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[cremaster2007]

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Hunt for red october is one of the best movies of all time period, easily making the #1 submarine movie. great post portier....b/c submarine movies don't get much attention.

in fact, i bet the next one will involve jarred from SUBWAY trying to promote the new "submarine" that has less than 10 grams of fat.

I decided to take post 1000 to say U-571 is the best because Jon Bon-Jovi himself is the man...........go subs..................go thread....................go 1,000.................here's to 1,000 more (hopefully some of them from when we pass and are on rotations).

 

[luckystar]

Haha I Have Post 1000!!! Your Plan To Take Over The World Of Sdn Has Been Foiled....again.

 

[Portier]

I decided to take post 1000 to say U-571 is the best because Jon Bon-Jovi himself is the man...........go subs..................go thread....................go 1,000.................here's to 1,000 more (hopefully some of them from when we pass and are on rotations).

Go back to Pella.....learn to count.

 

[cremaster2007]

Go back to Pella.....learn to count.

she posted while I was typing and it didn't refresh you french bas**rd

 

[Paul1441]

Anyone know when LOTR-ROTK extended version is coming out... if you know what that stands for you are "soooo coool"

 

[Portier]

Anyone know when LOTR-ROTK extended version is coming out... if you know what that stands for you are "soooo coool"

Either you're cool, or you're a hobbit worshiping ninny.
I think the latter rather than the former.

 

[cremaster2007]

Either you're cool, or you're a hobbit worshiping ninny.
I think the latter rather than the former.

Portier how dare you rip on LOTR-ROTK fans.........I heard you ordered a specially made sword and stood in line for 4 months to get tickets!!!

 

[newbieDOgal]

Either you're cool, or you're a hobbit worshiping ninny.
I think the latter rather than the former.

I hope you aren't into that stuff Portier, you're way too cute. Did you shave just the hair on your head? 🙂

 

[cremaster2007]

I hope you aren't into that stuff Portier, you're way too cute. Did you shave just the hair on your head? 🙂

How many beers did you have when you saw Portier???

 

[Portier]

I hope you aren't into that stuff Portier, you're way too cute. Did you shave just the hair on your head? 🙂

I actually only own Fellowship....but I must have watched it like a hundred times the year I bought it.

The custom made sword was only to keep away the orcs as I tried to protect the frontier from Sauron.....or the other movie goers away as I tried to get my tickets (not).

Has anyone seen the episode of The Man Show where Adam and Jimmy went to the Episode I line and cut? The movie goers went nuts, and called the cops. It was freaking hillarious.

 

[newbieDOgal]

How many beers did you have when you saw Portier???

I don't need alcohol to know a stud when I see one

 

[Portier]

I don't need alcohol to know a stud when I see one

OK, joke over....

Who is this anyway?

 

[newbieDOgal]

OK, joke over....

Who is this anyway?

If i told you... you wouldn't believe me
besides, what better way to tell a guy that he is hot than an anonymous chat room. 🙂

 

[Astroglide User]

I have three thoughts. 1) portier made up another profile and pretends to be a woman online 1/2 the day and himself the other half. what's weird is that he is hitting on himself and secretly fantasizing about himself...very odd but understandable b/c i do find him rather sexy too. 2) some girl is actually online and writing to him seductively hoping to get something out of it. you know, he does "claim" to be the class president on this chat forum. it could also be a guy typing onling...who calls themself "DMUhottie" other than some perv like me? 3) I sure hope kerry supporters go home in three weeks very sad and don't show their face for another 4 years when john kerry's boyfriend, i.e. hilary clinton, decides to run for president.

i just felt like typing today since i bought a new wireless keyboard and mouse. this thing is the bomb b/c i can type anywhere in my apartment, even though i don't exercise this priviledge.

Laguna beach is a great show: it is the first one i have watched regarding reality TV. i sure wonder why i watch it....hmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Portier]

I have three thoughts. 1) portier made up another profile and pretends to be a woman online 1/2 the day and himself the other half. what's weird is that he is hitting on himself and secretly fantasizing about himself...very odd but understandable b/c i do find him rather sexy too. 2) some girl is actually online and writing to him seductively hoping to get something out of it. you know, he does "claim" to be the class president on this chat forum. it could also be a guy typing onling...who calls themself "DMUhottie" other than some perv like me? 3) I sure hope kerry supporters go home in three weeks very sad and don't show their face for another 4 years when john kerry's boyfriend, i.e. hilary clinton, decides to run for president.

i just felt like typing today since i bought a new wireless keyboard and mouse. this thing is the bomb b/c i can type anywhere in my apartment, even though i don't exercise this priviledge.

Laguna beach is a great show: it is the first one i have watched regarding reality TV. i sure wonder why i watch it....hmmmmmmmmmmm.

You're right...I'm in love with myself. In much the same way the woman in the Vagina Monoluges said, "I'm going to marry myself, to on a cruise, and treat myself well for the rest of my life."

