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[cremaster2007]

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Touche Mr Lisi................touche

 

[Astroglide User]

My experience with things coming out of wisconsin is as follows:
1) many cute women with great personalities
2) the cheese is incredible
3) high point beer (5% bud light) nails you to the floor
4) i still love the packers.

 

[cremaster2007]

My experience with things coming out of wisconsin is as follows:
1) many cute women with great personalities
2) the cheese is incredible
3) high point beer (5% bud light) nails you to the floor



I am sitting at school studying and I realized now why I don't do that..........this sucks..................a fat D

 

[Dartos Vader]

My experience with things coming out of wisconsin is as follows:
1) many cute women with great personalities
2) the cheese is incredible
3) high point beer (5% bud light) nails you to the floor



I am sitting at school studying and I realized now why I don't do that..........this sucks..................a fat D

I wanna kiss you all over....and over and over....till the night closes iiiiiinnn, til the night closes innn

 

[cremaster2007]

I wanna kiss you all over....and over and over....till the night closes iiiiiinnn, til the night closes innn

I've seen those finger paintins' you've been bringing home..................and they suck...........................I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it, those paintins' are beautiful

 

[GeriRocks]

👎

You know....Java Gs just isn't the same with out the DMU crowd....where is everyone??

You're all probably sitting at home thinking up your next clever SDN post....I've figured you out. 😱

 

[GeriRocks]

Oh by the way I spent 2 hours last Friday listening to Paris Hilton's voice mail on the internet...it was so amusing.

 

[cremaster2007]

Oh by the way I spent 2 hours last Friday listening to Paris Hilton's voice mail on the internet...it was so amusing.

What kind of stuff did it say?

 

[Portier]

Where exactly is Java G's?
In case I can make it far enough away from my fat stack of Star Trek DVD's to go and study somewhere else.....

I saw Cremaster making eyes at HMCS Steinbrook (according to Cindy Deneira, he's "the guy with the Hitler mustache")....I was jealous he was interested in another sailor besides me.

 

[cremaster2007]

Where exactly is Java G's?
In case I can make it far enough away from my fat stack of Star Trek DVD's to go and study somewhere else.....

I saw Cremaster making eyes at HMCS Steinbrook (according to Cindy Deneira, he's "the guy with the Hitler mustache")....I was jealous he was interested in another sailor besides me.

Bernard I thought I was looking into your future when I saw him, some dude in a sailor suit "recruiting" young men to join him...............like what you do now, minus the suit

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie -

Java G's is NOT a place to study; rather, it is a bondage shop in west des moines where a few of us have been known to drink coffee. best part about it frenchie is the hair styling place next door. you must find it odd that i like hair places w/out having hair of my own....

on the metrosexual side, i thought about stopping by origins yesterday while at the mall and making them rub that crap into my neck.

 

[Portier]

What should be done with Burchit for the lymphoma he's associated with?

We should make him wear a tortise shell on his head and eat KC Masterpiece barbeque chips for a month.

That, or give him a safron rice injection where he sits.

 

[babyruth]

Portier, who is the gentlemen that is standing to the far right in the first picture. He's hot; although you probably already know that.....

 

[cremaster2007]

Why does studying suck so much now, I don't remember it sucking this much last week

 

[babyruth]

I didn't find the pictures offensive I just didn't want you to get in trouble by said female....

 

[Dartos Vader]

Frenchie -

Java G's is NOT a place to study; rather, it is a bondage shop in west des moines where a few of us have been known to drink coffee. best part about it frenchie is the hair styling place next door. you must find it odd that i like hair places w/out having hair of my own....

on the metrosexual side, i thought about stopping by origins yesterday while at the mall and making them rub that crap into my neck.

