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[Dartos Vader]

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Any magazine with a picture of me holding a frog is good stuff! 🙂

Nothing better than some good frog on frog action. That was one of the funniest things ever. Dmak and i took portier fishing and we all were having fun. One of us spots this gigantic frog ( I think it was me, not sure) and we are all exclaiming over it when portier determines, he will catch the frog. After about ten minutes of casting towards it this behemoth strikes the lure and scared the **** out of all of us! Ray starts reeling like crazy and jerks this thing on the shore. Just to show you how mean big frogs are it wasn't even hooked, it just wouldn't let go of the plastic worm! At this point dmak and i were really scared (and screaming, ask ray), and the frog is jumping all over the shore and it jumped about five feet at a time! Dejan and I thought we couldn't be any more scared, but than ray picked it up...with his bare hands! We were all laughing our asses off and freaking out. Then we prison raped ray to make ourselves feel better.

 

[babyruth]

What's up with everyone drooling over the PA girls (disregarding any sexist comments)? Are they just 'new cows'?

 

[Portier]

What's up with everyone drooling over the PA girls (disregarding any sexist comments)? Are they just 'new cows'?

Did you just refer to a woman as a cow??

There's always something new about Amy that I like...for example...this...she's a sexist!!

 

[babyruth]

No, no no... It was from a movie with Hugh Jackman and Ashley Judd. One of the theories in the movie was that the reason men are more interested in other women than the one right in front of them was because they were just new. She compared it to bulls that won't have sex with the same cow twice: 'old cow.' And yes, I believe in reverse sexism---Portier, bake me a pie b**ch!

 

[Portier]

No, no no... It was from a movie with Hugh Jackman and Ashley Judd. One of the theories in the movie was that the reason men are more interested in other women than the one right in front of them was because they were just new. She compared it to bulls that won't have sex with the same cow twice: 'old cow.' And yes, I believe in reverse sexism---Portier, bake me a pie b**ch!

What movie was that? I want to say it was the one where Natalie Portman had a baby in Wal-Mart, but I'm not sure.

Maybe it was the time travel one....where they jumped off the bridge.

And your pie will be ready soon, Mistress Amy...... 😍

 

[RajMahal]

What's up with everyone drooling over the PA girls (disregarding any sexist comments)? Are they just 'new cows'?

is this a reference from bridget jones' diary?

raj

 

[RajMahal]

is this a reference from bridget jones' diary?

raj

or was it love, actually? hmmmm.... can't remember.

 

[cremaster2007]

Dude, if she is the PA that I am thinking of she lives with her boyfriend. So sorry but I feel your pain!

You are correct........I'm the best at picking girls with boyfriends, fiances, or husbands.............what are you gonna, we may just have to have a guys night out where we go and show everyone that we are single. At least I can still dream.


😴

 

[cremaster2007]

Nothing better than some good frog on frog action. That was one of the funniest things ever. Dmak and i took portier fishing and we all were having fun. One of us spots this gigantic frog ( I think it was me, not sure) and we are all exclaiming over it when portier determines, he will catch the frog. After about ten minutes of casting towards it this behemoth strikes the lure and scared the **** out of all of us! Ray starts reeling like crazy and jerks this thing on the shore. Just to show you how mean big frogs are it wasn't even hooked, it just wouldn't let go of the plastic worm! At this point dmak and i were really scared (and screaming, ask ray), and the frog is jumping all over the shore and it jumped about five feet at a time! Dejan and I thought we couldn't be any more scared, but than ray picked it up...with his bare hands! We were all laughing our asses off and freaking out. Then we prison raped ray to make ourselves feel better.

Its not rape if if enjoyed it.

 

[cremaster2007]

No, no no... It was from a movie with Hugh Jackman and Ashley Judd. One of the theories in the movie was that the reason men are more interested in other women than the one right in front of them was because they were just new. She compared it to bulls that won't have sex with the same cow twice: 'old cow.' And yes, I believe in reverse sexism---Portier, bake me a pie b**ch!

Babyruth I'm glad that you've finally learned to put portier in his place..........and yes it has a lot to do with never seeing them before, though there are quite a few that are cute. Plus PA's don't seem to be like DO's and DPM's, meaning they aren't all engaged......yet😉

 

[cremaster2007]

or was it love, actually? hmmmm.... can't remember.

RajMahal you've seen way too many chick flicks....I know what you are trying to do, but somewhere you got to draw the line...........biatch.