 

[cremaster2007]

You're right...I'm in love with myself. In much the same way the woman in the Vagina Monoluges said, "I'm going to marry myself, to on a cruise, and treat myself well for the rest of my life."

you two are very serious............the ED at Lutheran is awesome!!!!!!!!I suggest trying to get a tour it will well be worth your time. And my vote is for portier pretending to be a girl, and a strange man at the same time so after he sits on his hand till its numb he has a choice!!

 

[Portier]

you two are very serious............the ED at Lutheran is awesome!!!!!!!!I suggest trying to get a tour it will well be worth your time. And my vote is for portier pretending to be a girl, and a strange man at the same time so after he sits on his hand till its numb he has a choice!!

Remember the girl at Vieux Carre we saw on Friday night. She would be a hot chick for a guy, but was a less than averge looking girl if she was just a girl.

That's how I'd be, except backwards. I'm a hot guy (see reference above), but I'd be a strange looking woman.

But I do have nice legs, right astro?

 

[newbieDOgal]

Remember the girl at Vieux Carre we saw on Friday night. She would be a hot chick for a guy, but was a less than averge looking girl if she was just a girl.

That's how I'd be, except backwards. I'm a hot guy (see reference above), but I'd be a strange looking woman.

But I do have nice legs, right astro?

Vieux Carre? Is that where you like to get your groove on? I'll have to keep my eyes open for you if I ever go there. 🙂

 

[Portier]

Vieux Carre? Is that where you like to get your groove on? I'll have to keep my eyes open for you if I ever go there. 🙂

Uh.....stalker?

 

[newbieDOgal]

Uh.....stalker?

Stalker? no. Stalkers are usually guys, and they use the class picture files to find some cute girl to hit on. You know who you are.

 

[cremaster2007]

Stalker? no. Stalkers are usually guys, and they use the class picture files to find some cute girl to hit on. You know who you are.

the entire dmu student body????

and portier perfect description😉 wink

 

[cremaster2007]

Uh.....stalker?

Portier I think I fell in love with a PA tonight......I'm sure she's either marriage, engaged, almost engaged, or been dating someone for greater than or equal to one month 👎

 

[Portier]

Portier I think I fell in love with a PA tonight......I'm sure she's either marriage, engaged, almost engaged, or been dating someone for greater than or equal to one month 👎

Cremaster,

You fall in love every night...don't act like it's a new thing for you. And don't mess with PA's.....they'll work for you someday, and hate you for your masculine authority.

However, I've seen the new crop of blondes in that class, and I don't envy your broken heart.

Newbiegirl,

So you know, the University takes the male stalking of females very seriously, but is not as worried about the vice versa.

So when you stop by to watch me study, please bring Fried Chicken...Popeye's if you can swing it.

👍

 

[Portier]

There are a couple of Hippies here in MPH class talking about healthcare in China. I'm getting a Chinese History lesson from a guy with a combover.

Go Higher Education!

His wife is wearing a Red China Doll dress. She's a nurse, a administrator, an author, and a Ph.D. in something.....and had more things to pass around to look at than you could shake a stick at.

I just got SUPERSIZE ME from Netflix.
I'll let you know how it is.

 

[newbieDOgal]

Cremaster,

You fall in love every night...don't act like it's a new thing for you. And don't mess with PA's.....they'll work for you someday, and hate you for your masculine authority.

However, I've seen the new crop of blondes in that class, and I don't envy your broken heart.

Newbiegirl,

So you know, the University takes the male stalking of females very seriously, but is not as worried about the vice versa.

So when you stop by to watch me study, please bring Fried Chicken...Popeye's if you can swing it.

👍

So you 2nd year students know enough OMM to give full body treatments? Portier, would you give me a "full" body treatment sometime? I'll make it worth your effort 🙂

 

[cremaster2007]

There are a couple of Hippies here in MPH class talking about healthcare in China. I'm getting a Chinese History lesson from a guy with a combover.

Go Higher Education!

His wife is wearing a Red China Doll dress. She's a nurse, a administrator, an author, and a Ph.D. in something.....and had more things to pass around to look at than you could shake a stick at.

I just got SUPERSIZE ME from Netflix.
I'll let you know how it is.

Dude just watch me.....................that is an autobiography........I know I do but this time she isn't even blonde🙂

 

[RasputinDO]

First of all I don't know why Portier got his mom to make an SDN account when he could pretend he was stalking himself......second I saw Super Size Me and it was crazy.......but interesting I guess, none the less and they did have that one doc that was a DO on there.....oh and combovers rule....but not as much as mullets.....

 

[Portier]

So you 2nd year students know enough OMM to give full body treatments? Portier, would you give me a "full" body treatment sometime? I'll make it worth your effort 🙂

OMM is not the same as making out.

No matter how many times Cremaster grabs my butt when I'm fixing his L5-S1, I don't respond.

 

[cremaster2007]

OMM is not the same as making out.

No matter how many times Cremaster grabs my butt when I'm fixing his L5-S1, I don't respond.

oh portier you know you try making out with me on a regular basis and mullets do rule 👍

 

[Portier]

oh portier you know you try making out with me on a regular basis and mullets do rule 👍

You didn't like the hairdo I got for the skit?

