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Was that beer or Dmacc?

 

[Astroglide User]

Lisi,

Seriously, you have a problem. it's one thing to pee on a man with a hawkeye shirt, but your condition goes far beyond this. 1) that is a picture of me as a child, meaning you like to abuse boys 2) i was an obese child, implying you hate obese children and enjoy peeing on them 3) you obtain satisfaction from 1 + 2.

My differential at this point is: homosexual-badger sydrome w/ inappropriate estrogen secretion and hypotrophic testis.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Lisi,

Seriously, you have a problem. it's one thing to pee on a man with a hawkeye shirt, but your condition goes far beyond this. 1) that is a picture of me as a child, meaning you like to abuse boys 2) i was an obese child, implying you hate obese children and enjoy peeing on them 3) you obtain satisfaction from 1 + 2.

My differential at this point is: homosexual-badger sydrome w/ inappropriate estrogen secretion and hypotrophic testis.

you liked it as a kid and you like it now, you sicko

 

[GeriRocks]

Dartos....the only problem with 'the other night' was your unmistakable Peyronie's Disease penis!! 😛

 

[Portier]

beer,

do you have skene galnd inflamation and bartholinitis, or do you just have a funny looking thigh?

 

[cremaster2007]

bernard has = frotteurist
beer = coprophilist
awesome-O = urophilist
Dartos = Geriophilist

 

[cremaster2007]

Oh and astro you have Cerebral autosomal dominant
arteriopathy with subcortical infarcts and leucoencephalopathy (CADSIL).

 

[Portier]

beer also has corprolalia and coprolagnia to go along with her coprophilia.

 

[cremaster2007]

I have bling bling syndrome = everytime I come around your city bling bling, pinky ring worth about fitty bling bling, cash money bling bling

 

[cremaster2007]

Dartos....the only problem with 'the other night' was your unmistakable Peyronie's Disease penis!! 😛

Don't you mean his pseudomale hermaphrodite penis??

 

[Munchkin6245]

I can't figure it out....either you guys are a bunch of nerds or a bunch of geeks. Either way it's funny as ****.

 

[cremaster2007]

Bernard I'm busting out the goods for this one..............to make a long story short you hunt bears cause you like getting rammed in the pooper by polar beers in canada.

 

[Astroglide User]

Hands down...this is the best forum on the website. i'd love to see someone prove me wrong. did you see the pictures?

and by the way...the sexual forum is just wrong!

 

[cremaster2007]

check out the new avatar!!

 

[Portier]

It closely resembles you.....

 

[Astroglide User]

Hey Frenchie and cremaster....remember that time we took paul's mom "to college?" that was great! i've never seen a mother get so excited over 3 cremasteric reflexes.........in her face!

that's right lisi - eat a big fat hawkeye D!

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey Frenchie and cremaster....remember that time we took paul's mom "to college?" that was great! i've never seen a mother get so excited over 3 cremasteric reflexes.........in her face!

that's right lisi - eat a big fat hawkeye D!

beautiful I love it.............and yes lisi the fat D is yours, or the skinny small one if you choose Bernards, or the syphilic chancreous one if you choose Dartos........you get the point

 

[Portier]

A cajun man named Bernard Gautreaux decided he wanted to have sex. He got in his pirogue and paddled up to the city. He went up to a brothel in New Orleans, and asked the madame for some lovin'. She sent him up to a nice woman with a mustache so Gautreaux would feel at home.

He and the prostitue were negotiating for things an prices. The lady suggested 69, and since Gautreaux was a creative guy, he decided to try it even though he'd never heard of it.

The prostitute assumed the position. As they were getting into it, she realized she'd eaten red beans and rice for dinner with cayenne pepper. She had to fart, so she did.

Gautreaux, disgusted at this, jumped up and was mad.

The prostitute apologized, and said that she wouldn't do it again if they restarted.

Gautreaux said, "OK."

So after another few minutes in the position, the girl has to fart again. She holds back as long as she can, then farts in Gautreaux's face hard.

He jumped up, and started putting his clothes on.

The prostitue asked him to try again, and he said, "I'd like to, but I can't take 67 more of those."