A little sidebar here....at the aforementioned hairstyling place, there is a girl who works there that astro finds QUITE attractive. She is, how you say...ah yes, disgusting. Shes about five eleven and she weighs about 75 pounds. Since she has so little skeletal muscle she droops over giving her the constant illusion of falling forward. You know shes anorexic too, b/c when shes not working she wears three layers of sweats to hide all her disgusting fat, you know, the few ounces that still surround her internal organs....yikes. Even though mike and i have enormous differences in female preference, i still think his girlfriend is cute.

 

[Portier]

Portier, who is the gentlemen that is standing to the far right in the first picture. He's hot; although you probably already know that.....

Far Right = Matt from NSUCOM. Every meeting he has about 50 girls vying for his affection. At this last one we were at his school, which cramped his style some. He had his girlfriend with him when we went to a dance club in Miami named, "Opium." All I could say was, "Wow!" She was like something off the cover of vogue, and very charming.

Funny thing about Matt is that he's totally normal. He's nice to everyone, thoughtful, professional, and tends to look at the big picture.

Too bad I have to hate him. JK

 

[Portier]

A little sidebar here....at the aforementioned hairstyling place, there is a girl who works there that astro finds QUITE attractive. She is, how you say...ah yes, disgusting. Shes about five eleven and she weighs about 75 pounds. Since she has so little skeletal muscle she droops over giving her the constant illusion of falling forward. You know shes anorexic too, b/c when shes not working she wears three layers of sweats to hide all her disgusting fat, you know, the few ounces that still surround her internal organs....yikes. Even though mike and i have enormous differences in female preference, i still think his girlfriend is cute.

I think his girlfriend has cancer.

 

[Astroglide User]

Dartos thanks for the comment on my lady - it's alwasy nice to hear compliments on my gfriend's cuteness. though i get sad b/c all i ever hear is "why is she going out with that giant bald douche?"

babyruth - as always, take nothing personal on this webpage. so when i tell you to mind your own business...you'll realize i'm kidding and not take it too personal. but wait...am i kidding? I do understand your concern though and appreciate your looking out for me, but i hate to say nice things w/out starting with something mean.

what i will say to kristin tonight: "people in my class think you have cancer, but that means they think you are skinny and cute!" she will totally forget i said anything about the cancer b/c she eats up compliments.

Frenchie - you think my gfriend has cancer?

read my signature people as quoted by my true father - jimmy buffett. "the weather is here...i wish you were beautiful."

 

[Astroglide User]

lisi - i find that picture TOTALLY OFFENSIVE. are you like, oh my god, implying iowa fans are uropheliacs? pardon my spelling if it's wrong - i suck at spelling (and saying) medical words.

i finally realized atropine is not spelled atroPHine the other day.

and in case you did not know....Afib is pronounced like "Fibe-rilation"

 

[Dartos Vader]

Astro, you like Jimmy buffet AND Neil diamond! If you like Johnny cash as well.....we might just be long lost brothers. Brothers don't shake hands...BROTHERS GOTTA HUG!!! To quote jimmy buffet "please take your drunken sixteen year old sister and go home." Astro, we can go hikin on teusday, with you I'd walk anywhere.

 

[Astroglide User]

Dartos - join me in a buffett afternoon adventure. here are some of my favorites. i'll make you one great buffett cd sometime.

med school has worn be quite thin...so nice to be at a buffett concert again!

in your belly you can hold a treasure few have never seen..most of them dreams.

i'm a pirate...200 years too late.

I shot six holes in my freezer...i must have cabin fever...boat drinks!

BOAT DRINKS!!!!

Get on our bus! Let's ride! I took off for a weekend last month and tried to recall a whole YEAR!!!!!!


I like J cash, but i am a bigger fan of neil and jimmy....they are so much more entertaining.

 

[Portier]

In Ft Lauderdale, the geeks from COSGP all got together and sang songs while one of the guys played guitar.

It was like something out of a movie, and I joined in.

We sang some Jimmy, some Neil, some Elton John (no gay jokes, but I was complemented on ability with those), and various other 1990's songs that I didn't think were beachable. For instance: Everclear, Foo Fighters, etc.