I thought for sure that the first year I'm carying a torch for would fall into my arms when she saw my bald pate (not a misspelling).

However, she ignored me... 🙁

Then she called me later.

 

[Portier]

First of all I don't know why Portier got his mom to make an SDN account when he could pretend he was stalking himself......second I saw Super Size Me and it was crazy.......but interesting I guess, none the less and they did have that one doc that was a DO on there.....oh and combovers rule....but not as much as mullets.....

Nice new Picture, Frenchy.

 

[cremaster2007]

You didn't like the hairdo I got for the skit?

I thought for sure that the first year I'm carying a torch for would fall into my arms when she saw my bald pate (not a misspelling).

However, she ignored me... 🙁

Then she called me later.

Portier no girl could ever ignore you..............maybe I should shave my head.

 

[newbieDOgal]

I'm kinda screwed for this biochem test, anyone got any advice?

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm kinda screwed for this biochem test, anyone got any advice?

for every objective you need to know do a shot.................it's portier's tried and tested method for success

 

[Portier]

I'm kinda screwed for this biochem test, anyone got any advice?

Call Peer Tutor CasaHombre.

He'll rush over in his fireman uniform, strip, then teach you all the RNA transcription you can handle. 😎

 

[cremaster2007]

By the way this could be the best innominate published in the last 10 years..............good article portier and good article CASA HOMBRE, DARTOS, AND DMAK

 

[Portier]

oh portier you know you try making out with me on a regular basis and mullets do rule 👍

I read in Esquire today that there is a restaurant in NYC that Bald men eat free at on Wednesdays.

Men with a combover get a 50% reduction.

I think that's backwards..it's much braver to have a combover....less socially acceptable.

 

[Portier]

By the way this could be the best innominate published in the last 10 years..............good article portier and good article CASA HOMBRE, DARTOS, AND DMAK

Where is it? ON the portal?

 

[cremaster2007]

I read in Esquire today that there is a restaurant in NYC that Bald men eat free at on Wednesdays.

Men with a combover get a 50% reduction.

I think that's backwards..it's much braver to have a combover....less socially acceptable.

ahhh more reckless and social deviance just the way you like them portier 😍

 

[cremaster2007]

Where is it? ON the portal?

your mailbox
duh

 

[Portier]

ahhh more reckless and social deviance just the way you like them portier 😍

I think it's a bad idea to chase more PA's, Cremaster.

🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

I think it's a bad idea to chase more PA's, Cremaster.

🙁

dude I've never dated a PA
they are safe
👍

 

[newbieDOgal]

for every objective you need to know do a shot.................it's portier's tried and tested method for success

now i'm just drunk, i don't learn anything from your method. I'm in 305B if anyone can help. Please. I"m going to fail!

 

[Thousandth]

dude I've never dated a PA
they are safe
👍

Dude, if she is the PA that I am thinking of she lives with her boyfriend. So sorry but I feel your pain!

 

[Portier]

Dude, if she is the PA that I am thinking of she lives with her boyfriend. So sorry but I feel your pain!

Is there some sort of PA worshiping cult that I've not been recruited into?

How come all the really weird religious **** always happens when I'm not around?

When Jim Jones did the cool aid thing I was in Arkansas. When Koresh went to Waco, I was in Maine. When CasaHombre impregnated goats, I was in Texas.

I'm always one step behind.

R

 

[Portier]

By the way this could be the best innominate published in the last 10 years..............good article portier and good article CASA HOMBRE, DARTOS, AND DMAK

Any magazine with a picture of me holding a frog is good stuff! 🙂

 

[Portier]

now i'm just drunk, i don't learn anything from your method. I'm in 305B if anyone can help. Please. I"m going to fail!

I've uncovered the identity of NewbieDOgal!

I went to the library desk, and asked to see yesterday's study room reserve list. The lady messed up her face at me when I asked for it, but she gave it up.

NewbieDOgal is none other than: Nick. 😛

This could one of two Nicks that I know:

1) Nick Strange: for him to find me more attractive than his wife is a strange thought indeed.

2) Nick Rudloff: Since most times when I go out, I see Nick with 3 or 4 hangers on, he might be my don juan.

Or maybe there's someone else who hasn't been revealed yet. 😕

 

[Astroglide User]

i think we were better off when all this was just fantasy....now it's getting creepy. a guy pretends to be a girl and then hits on another guy. that is fraud and should be prosecuted via 37 DRE's with hydrochloric acid and dirty instruments.

 

[Dartos Vader]

OMM is not the same as making out.

No matter how many times Cremaster grabs my butt when I'm fixing his L5-S1, I don't respond.

notice he said cremaster, not dartos...

 

[Dartos Vader]

I'm kinda screwed for this biochem test, anyone got any advice?

just judging from your recent portier posts...perhaps a new prescription for your glasses? If you could see the notes better...if that doesn't work, try flashcards, drawing the pathways from memory, and memorizing all the stupid little details that mueller loves so much. Remember, in biochem if a topic seems so minute and stupid you will never need to know it as a doctor it is definitely going to be a test question.