DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[Astroglide User]

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that girl knew i took the picture, and she was cool with it...just so you know. she then asked if i would post them online b/c she likes stuff like that. this was not a case of "oh crap i did not mean to take the picture."

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - you owe me serious $$$$ for these! and the disclaimer is as follows - all girls in the pictures are over the age of 18, know me very well, and were consenting to the pictures....so easy now.

 

[Astroglide User]

All fatties beware....you will go to jail in europe!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005082504,00.html


Q: why are you taking me away?

A: because you are fat, FATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

please tell me some of those women will be in chicago🙂

 

[DOitright]

can i start school tomorrow? it looks like so much fun!

 

[cremaster2007]

can i start school tomorrow? it looks like so much fun!

you take the good with the bad.............lots of bad, just keep that in mind

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

wtf?!?! like you people have something better to do than post on SDN? I need to be entertained!!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

wtf?!?! like you people have something better to do than post on SDN? I need to be entertained!!!!

I like ho ho's

 

[Astroglide User]

Hail to the victors biootches!

 

[cremaster2007]

Hail to the victors biootches!

too bad we didn't realize it's better to have 3 running backs in the backfield (brad banks) than 2 and a QB (chandler)

 

[Portier]

 

[cremaster2007]

not bad bernard

 

[Astroglide User]

I'm boycotting SDN until some of you silent readers start posting. you know who you are, always reading to look at the awesome pictures and comments by the 3-4 people writing here. now it's time to step up to the plate and deliver some random, funny comments.

 

[beernchez]

hey bitch, maybe some of us are just lazy and intimidated by the supergeniuses in our class....but i guess having a lil more estrogen in this forum would help...other then ray

 

[cremaster2007]

hey bitch, maybe some of us are just lazy and intimidated by the supergeniuses in our class....but i guess having a lil more estrogen in this forum would help...other then ray

good post beer you fit right in knocking portier below the belt


whhhooooo aaahhhhh

 

[Dartos Vader]

Take that rewind it back, beerncheez got the beat that make you booty go SMACK!!

 

[Dartos Vader]

Erica, dont look but the guy across from you has his weiner out...

 

[Portier]

I think I should get a contract for Nature's Own....

 

[cremaster2007]

what are those pics from??

 

[Dartos Vader]

Hey Ray, in that pic of the 3 chicks, you should have put the one in front behind the other 2, they are much cuter. The one in front looks like shes got a mouth full of chiclets....unless you are dating her now, in that case she is smokin hot! You gettin lonely up there El Queso Grande? I would definitely buy some of that bread if I saw your mug on my package, i mean, the package of bread...

 

[Dartos Vader]

I dont know who these two are, but that is one SUPERfly couple.

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey Ray, in that pic of the 3 chicks, you should have put the one in front behind the other 2, they are much cuter. The one in front looks like shes got a mouth full of chiclets....unless you are dating her now, in that case she is smokin hot! You gettin lonely up there El Queso Grande? I would definitely buy some of that bread if I saw your mug on my package, i mean, the package of bread...

yeah bernard give her the ray special

 

[Astroglide User]

Holy Chit on my wein turdmaster...people are posting all over this site.

Yo Beerncheez! don't call me a bioootch b/c i will hunt you down and make meaty stew out of you.

thanks for posting everyone; keep it up!

 

[Dartos Vader]

I MUST GO FISHING SOON!!!!!! I havent been fishing in so long ive been dreaming about it. Last night I dreamed that I had my own fishing show...it was great. Why can't may get here sooner dammit!

 

[cremaster2007]

if by fishing you mean go to the mall and hit on high school girls then I think we can do that at anytime, though you are right in may you see more mini-skirts

 

[Munchkin6245]

Great pics Ray, but where are the pics of you at the beach in your thong?

 

[cremaster2007]

Great pics Ray, but where are the pics of you at the beach in your thong?

kbljaklfjdafkdfa (me vomitting)

 

[beernchez]

So I'm sitting in class today...me and three other people and guess who is sitting in our row now.....one hint she is from oregon and used to date Ray's cousin...there's a reason i should have skipped today

 

[babyruth]

She used to date Ray's cousin? Who are you talking about?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

It's only Cliff, dressed as a short Asian hooker... he does it all the time

 

[Astroglide User]

KATS are so damn sexy when they are angry~

 

[Portier]

So I'm sitting in class today...me and three other people and guess who is sitting in our row now.....one hint she is from oregon and used to date Ray's cousin...there's a reason i should have skipped today

Date my cousin?

 

[cremaster2007]

It's only Cliff, dressed as a short Asian hooker... he does it all the time

me ruve you rrrrrrrrrong time sordier boy

 

[cremaster2007]

Date my cousin?

you sure that's not your twin??

 

[Astroglide User]

QUIT POSTING PICTURES OF THAT TRASHBALL. the guys looks so southern that comfort would be unwilling to hang with me, and that is a total "downgrade" according to VH1's Best Week Ever.

by the way, Rachael Harris on that show is so adorable.

You may think she's out of my league...but i have a way with women i don't deserve. my problem comes with normal women that "should" go for me where i totally strike out....(i.e. girls at the luber yard and other fine gentleman establishments)

 

[cremaster2007]

QUIT POSTING PICTURES OF THAT TRASHBALL. the guys looks so southern that comfort would be unwilling to hang with me, and that is a total "downgrade" according to VH1's Best Week Ever.

by the way, Rachael Harris on that show is so adorable.