Here's a pic

Here's one of me with a naked manequin for fun.

 

[Portier]

Dartos thanks for the comment on my lady - it's alwasy nice to hear compliments on my gfriend's cuteness. though i get sad b/c all i ever hear is "why is she going out with that giant bald douche?"

babyruth - as always, take nothing personal on this webpage. so when i tell you to mind your own business...you'll realize i'm kidding and not take it too personal. but wait...am i kidding? I do understand your concern though and appreciate your looking out for me, but i hate to say nice things w/out starting with something mean.

what i will say to kristin tonight: "people in my class think you have cancer, but that means they think you are skinny and cute!" she will totally forget i said anything about the cancer b/c she eats up compliments.

Frenchie - you think my gfriend has cancer?

read my signature people as quoted by my true father - jimmy buffett. "the weather is here...i wish you were beautiful."

Inbred Alchie: I don't think your girlfriend has cancer. At the Gala, you said she was going outside to get some cancer. I thought you said she had it.

She is also cute. I think I prefer her younger sister.

This should not be a surprise since all the ultra-Christian women in our class gave me dirty looks for having a date with braces. Screw 'em. I plan on making a career out of dating youner women. What the hell do we become doctors for? Help people, save lives, and improve our chances at maximizing our reproductive options.

"Brick, where'd you get that hand grenade?"

 

[Dartos Vader]

Ok super geniuses heres the deal, were having a contest. The contest is to see who can come up with the best, most obscure med school cutdown and post it. The winner gets....nothing, just do it. I'll start it off with an example.

Portiers mom has argyle-robertson pupil.

 

[Astroglide User]

Organic chem line:

Felix - last night i SN2'd your wife!

 

[Portier]

Physical Chemistry:

Cliff's grandmother's partition coefficient (in aqueous and organic solvent) is decidedly like that of Hafnium.

 

[Astroglide User]

Quote from cremaster:

a trucker walks into a truck stop and reads a sign saying "cheese sandwhiches $3 and HJ's $10."

trucker goes to the lady behind the bar and asks "are you the one who gives the HJ's?"

lady: "yes I am!"

trucker: "well WASH those hands and make me a cheese sandwhich!"

 

[beernchez]

59% of Iowan men medical students have Kluver-Bucy syndrome, making it the state highest in lotion sales

 

[GeriRocks]

so Dartos Vader.....is Gonorrhea considered an STD or just something you catch from a toliet seat. I am still confused 😱

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Quote from cremaster:

a trucker walks into a truck stop and reads a sign saying "cheese sandwhiches $3 and HJ's $10."

trucker goes to the lady behind the bar and asks "are you the one who gives the HJ's?"

lady: "yes I am!"

trucker: "well WASH those hands and make me a cheese sandwhich!"

how do you like me now? biotch!

 

[GeriRocks]

Physical Chemistry:

Cliff's grandmother's partition coefficient (in aqueous and organic solvent) is decidedly like that of Hafnium.

I definetly don't get it...help me out portier!

 

[Portier]

I definetly don't get it...help me out portier!

It's derived from something the black kids used to say in grade school:

kid 1: (after being insulted or slighted) Your momma'
kid 2: Your Daddy
kid 3: Your Greasy Greasy Grandmother

That would be the end of the argument.

Now, partition coefficients are a physical property of an element that can be quantified using an experimental procedure. We produced iodine solutions of different concentrations in aqueous medium. Then those solutions were put into a bottle with a known amount of organic solvent. Using quantitative methods, the amount of iodine that crossed over from the aqueous to the organic was assayed. Then using a formula, the partition coefficient (K) can be calculated.

K = I(a) / I(o)


Hafnium, in most molecular compositions has a preference for the organic (greasy) solution. Therfore it's partition coefficient is a fractional value.

Run the two together, and you get a very eruditic way of saying, "Greasy Greasy Grandmother."


"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it." — E.B.White (1899-1985).