 

[Astroglide User]

the movie was called "SOMETHING ABOUT YOU." and in case you were wondering, ashely judd proved herself to be a woman by the following. she took all this time to make a theory about why men don't like women after they sleep with them a few times because men are similar to male cows which will never "nail" a female cow after it already dumped semen inside the poor woman. then, she admits in the end that men are not the problem, it was just one man that was the problem. where did she prove herself to be a true woman? well, not by admitting she was wrong, but more by being wrong after going on some crusade to prove she was onto something totally bizarre.

here are the real reason men, me in this case, get sick of women after a few months. 1) wetting the bed when totally intoxicated 2) being way too conservative 3) never "going wild" 4) other women are so much more attracted to you when you have a girlfriend 5) b/c quantity is ALWAYS more important than quality

regarding ashley judd in reality, the lady is totally adored by me. in fact, i loved her when that movie came out: i went with one of my X-girlfriends. and when i left the movie, candice was no longer attractive to me b/c i found a new HO in ashley judd.

good day people

 

[babyruth]

Sounds like you have been thinking about that for awhile... just wanted to see if I could get a rise out of any of the males on this thread concerning smart girls being ugly. This seems to be a theme on the allo thread. (Of course what can you expect from M.D.s? (JK))

 

[Astroglide User]

There are a lot of attractive women at DMU, whether they are DO's, DPM's, PA's, or PT's. but i have not seen a hot MD walking around campus if that means anything to you....and i sure don't know any MD's that know how to pop the pubes while offering therapy at the same time.

 

[cremaster2007]

There are a lot of attractive women at DMU, whether they are DO's, DPM's, PA's, or PT's. but i have not seen a hot MD walking around campus if that means anything to you....and i sure don't know any MD's that know how to pop the pubes while offering therapy at the same time.

touche astro............best analysis I've seen of a women in quite sometime....your reasoning of why we want a new woman is right now. I don't believe all smart girls to be unattractive............there are a lot of attractive people at dmu............I do believe the smart attractive ones tend to not give me the time of day which explains why portier and myself and astro tend hang out with a lot of blind folds. Go hawks.......

 

[cremaster2007]

There are a lot of attractive women at DMU, whether they are DO's, DPM's, PA's, or PT's. but i have not seen a hot MD walking around campus if that means anything to you....and i sure don't know any MD's that know how to pop the pubes while offering therapy at the same time.

astro.................2 days and 3 hours till my bday............... 😍

 

[Queen Bee]

I particularly liked the part of that movie where ashley judd did a cheer in her sexy underwear...oh yeah! I dont think theres any difference in IQ between hot chicks and ugly ones. The best thing about ashley judd...when I made my wife tell me which chick in hollywood she would do it with if forced to, it was ashley judd (this is dartos by the way), nice. Me personally, I would go for salma hayek, Ay dios mio. Now my wife is changing her tune to the well endowed latin leading lady. btw ms. edward norton gets naked in the movie frida. The movie got 2.5 stars from the critics. Salma hayek having sex with another woman on screen...7.6 million stars. Baby, be careful making ray your bitch too much, he'll either want to marry you or start calling you mommy and sneak into your bed at night when he has nightmares about not finding the right guy to settle down with b/c Im already taken. He's a nervous pisser, so just watch out.

 

[RasputinDO]

natalie portman.....that is all I have to say

 

[cremaster2007]

natalie portman.....that is all I have to say

I agree natalie portman............. 👍

 

[Dartos Vader]

natalie portman.....that is all I have to say

Natalie Portman, soooo hot, want to touch the heinie.

 

[cremaster2007]

So I think lucky is trapped in dmak's bed, tied up with a rope made from his butt hair can anyone save her..........................................

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Natalie Portman, soooo hot, want to touch the heinie.

Ooooooooowuuuuuuuuu!

 

[RasputinDO]

So I think lucky is trapped in dmak's bed, tied up with a rope made from his butt hair can anyone save her..........................................

do you have to post all your fantasies on SDN??

 

[Astroglide User]

in regards to question above, it was a stupid question.

SDN actually stands for Students Doing Nothing (other than talking about fantasy)

 

[cremaster2007]

in regards to question above, it was a stupid question.

SDN actually stands for Students Doing Nothing (other than talking about fantasy)

only 18 lectures behind right now in cardio 😍

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

only 18 lectures behind right now in cardio 😍

so you've already started studying? i'm impressed

 

[cremaster2007]

so you've already started studying? i'm impressed

Maybe you didn't know its my bday sat so my weekend may not involve as much studying as it should............ 😱 23 finally I can be a prime number again.

