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[Paul1441]

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oh, oh, oh, only 49 more post till we brake 1000!!!

 

[Paul1441]

now it's 48... so exciting!

 

[babyruth]

I think Dr. Rowane beat me up yesterday. Small, very fierce hands.

All he said I had to do to get the inlet prone was to put my fingers in Lucky's nose, pull her head back off of the table, and give a quick thrust so her head would snap off and bounce onto the floor, right?

 

[Portier]

You mean if portier sees a man who's been in playgirl

I think Cremaster and I are gonna' start dating each other. Astroglide just shaved his head to look more like me...that's the attraction.

If me and cre don't work ou, we can just find one girl to date together. We can't both be absolute loser together, can we?

 

[luckystar]

I think Dr. Rowane beat me up yesterday. Small, very fierce hands.

All he said I had to do to get the inlet prone was to put my fingers in Lucky's nose, pull her head back off of the table, and give a quick thrust so her head would snap off and bounce onto the floor, right?

He is my favorite OMM guy, so far!!! I am still amazed at what he did to you and me 😉 😉 😉

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I think Dr. Rowane beat me up yesterday. Small, very fierce hands.

All he said I had to do to get the inlet prone was to put my fingers in Lucky's nose, pull her head back off of the table, and give a quick thrust so her head would snap off and bounce onto the floor, right?

he's like a gaziger.....half gazelle, half tiger.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

from now on.......i wish to be referred to as Najed Civomiskam. I mean how often is a name like mine easier said when it's spelled backwards?

Go Vikings.....Bears have their bye week.

D...I.....T.....KA D.......I.......T.........KA................DITKA>>>>>>>>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[cremaster2007]

from now on.......i wish to be referred to as Najed Civomiskam. I mean how often is a name like mine easier said when it's spelled backwards?

Go Vikings.....Bears have their bye week.

D...I.....T.....KA D.......I.......T.........KA................DITKA>>>>>>>>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn why did we lose to the hot first year vb team............at least the girls were pretty to look at.........🙂

 

[luckystar]

damn why did we lose to the hot first year vb team............at least the girls were pretty to look at.........🙂

You're just horny...everything looks good when you're horny....

You'll never lose again because I'll never be able to play again. Call me a sucker for electives... 🙁

 

[RasputinDO]

And Guess what?!? First years aren't happy with Anatomy..... Go figure!

R

Ummm....that would not be everybody.....people were being a little too whiny as far as I'm concerned.....

 

[RasputinDO]

You're just horny...everything looks good when you're horny....

You'll never lose again because I'll never be able to play again. Call me a sucker for electives... 🙁

At least they had an excuse....my team lost because I suck.......it was still fun though

 

[Portier]

If this lecturer is representative, I want to go to the VA and work in IM.

WOW!

 

[luckystar]

Ummm....that would not be everybody.....people were being a little too whiny as far as I'm concerned.....

What is the whining about? Just curious....I thought anatomy was fantastic but we had whiners too.

 

[Portier]

What is the whining about? Just curious....I thought anatomy was fantastic but we had whiners too.

1) Not enough TA's
2) Practical Portion Review
3) Method of testing

There was a female who was nearly in tears as she said changes needed to be made, "now," because her performance on Monday wasn't as good as she'd expected.

Other than that, people wanted TA's to be better reviewed (like OMM), and more bodies to work on.

(Standard Drill)

 

[Astroglide User]

i did shave my head, and now portier and i have started up a new "select club" on campus that is giving everyone the wrong idea. but the fact is i am still diverse and enjoy women of jewish heritage when her name is sabria and she is a 5'9'' bombshell and has friends the same.

my chances with her....0. 😱

 

[Paul1441]

If this lecturer is representative, I want to go to the VA and work in IM.

WOW!

I hope you clean up under your seat after lecture Porter. I sure don't want to accidently step in your goo

 

[Portier]

I hope you clean up under your seat after lecture Porter. I sure don't want to accidently step in your goo

She looked like she could be pretty mean when she wants to, but man...wow....

and I keep Kleenex for that sort of cleanup Paul.

BTW, how'd things workout the other night when I dropped you off by those girls' place to watch those movies?

