to the front of the ward and collect your mouthful of GI poop.

I also like how you take time to reply to each quote that you cared to reply to, very cute.

finally, notepool = class to me. now let me get this straight....we pay people to take notes and write everything down but are still stupid enough to sit through class and listen. i, for one, find it much easier just to study notepool and still get ****tty grades.

I love you cremaster, and i have a feeling you are missing a good night out, but i could be very wrong....but i have been 2 for 2 lately if you know what i mean.

America.....Fucck yeahhhhh!!!!

I did miss a night out because I am a loser.............a loser now...........and loser always...........you make a valid point with notepool which means I may not be in class again tomorrow.I love you too, in the most homoerotic way possible, and you do have a great streak going. Not very often you hit two for two, you have a huge gap in swing, but I"m glad that we corrected that. and the best song on that cd is America F*ck yeah (bummer remix)..........

 

[Portier]

I did miss a night out because I am a loser.............a loser now...........and loser always...........you make a valid point with notepool which means I may not be in class again tomorrow.I love you too, in the most homoerotic way possible, and you do have a great streak going. Not very often you hit two for two, you have a huge gap in swing, but I"m glad that we corrected that. and the best song on that cd is America F*ck yeah (bummer remix)..........

Anybody want to buy a broken Digital Camera with naked pictures of Cremaster and Astroglide on it?

 

[cremaster2007]

Anybody want to buy a broken Digital Camera with naked pictures of Cremaster and Astroglide on it?

You need to specify if those are naked pictures of us together, or if they are of each of us individually.........that should effect the bidding.

 

[Portier]

You need to specify if those are naked pictures of us together, or if they are of each of us individually.........that should effect the bidding.

All I will reveal is that the camera was "broken" by what was witnessed...

I won't say whether it was due to the voracity of the actors, or possibly struggling over the material......

However, they are one of a kind. 😱

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

WTF!!!
Is the notepool webpage going to be down every weekend in which there is a test on monday?!?!

 

[Portier]

Nobody but Burchett may agree with me, but hell on you all that don't.

Dierks Bently is my new hero. What a GREAT album!

It's a tie between "My Love Will Follow You," and "I Can Only Think of One."
I tend to like the sad songs most.

Dierks is on my top 10 of all time.

Anybody ever wake up 29 and wonder how you got to be so old, and when you'll start being satisfied with life? I mean, I never do. I just read something....my cousin said he might...uh... yeah.

Kulchitsky cells = Brochial Carcinoid.....now that's satisfying.


🙄

 

[Astroglide User]

I have no idea what you are talking about; however, i probably agree with you about it. i love learning about "every breath you take" because it will help when "i'll be watching you."

Registered sex offenders are not allowed to have porch lights on tonight and/or answer their doors tonight. just wanted to remind a select few about that.

 

[Astroglide User]

Ghostbusters is on TV tonight, which is nice! The dock director says the Titanic just arrived.

 

[cremaster2007]

Ghostbusters is on TV tonight, which is nice! The dock director says the Titanic just arrived.

I should be watching that instead of studying respiratory...........all kids have rsv.......we will all die from avarian A H5N1..............remember when I said don't cross the beams??

 

[Portier]

Now, nimble fingers that dance hall numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Will crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels


Now, simple feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smokey's fires
Do more to turn my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets


to everyone today on the Resp exam.

y to Dejan everyday.

 

[cremaster2007]

Now, nimble fingers that dance hall numbers
Will eat your children and steal your thunder
While heavy torsos that heave and hurl
Will crunch like nuts in the mouths of squirrels


Now, simple feet that flicker like fire
And burn like candles in smokey's fires
Do more to turn my joy to sadness
Than somber thoughts of burning planets


to everyone today on the Resp exam.

y to Dejan everyday.

😕

 

[Astroglide User]

check out the definition of white trash in nebraska. these people make their kids live in a converted chicken shack.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=1638&u_sid=1246206

 

[cremaster2007]

check out the definition of white trash in nebraska. these people make their kids live in a converted chicken shack.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_pg=1638&u_sid=1246206

Astro isn't that similar to your "playhouse" that you have behind your apartment???

 

[Astroglide User]

I need a playhouse after i found another way to just barely get by another exam today. living life on the edge is my goal in life at this point.

 

[cremaster2007]

I need a playhouse after i found another way to just barely get by another exam today. living life on the edge is my goal in life at this point.

What motivates you is knowing that someday you too could have a chicken coop if you can just get through these first two years.....................

 

[Portier]

Check the DMU pics site.
I'm putting up some pics I just scanned from my Bday.

I've got a truly excellent one of Jane and Katie (boobs shower) Howe.

 

[Astroglide User]

what is the website again and how do i get into it?

 

[Portier]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/69de/action/

 

[cremaster2007]

Happy birthday Lucky you old sob

 

[Portier]

Remember...

No matter where you go, it wont' affect DMU that much.

Unless you're cliffy and your tenny little wanger gets photographed again in Paris Hilton's suitcase.

 

[Portier]

Stuck in my last Overview class....Help!

Is there anybody out there!!!?!??!!?

 

[cremaster2007]

First and for most I would like to say no matter where I end up for rotations it will be better than sitting in class all day not getting to see patients.

Second, how can respiratory basically be repetition of the same diseases, and yet still suck goat balls.

Thirdly, good thing the election is over tonight cause I may snap if I see another red or blue state.....................so tired of voting and dying.

 

[Portier]

Guys that are married, don't wear their rings, and you constantly catch trying to chat up Joel Dunn's wife are bad news.

They're especially bad news when you've been talking in email to a girl for a week after you have a nice chat with her in class, and you want to ask her out for a beer or something. They won't walk away...they won't turn loose.

He'll stand there in hopes that he can score some on the side since his wife lives in another town and he keeps an apartment here so he can be a sleazeball.

Are there any Serbs who want to make some cash on breaking knee caps?