 

[Astroglide User]

Top Ten Flowers

10. Tulip
9. Daisy
8. Rose
7. Daffodile
6. Carnation
5. Dandelion (weed, i know, but it is a beautiful weed)
4. Pansies
3. Iris
2. Sunflower
1. Mum

Top 10 Login Passwords

10)hairdont
9)iloveusa
8)purple
7)koalas
6)furlong
5)password
4)drowssap
3)pooppoop
2)davidscotttidmarshisthebestspeller
1)hotdogs

top 10 soups

10. clam chowder
9. turtle soup (that ones for you, shredder)
8. loud mouth soup
7. cream of al (the secret ingredient is love)
6. Ricky Martin`s special chili con carne
5. arsenic soup
4. Tag Team`s homemade pasta fagioli (when they serve it to you they say: Soup! There it is.)
3. soup du jour
2. weed soup
1. **** soup

Top 10 Things in my fridge/freezer:
10. Margarine
9. Leftover Rice
8. Turkey
7. Powerade
6. Pepsi
5. Tubes O' Beef
4. Water
3. Ketchup
2. Pickles
1. Jagermeister

top 10 2008 Presidential candidates
10. The Milf Hunter
9. Corey Taylor ( OF Slipknot, not the jerk out in Denver)
8. Matt Dargene ( that pic scares me)
7. Matt Stone and Trey Parker (One will be VP)
6. Scooter McBoobyfart
5. Antrel Rolle
4. Willy Mo Pena ( The one man Cubs wrecking crew)
3. Todd Bladt
2. Hurricane Ivan
1. DITKA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

Top Ten Flowers

10. Tulip
9. Daisy
8. Rose
7. Daffodile
6. Carnation
5. Dandelion (weed, i know, but it is a beautiful weed)
4. Pansies
3. Iris
2. Sunflower
1. Mum

Top 10 Login Passwords

10)hairdont
9)iloveusa
8)purple
7)koalas
6)furlong
5)password
4)drowssap
3)pooppoop
2)davidscotttidmarshisthebestspeller
1)hotdogs

top 10 soups

10. clam chowder
9. turtle soup (that ones for you, shredder)
8. loud mouth soup
7. cream of al (the secret ingredient is love)
6. Ricky Martin`s special chili con carne
5. arsenic soup
4. Tag Team`s homemade pasta fagioli (when they serve it to you they say: Soup! There it is.)
3. soup du jour
2. weed soup
1. **** soup

Top 10 Things in my fridge/freezer:
10. Margarine
9. Leftover Rice
8. Turkey
7. Powerade
6. Pepsi
5. Tubes O' Beef
4. Water
3. Ketchup
2. Pickles
1. Jagermeister

top 10 2008 Presidential candidates
10. The Milf Hunter
9. Corey Taylor ( OF Slipknot, not the jerk out in Denver)
8. Matt Dargene ( that pic scares me)
7. Matt Stone and Trey Parker (One will be VP)
6. Scooter McBoobyfart
5. Antrel Rolle
4. Willy Mo Pena ( The one man Cubs wrecking crew)
3. Todd Bladt
2. Hurricane Ivan
1. DITKA!!!!!!!!!!!

Top ten things in portier's pants:

10) a tube of cookie dough
9) a mini elephant
8) a midget (he possibly rides the mini elephant)
7) bacitracin
6) must be at least this tall to ride sign
5) documentation of the prime number law
4) picture of fabio
3) the biggest afro since 1976
2) the largest tiniest toothpick ever made
1) nothing......................😉

I love you portier

 

[Portier]

Top ten things in portier's pants:

10) a tube of cookie dough
9) a mini elephant
8) a midget (he possibly rides the mini elephant)
7) bacitracin
6) must be at least this tall to ride sign
5) documentation of the prime number law
4) picture of fabio
3) the biggest afro since 1976
2) the largest tiniest toothpick ever made
1) nothing......................😉

I love you portier

You got the #1 wrong.
The number one thing in my pants is Cremaster.

 

[cremaster2007]

You got the #1 wrong.


true...............very true

 

[Astroglide User]

After my surgery exam i will spend the day in silence for the iowa hawks as they look to defeat ohio state this weekend. it could be a battle for the ages where iowa is a sure underdog, but i have hope this year. please join with me in support of Kirk Ferentz as he directs his troops in war against, well, a bunch of acorns if you will.

Cremaster, make sure you limit your online surfing for porn today and have some dignity. don't get F'd in the A until after the game if the outcome is bad.

 

[Astroglide User]

I almost forgot to add my "gay wink" at the end.

 

[cremaster2007]

I almost forgot to add my "gay wink" at the end.