😍

 

[Portier]

i did shave my head, and now portier and i have started up a new "select club" on campus that is giving everyone the wrong idea. but the fact is i am still diverse and enjoy women of jewish heritage when her name is sabria and she is a 5'9'' bombshell and has friends the same.

my chances with her....0. 😱

Astro has signed up for my, "How to be a Player" course. So has Cremaster. Too bad all my pickup lines only work on Bulgarian Women:

"Go lay me tsi tsi" = large boosoms
"Got in no dupe" = nice bottom

Soon, you too will be able to score with women who should shave their upper lips, and don't; should bathe, but can't; wear enough perfume to be confused with bioterrorism, and shouldn't.

 

[Paul1441]

BTW, how'd things workout the other night when I dropped you off by those girls' place to watch those movies?

😍

"watch" videos... or was it "make" videos!

 

[cremaster2007]

"watch" videos... or was it "make" videos!

man a guy skips class most of the week and he sure does miss alot.......... 👍 here's to my weekend of catching up...........

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

There was a female who was nearly in tears as she said changes needed to be made, "now," because her performance on Monday wasn't as good as she'd expected.

There's no crying in medical school. The only changes that need to be made are her study habits. I know. I almost failed until I started studying like I should have been the entire semester. Go Mewelde Moore.

dmak

 

[Paul1441]

Yay 70%, we love you

 

[luckystar]

There's no crying in medical school. The only changes that need to be made are her study habits. I know. I almost failed until I started studying like I should have been the entire semester. Go Mewelde Moore.

dmak

Totally agree. Whatever happened to responsibility, self-motivation, and finding your own resources? There's always room for improvement within any school, but instead of blaming everybody else, learn how to play the game better. Or you can say, fzuck the rules, learn what you want to learn however you want to learn it, and don't place so much emphasis on grades.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Totally agree. Whatever happened to responsibility, self-motivation, and finding your own resources? There's always room for improvement within any school, but instead of blaming everybody else, learn how to play the game better. Or you can say, fzuck the rules, learn what you want to learn however you want to learn it, and don't place so much emphasis on grades.

fzuck the rules? How bout we just open up a can of whipizzle in this frishizle nizzle, ma hizzle. Those anatomy haters tried to gank ma hos and steal my whips but I just kicked it off the heezy and bounced. Ya dig? Chuch.

 

[Portier]

REF: http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/huntforredoctober.html


Q: What's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: This movie, which is so phallic that you can sit any two Longshoremen in front of it and within half an hour they'll begin trading backrubs and referring to each other as "snookums" and "chubby bear."

Take into account the vast numbers of long, hard, seamen-filled objects scurrying about in dark uncharted waters shooting at each other, factor in the absolute absence of women, and one quickly concludes that this John McTiernan film based on a Tom Clancy novel isn't as much a Cold War action-thriller as it is a touching, right-wing attempt to confront repressed homosexual longings. After all, this is a film made by the director of "Die Hard."

The evidence for this conclusion is overwhelming. A long, hard, seamen-filled object has disappeared from the Russian Navy and through a series of assumptions based on an almost intimate understanding of the ship's captain, Marko Ramius (Sean Connery), CIA operative Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin) concludes that Ramius intends to "go over to the other side." We all know what that means.

When Ryan finally boards Bart Mancuso's (Scott Glenn) long, hard sub, they track Ramius's long, hard sub, and much to Ryan's delight, nearly ram their nose into its ass. Consider for a minute some of the names: Ramius. Take out the "i" and you have "ram us." Ramius's best buddy and second-in-command is Capt. Borodin (Sam Neill), whose first name is Vasily. Finally, there's the man trying to hunt Ramius down, Capt. Tupolev (Stellan Skarsgard). Tupolev spelled backwards is Veloput. Veloput translated from a relatively unknown Azerbaijani dialect means roughly "suckle my farm rooster." Let's face it: If you really, really, really like this film, it's time to get together with the guys for a serious round of self-examination.

 

[Thousandth]

There's no crying in medical school. The only changes that need to be made are her study habits. I know. I almost failed until I started studying like I should have been the entire semester. Go Mewelde Moore.

dmak

Mewelde Moore ?

 

[newyorkcougar]

I just got accepted to DMU. Because I did my premed work as postbacc, I have nothing to do for the rest of the year. What would you guys recommend doing with this year? Should I brush up my anatomy and biochem? Learn Spainsh? Work at Taco Bell? What would you do if you were in my position?