You may think she's out of my league...but i have a way with women i don't deserve. my problem comes with normal women that "should" go for me where i totally strike out....(i.e. girls at the luber yard and other fine gentleman establishments)

touche sir..................touche

 

[cremaster2007]

a wise man once said............................eat a d admin, eat a d

 

[Astroglide User]

when you are down and out in your life, friends can be a great substitue for a girl.

 

[cremaster2007]

when you are down and out in your life, friends can be a great substitue for a girl.

I thought that was your gf?

 

[cremaster2007]

Does anyone want to go to the pants party???????????

 

[Portier]

Females courtesy of PCOM. I think Philly would be harder to study in....

Sometimes Student Government has perks.

 

[Astroglide User]

frenchie-
this sounds very gay (i know this), but that is a great picture of you on the beach. you look like you are having the time of your life and enjoying life's best juice. i'm proud of you boy.

you are now shocked b/c i usually don't say nice things.

 

[cremaster2007]

frenchie,
I think its great that you superimposed yourself onto a beach and a put a beer can in your hand.....................I also think its great that you ran into a bar yelled hey sluts and when they turned snapped a picture! You are my hero.

 

[Astroglide User]

My favorite spring break line from junior year.

my friend: "what's up sluts?"

girls: "are you calling us sluts?"

my friend: "no...if i were talking to you i'd say 'hey look at those fat chicks."

 

[cremaster2007]

So last night I was out with friends...............we were playing big buck hunter and getting our swerve on on the dance floo as we say when me, astro, and a friend of ours left to go drink some miller high life (you heard me high life) in the jeep and listen to some journey. After finishing off our 12 pack we head back inside where astro finds some indian girl who has fallen madly in love with him (red dot not feather). So he spends the rest of the night impressing her with his smooth dance moves and pick up lines while consuming more and more alcohol. So I wanted to leave but by this time astro was so involved he wasn't even speaking english anymore, so I found a ride home and called him today at 12 to meet at the coffee shop to study. He showed up with a cough which I feel is probably TB because as it turns out last night astro asked his indian women to excuse him while he went outside threw up a lot, climbed in his car to "shake it off" then promptly fell asleep and slept in the parking lot of one Miss Kitty's fine country establishment. So he now has TB, Hep B, and HIV because he was like a homeless dude last night. You might think I'm making this up and I am but only the part about TB, Hep B, and HIV cause astro is immune to those already from "numerous exposures" that I won't go into. So if anyone is going to have a drink after reading this story hold your beer high and say to Astro the Indian Slayer (almost at least).

 

[Munchkin6245]

I have 2 questions:

1. What is big buck hunter?

2. High life? come on 🙂


After seeing that pic of Ray on the beach, I'm now wondering why I didn't choose to go to NOVA, and why I chose to go some place where it snows 5 months a year. hahaha j/kidding! 😛

 

[Astroglide User]

all offensive pics were removed (i'm talking to the person who was offended by the "offensive" pics posted that were by no means offensive). i love the word offensive!

1) Big buck hunter is the best arcade game ever (but a close 2nd is the bowling game at wellman's). you point a fake shotgun at the screen and try to shoot deer. but the best part of the game is duck hunt at the end.

2) the champagne of beers lives up to its names; therefore, we have no need to justify our drinking it.

moral of the story = if you don't drink high life, you would not know what big game buck hunter is.

Lastly - Frenchie you must come out with us sometime!

 

[Portier]

Council of Osteopathic Student Government Presidents (COSGP) gave us a picture CD from the year's events. Here are some where I am in them, or are just plain good to look at.




Not quite so constipated looking in San Francisco:

A bit more constipated looking, but with the hot chicks from NECOM.

Bad smile with the delgates from NJCOM and their women.

Typical COSGP work wherein we work on projects in groups. This was in Chicago over the summer...a day I'll never forget. The day I met Victoria from NSUCOM. Wow.... (She's the one in the brown suit with long curly brown hair.)

This is from San Francisco in November. The girls from NECOM showing off their bellies. I actually took that picture (sober) with someone else's camera. The girls weren't as sober.

 

[Portier]

all offensive pics were removed (i'm talking to the person who was offended by the "offensive" pics posted that were by no means offensive). i love the word offensive!

1) Big buck hunter is the best arcade game ever (but a close 2nd is the bowling game at wellman's). you point a fake shotgun at the screen and try to shoot deer. but the best part of the game is duck hunt at the end.

2) the champagne of beers lives up to its names; therefore, we have no need to justify our drinking it.

moral of the story = if you don't drink high life, you would not know what big game buck hunter is.

Lastly - Frenchie you must come out with us sometime!

1) What offensive pics? I need to see them.
2) How can I not go out and see burchit (per leinen) get smashed and pick up dudes?
3) I hate coming home from a long trip and having so much **** to do. For reference NEVER fly INTO or OUT OF Ft Lauderdale on a Sunday. All the cruise ships come in and leave on those days giving the airport TONS of passengers both ways....it's like the Iowa State Fair in there...except less organized.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

all offensive pics were removed (i'm talking to the person who was offended by the "offensive" pics posted that were by no means offensive). i love the word offensive!

1) Big buck hunter is the best arcade game ever (but a close 2nd is the bowling game at wellman's). you point a fake shotgun at the screen and try to shoot deer. but the best part of the game is duck hunt at the end.

2) the champagne of beers lives up to its names; therefore, we have no need to justify our drinking it.

moral of the story = if you don't drink high life, you would not know what big game buck hunter is.

Lastly - Frenchie you must come out with us sometime!

see Mike... not everything that comes out of Wisconsin sucks