 

[Dartos Vader]

so Dartos Vader.....is Gonorrhea considered an STD or just something you catch from a toliet seat. I am still confused 😱

I'm still trying to convince my wife that you, katrina, Dr. Breithaupt, kate, erica and I all sat on the same toilet seat...

 

[Dartos Vader]

Guys, med school, not nerd school. Is this a chemistry class or what?

 

[Astroglide User]

something about that toilet seat deal that turned me on!

cheapest insult we can give: dartos is a man of 3's: 3 BOYfriends, 3 classes right now (omm, geriatrics, neuro), and trisomy 21!

Ohhhhhhhhhh! take that you biooooootch!

 

[cremaster2007]

Physical Chemistry:

Cliff's grandmother's partition coefficient (in aqueous and organic solvent) is decidedly like that of Hafnium.

Good joke portier, too bad she is dead

 

[cremaster2007]

something about that toilet seat deal that turned me on!

cheapest insult we can give: dartos is a man of 3's: 3 BOYfriends, 3 classes right now (omm, geriatrics, neuro), and trisomy 21!

Ohhhhhhhhhh! take that you biooooootch!

I think that you and dartos should get together with portier and see if you guys can take care of widening portier's intestines due to his AGANGLIONIC MEGACOLON

 

[Portier]

Guys, med school, not nerd school. Is this a chemistry class or what?

Dartos smells like he lacks phenylalanine hydoxylase all the time.

Bird**** likes girls with a the odor of trimethylaminuria or tyrosinuria...especially after a long day at work.

Cliff Claven looks like his mother took Thalidomide.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

lisi - i find that picture TOTALLY OFFENSIVE. are you like, oh my god, implying iowa fans are uropheliacs? pardon my spelling if it's wrong - i suck at spelling (and saying) medical words.

i finally realized atropine is not spelled atroPHine the other day.

and in case you did not know....Afib is pronounced like "Fibe-rilation"

yes i am implying that

 

[beernchez]

I'm still trying to convince my wife that you, katrina, Dr. Breithaupt, kate, erica and I all sat on the same toilet seat...

dartos you better send your wife in for more testing...i just discovered a new one, its like the new world down there

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

what an amazing sight this morning... you could actually count all 12 people that showed up for psych class on Astro's fingers, since he has polydactyly

 

[cremaster2007]

Portier you should wash your face better you keep hitting yourself in the face with pee because of your epispadias

 

[Portier]

Shut up or I'll tell everyone about your bowenoid papulosis.

 

[cremaster2007]

what an amazing sight this morning... you could actually count all 12 people that showed up for psych class on Astro's fingers, since he has polydactyly

by the way nice avatar, I always knew astro took a trip down the yellow river in the early 70's

 

[cremaster2007]

Shut up or I'll tell everyone about your bowenoid papulosis.

Beer called bernard you definetly have this disease:

Damage to the front of the temporal lobe and the amygdala just below it can result in the strange condition called Kluver-Bucy Syndrome. Classically, the person will try to put anything to hand into their mouths and typically attempt to have sexual intercourse with it. A classic example is of the unfortunate chap arrested whilst attempting to have sex with the pavement. Effectively, it is the "what" pathway that is damaged with regards to foodstuff and sexual partner. As Ramachandran puts it, "they are not hypersexual, just indiscriminate. They [monkeys with surgically modified temporal lobes] have great difficulty in knowing what prey is, what a mate is, what food is and in general what the significance of any object might be."

 

[Portier]

When you bend over, it looks like two side by side epidural hemmorages on CT.

 

[beernchez]

When you bend over, it looks like two side by side epidural hemmorages on CT.

no ray that's when your mom bends over...your cousin

 

[Portier]

Do you still have to lay really still in a tub full of ice when your boyfriend comes over?

 

[Dartos Vader]

Beer and I were makin out the other day, listenin to reo speedwagon, when she took off her shirt it was clear she had congenital hypertrichosis universalis....sexy.