 

[Docgeorge]

Play and if you drink get drunk. Dont do anything stupid like try to study you wont rember squat. This is basically the last time you are going to have an abudance of free time on your hands for a while use it wisely.

 

[cremaster2007]

I just got accepted to DMU. Because I did my premed work as postbacc, I have nothing to do for the rest of the year. What would you guys recommend doing with this year? Should I brush up my anatomy and biochem? Learn Spainsh? Work at Taco Bell? What would you do if you were in my position?

I agree with docgeorge........don't even think about med school cause this is your last freedom.....the last hoooorah if you will, so just enjoy it. Have a great time and we'll forward to seeing you in des moines!! 👍

 

[cremaster2007]

fzuck the rules? How bout we just open up a can of whipizzle in this frishizle nizzle, ma hizzle. Those anatomy haters tried to gank ma hos and steal my whips but I just kicked it off the heezy and bounced. Ya dig? Chuch.

Dartos,
Its true you have officially smoked yourself crack crazy!!! I still love you and 6 days till I join the official 23 year old gangsta club.

 

[cremaster2007]

1) Not enough TA's
2) Practical Portion Review
3) Method of testing

There was a female who was nearly in tears as she said changes needed to be made, "now," because her performance on Monday wasn't as good as she'd expected.

Other than that, people wanted TA's to be better reviewed (like OMM), and more bodies to work on.

(Standard Drill)

Yes it would be lovely if 2nd year students could remember everything they were have supposed to "learn" from first year anatomy....you should tell her to make sure she signs up next year and see how great an anatomy ta she is if she is doing so well now. You know I do ****ty sometimes too, its because I quit trying or didn't want to do anything.........that would be my FAULT not the teachers because they didn't sit down and spoon feed me info.

 

[newyorkcougar]

Thanks for the advice. I think I am going to learn Spainsh during this year because I think you are right about not actually remembering anything scientific by next fall.

So have you guys seen any tornadoes in Iowa? Is the winter pretty severe? What did I hear about an underground pathway system around campus to avoid the cold?

 

[Astroglide User]

cliff will be again welcomed to the prime number club

 

[RasputinDO]

Yes it would be lovely if 2nd year students could remember everything they were have supposed to "learn" from first year anatomy....you should tell her to make sure she signs up next year and see how great an anatomy ta she is if she is doing so well now. You know I do ****ty sometimes too, its because I quit trying or didn't want to do anything.........that would be my FAULT not the teachers because they didn't sit down and spoon feed me info.

Well I'm glad some of you said basically what I was thinking sitting there last week......I thought the most amusing comment of that meeting was when someone complained about having two exams in one week (1st Anatomy and Behav. Med)......I couldn't believe actually stated that as a concern........Im sure Portier must've found that amusing too......I guess some people just take a little longer to just deal with it and realize you get out of it what you put in.....anyways......Boston was amusing this weekend.....it reassured how flat everything was out here.....but I got some nice ICED coffee.....from Dunkin' Donuts for the first time in like 3 months.....now that was good......

 

[cremaster2007]

Thanks for the advice. I think I am going to learn Spainsh during this year because I think you are right about not actually remembering anything scientific by next fall.

So have you guys seen any tornadoes in Iowa? Is the winter pretty severe? What did I hear about an underground pathway system around campus to avoid the cold?

I've lived in central iowa my whole life.......I've chased plenty of tornado's the winter can defintely make you think you are at the north pole, and when the tunnels get done you will love the engineer who planned them, especially when you realize you can't park on campus because you came 17 minutes late to lecture!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

cliff will be again welcomed to the prime number club

5 days....................... 👍

 

[Portier]

Thanks for the advice. I think I am going to learn Spainsh during this year because I think you are right about not actually remembering anything scientific by next fall.

So have you guys seen any tornadoes in Iowa? Is the winter pretty severe? What did I hear about an underground pathway system around campus to avoid the cold?

If you have time on your hands, I suggest you do whatever it is you like to do. If you want to travel, go to Europe. If you like to read, read a BUNCH. If you like to chase skirts, make an effort like a 18 y/o male virgin who's been drafted to Iraq.

The guys are right, you'll have no time to do anything for like the next 7 or 8 years. You'll be so freaking busy. When it slows down, you'll be an adult, and maybe have a kid or two.