I love you......................in a very homosexual way!!!!!!!!! 😍

 

[Portier]

I love you......................in a very homosexual way!!!!!!!!! 😍

I feel the need for 3 blindfolds, and 3 bottles of Jack Daniels........


😛

 

[sether52do]

Top Ten Flowers

10. Tulip
9. Daisy
8. Rose
7. Daffodile
6. Carnation
5. Dandelion (weed, i know, but it is a beautiful weed)
4. Pansies
3. Iris
2. Sunflower
1. Mum

Top 10 Login Passwords

10)hairdont
9)iloveusa
8)purple
7)koalas
6)furlong
5)password
4)drowssap
3)pooppoop
2)davidscotttidmarshisthebestspeller
1)hotdogs

top 10 soups

10. clam chowder
9. turtle soup (that ones for you, shredder)
8. loud mouth soup
7. cream of al (the secret ingredient is love)
6. Ricky Martin`s special chili con carne
5. arsenic soup
4. Tag Team`s homemade pasta fagioli (when they serve it to you they say: Soup! There it is.)
3. soup du jour
2. weed soup
1. **** soup

Top 10 Things in my fridge/freezer:
10. Margarine
9. Leftover Rice
8. Turkey
7. Powerade
6. Pepsi
5. Tubes O' Beef
4. Water
3. Ketchup
2. Pickles
1. Jagermeister

top 10 2008 Presidential candidates
10. The Milf Hunter
9. Corey Taylor ( OF Slipknot, not the jerk out in Denver)
8. Matt Dargene ( that pic scares me)
7. Matt Stone and Trey Parker (One will be VP)
6. Scooter McBoobyfart
5. Antrel Rolle
4. Willy Mo Pena ( The one man Cubs wrecking crew)
3. Todd Bladt
2. Hurricane Ivan
1. DITKA!!!!!!!!!!!

I just couldn't resist doing a Google for Scooter McBoobyfart:

 

[cremaster2007]

I feel the need for 3 blindfolds, and 3 bottles of Jack Daniels........


😛

very well may need one after this next week...........its a long one for my letter group.

 

[cremaster2007]

my time in the glory of aspirin has begun.......................go 23 👍

 

[Portier]

my time in the glory of aspirin has begun.......................go 23 👍

Now that Cremaster is an old man (like me), he'll start to notice body parts working differently than they used to.

When you get the rectal prolapse from the pinworms, you'll need to see DMacc.....

When your cremaster muscle touches the water, see Lucky for a resection.

When your hair falls out, see Astroglide and he'll share his Minoxidil.

When your back starts to hurt, see Dartos, and he'll adjust your L5-S1, T12-L1 using his new technique called, "Naked Sacral Rocking using Physician Inominate Thrusts."

When your children come out extra tall, see Sether....he did it to me, too!

When your blood pressure gets too high, see Rajmahal for the alcoholic mycardial depression secondary to cardiomyopathy with atrial fibrilation.

When your prostate is too large for you to sit, see me, and we'll reduce it.

😍

 

[luckystar]

Damn, I am finally free from the butt-hair handcuffs that kept me strapped in dmak's great big fluffy bed and I can rejoin the wonderful world of SDN once again. Ahhh.....

I will never forget when cremaster, his mom, sister, and I went to see the first showing of LOTR-ROTK at midnight after the last anatomy test. That was truly awesome. Thanks cremaster, cremaster's mom, and cremaster's sister for being a part of the defining moment in my med school career.

Portier...you made my day this morning when you knocked on my door and I was naked and wet, talking to dmak on the phone. Then I hung up on him and we did it. Take that, NewbieDOgal. But then, there's more than enough of Portier to go around. Just ask babyruth (it's sexy when you say b*tch over the internet, by the way 😉). Whip me.

Ok....I must return to the bed and figure out how to work those butt-hair cuffs so that dmak will never know I escaped. 😀

 

[Portier]

Damn, I am finally free from the butt-hair handcuffs that kept me strapped in dmak's great big fluffy bed and I can rejoin the wonderful world of SDN once again. Ahhh.....

I will never forget when cremaster, his mom, sister, and I went to see the first showing of LOTR-ROTK at midnight after the last anatomy test. That was truly awesome. Thanks cremaster, cremaster's mom, and cremaster's sister for being a part of the defining moment in my med school career.

Portier...you made my day this morning when you knocked on my door and I was naked and wet, talking to dmak on the phone. Then I hung up on him and we did it. Take that, NewbieDOgal. But then, there's more than enough of Portier to go around. Just ask babyruth (it's sexy when you say b*tch over the internet, by the way 😉). Whip me.