If I had it to do over, I'd take out a loan from whoever (mom, dad, loan shark) and go to DC for a week, then San Diego for a week, then Reno for a week. Then I'd go backpacking across Europe for a few months.

Then I'd take my first shower (Nasty Frenchman, I know!)

Cremaster makes out with Deaf Chicks while his friends watch.

 

[cremaster2007]

If you have time on your hands, I suggest you do whatever it is you like to do. If you want to travel, go to Europe. If you like to read, read a BUNCH. If you like to chase skirts, make an effort like a 18 y/o male virgin who's been drafted to Iraq.

The guys are right, you'll have no time to do anything for like the next 7 or 8 years. You'll be so freaking busy. When it slows down, you'll be an adult, and maybe have a kid or two.

If I had it to do over, I'd take out a loan from whoever (mom, dad, loan shark) and go to DC for a week, then San Diego for a week, then Reno for a week. Then I'd go backpacking across Europe for a few months.

Then I'd take my first shower (Nasty Frenchman, I know!)

Cremaster makes out with Deaf Chicks while his friends watch.

portier that is exactly the reason why I don't believeyou will be meeting any of my other friends from undergrad

 

[Dartos Vader]

If you really have a lot of time on your hands, definitely go on a fun trip. If youre married, spend a lot of time with your wife now. But if you want to get prepared for med school, the biggest problems in first year are anatomy and physiology. They are your most important classes at seven credits, and are both hard. If you do well in these you can really jump the curve. If your local school offers these courses, you can take both without a whole lot of time. A cadaver lab would be really helpful. I was at a lab table with someone who had just had a cadaveric anatomy class and she studied half as much as me and got all A's. Doing nothing is also a good idea, thats what I did. But I am still the best Halo player I know, thanks to that six months of down time.

 

[Portier]

portier that is exactly the reason why I don't believeyou will be meeting any of my other friends from undergrad

Like you aren't due a dig or two after all the Portier-hating you do...

whiner.

 

[cremaster2007]

Like you aren't due a dig or two after all the Portier-hating you do...

whiner.

touche

 

[Portier]

touche

Do you think you want to come over and watch submarine movies later?

I have:
Crimson Tide
Hunt for Red October
Run Silent, Run Deep
U-571
Down Periscope (maybe?)

We can rub each other's backs and call each other snookums. 👍

 

[cremaster2007]

Do you think you want to come over and watch submarine movies later?

I have:
Crimson Tide
Hunt for Red October
Run Silent, Run Deep
U-571
Down Periscope (maybe?)

We can rub each other's backs and call each other snookums. 👍

Portier you know I would if I wasn't a week behind in cardio and have my austin flint practical today.........go aortic regurge

 

[Astroglide User]

Hunt for red october is one of the best movies of all time period, easily making the #1 submarine movie. great post portier....b/c submarine movies don't get much attention.

in fact, i bet the next one will involve jarred from SUBWAY trying to promote the new "submarine" that has less than 10 grams of fat.

 

[babyruth]

Do you think you want to come over and watch submarine movies later?

I have:
Crimson Tide
Hunt for Red October
Run Silent, Run Deep
U-571
Down Periscope (maybe?)

We can rub each other's backs and call each other snookums. 👍

What was that comedy movie with the guy from Frasier as the captain?

 

[Portier]

What was that comedy movie with the guy from Frasier as the captain?

Yes...

As contrasted to Up Periscope http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053399/

which is a serious submarine movie from the 50's.

 

[cremaster2007]

Hunt for red october is one of the best movies of all time period, easily making the #1 submarine movie. great post portier....b/c submarine movies don't get much attention.

in fact, i bet the next one will involve jarred from SUBWAY trying to promote the new "submarine" that has less than 10 grams of fat.

It will be called the Dejan ------ a 100ft sub high in protein.............astro's favorite 😀

 

[cremaster2007]

Does anyone know how many questions per cardio lecture on this last test.............you know like hopefully 2 for wattleworth's 18 pages of notes!!

 

[cremaster2007]

I would be stuck in class while lucky and dmak and astro are eating krispy kreme's..................... 😡 👎

 

[luckystar]

Actually, astro, being the fitness god that he is, turned down one of those rings of heaven. I, on the other hand, have downed 2 already. Mmmm....krispy kremes and Starbucks....doesn't get better than that.