Ok....I must return to the bed and figure out how to work those butt-hair cuffs so that dmak will never know I escaped. 😀

Wet Asian Women....

Maybe a website in that.

 

[Astroglide User]

In case anyone wondered why cremaster has been absent from the site for ahwile. go to www.hawkeyesports.com and read about the royal molesting the hawks did to ohio state yesterday. cremaster is still enjoying his 23 years of life with a hawkeye victory.

Happy birthday a date late ball sack. love ya man! and yes, i mean that in the most homosexual - cover each other in chocolate and take care of each other's need type of way.

Lucky...the way you talk gets me all juiced up. please keep it up and then send the De-JAN my way for some sweet love.

GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dartos Vader]

Happy birthday casa-hombre! I have a gift for you (i know, first i give you the awesome nickname of casahombre, now an actual gift, I fuc#ing rock!) So look for me before the test tommorrow big guy. Sorry I couldn't get together with you and celebrate san francisco butt boy style...yet. Hope you had an awesome one you sexy prime number. Anybody see purdue vs wisconsin? Im so sad. If theres any boiler fans out there that want to commiserate about the missed 23 yard field goal by the heisman candidate kicker that would have tied up the game, my shoulder is prepared for crying. Wisconsin has one hell of a defense...oh well, guess I can console myself by running several into luckys endzone. I don't know who her turf manager is, but by god thats some well maintained turf. Or so my wife says, I just hold the camera and wipe up the excess corn oil when they are done. Sigh.

 

[Astroglide User]

Cremaster has a great idea for halloWEINER. you guys should go as Team America. Jane would make a great impersonator of the china woman in the show. the blonde...well, that could be dejan in drag. ray will be the guy who says "Fucck" all the time. cremaster is the dude from nebraska. you guys and figure out the rest.

but the fact there is a chinese girl makes the story even better.

 

[Dartos Vader]

Just out of curiousity, is wattleworth kidding? I think she might be. She gives us a billion pages of notes, single spaced, packed with complicated info, basically summing up the first year of a cardiology fellowship in one lecture. Then she only finishes half the lecture and says read the rest. It's got to be a really bad joke. And in case you didn't know already, the questions won't be "over the big picture" they will be minute, tiny, stupid little details where the wrong answer sounds like the right one, but one word is switched for another. HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

 

[Portier]

Just out of curiousity, is wattleworth kidding? I think she might be. She gives us a billion pages of notes, single spaced, packed with complicated info, basically summing up the first year of a cardiology fellowship in one lecture. Then she only finishes half the lecture and says read the rest. It's got to be a really bad joke. And in case you didn't know already, the questions won't be "over the big picture" they will be minute, tiny, stupid little details where the wrong answer sounds like the right one, but one word is switched for another. HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

The word Triage comes to mind. As in foock that. I'm not gonna' even look at that crap. I'm looking for a big P in the class, so I'm going to invest time where I can do some good.

And I already say fccccck a lot....can I be a sailor? If I am, I want jane to be a vietnamese professional.

 

[Dartos Vader]

The word Triage comes to mind. As in foock that. I'm not gonna' even look at that crap. I'm looking for a big P in the class, so I'm going to invest time where I can do some good.

And I already say fccccck a lot....can I be a sailor? If I am, I want jane to be a vietnamese professional.

rumor has it that dmak is the big p in the class...lucky might kick yo ass for calling her vietnamese, she's clearly italian. look at the evidence, dark hair, olive complexion, and she eats noodles constantly (mine that is).

 

[cremaster2007]

rumor has it that dmak is the big p in the class...lucky might kick yo ass for calling her vietnamese, she's clearly italian. look at the evidence, dark hair, olive complexion, and she eats noodles constantly (mine that is).

Portier just showed up to dmak's with pumpkin and pecan pie cause he is trying to get in our pants...........and truth be told go hawks......I didn't do much for my bday............damn med school is destroying my life............But thanks for all the wishes.....go hawks.


👍

 

[Portier]

Portier just showed up to dmak's with pumpkin and pecan pie cause he is trying to get in our pants...........and truth be told go hawks......I didn't do much for my bday............damn med school is destroying my life............But thanks for all the wishes.....go hawks.


👍

I gave DMacc Arabian Goggles for Cremaster's birthday.

 

[luckystar]

CARDIO DOWN....are we like, 1/3 of the way through with 2nd year? Or has it only been 1/4? Portier, I'm relying on your fantastic mathematical skills to tell me, because even with my asian ancestry, math is not my forte. Congrats to all who passed cardio!! (And to any first years reading this...go biochem 🙂)