 

[Astroglide User]

If all goes well this weekend, i might go and see "be cool." maybe some of my so called friends can join me. but you must be like dartos and call me astro in public....he mixes both worlds.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

If all goes well this weekend, i might go and see "be cool." maybe some of my so called friends can join me. but you must be like dartos and call me astro in public....he mixes both worlds.

very creative mike

 

[Dartos Vader]

Dartos....the only problem with 'the other night' was your unmistakable Peyronie's Disease penis!! 😛

I think its even more disturbing that YOU had peyronies....All the same, that night was magical for me. I can't resist telling your secret, lover. Geri has spent so much time with the walking dead that she has accumulated over 7000 years worth of information about sexual techniques, anecdotes, research and theories. Every time we get down I learn fifteen techniques that I never imagined and need to be rescusicated with lactated ringers and Beta blockers.

 

[cremaster2007]

very creative mike

You guys both have issues that need to be dealt with one on one if you know what I mean

 

[cremaster2007]

I think its even more disturbing that YOU had peyronies....All the same, that night was magical for me. I can't resist telling your secret, lover. Geri has spent so much time with the walking dead that she has accumulated over 7000 years worth of information about sexual techniques, anecdotes, research and theories. Every time we get down I learn fifteen techniques that I never imagined and need to be rescusicated with lactated ringers and Beta blockers.

Or you get scabies cause old people are practical dead and scabies love dead people..............ask bernard

 

[Astroglide User]

and that is NOT pee biooootch. however, my hand might be dead according to its color.

 

[cremaster2007]

Screwed = Cremaster

 

[GeriRocks]

and that is NOT pee biooootch. however, my hand might be dead according to its color.

👎 Astro, your picture has just gone TOO FAR now. Although I must compliment your artistic ability. 👍

 

[Astroglide User]

looks like gerirocks finds the "red rocket" rather appealing! as steve perry once told millions via his music...."ANYTIME"

 

[beernchez]

what i learned today in the AIDS panel....3%of males have not had sex in 20 years

 

[Portier]

Are their names all bernard?

 

[Astroglide User]

so far i really like the northwestern review book we have...very compact and to the point.

something about "bare minium" i like....especially with women's clothing!

 

[Portier]

Astro, I particularly like the steam coming off the poo in your avatar.

CLASSSSSS-E.

 

[cremaster2007]

Astro, I particularly like the steam coming off the poo in your avatar.

CLASSSSSS-E.

if the avatar is any sign astro must treat his women like queens (or kings depending)

 

[babyruth]

Question:

What are some reasons for taking the USMLE? Is any body else taking it?

 

[cremaster2007]

Question:

What are some reasons for taking the USMLE? Is any body else taking it?

I'm taking it because the specialty I want to go into is very competitive, and I will most likely do an allopathic residency, plus its just nice to have both so when you apply places (assuming you do well on them both) they can look at either/or and get a good idea if you are what they are looking for. On the other hand, its really not that big of a deal anymore and I know a lot of people who didn't/aren't taking it and I'm sure they'll be fine.

Now a more important question is what the hell do we need to know for geriatrics?

 

[Portier]

As a son of a son of a Sailor
I went out on the Sea for adventure.
Expanding the view of the Captain and Crew
Like a man just released from indenture.

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin’ man
I have chalked up many a mile
Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks
And I learned much from both of their styles

 

[cremaster2007]

As a son of a son of a Sailor
I went out on the Sea for adventure.
Expanding the view of the Captain and Crew
Like a man just released from indenture.

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin’ man
I have chalked up many a mile
Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks
And I learned much from both of their styles

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I think I recognize the guy in the sailor suit from a pop up on my computer for "gay porn" when I was surfing the web for pictures of bernard's mom.............

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie -

just b/c you quote jimmy buffett on SDN does NOT mean we will not make fun of you for posting a picture back when you were a young man in the finest shape the gay navy could get. great song, but you must realize buffett sings that song in a drinking manner and viewed the ocean as a place to pick up beautiful women and steal stuff from rich people - he is a pirate at 40 by the way (yes i am a pirate....200 years too late). navy men view the ocean as a voyage on a ship with 300 other men and no outside contact from women to disturb their purity.

 

[Portier]

Now away in the near future
Southeast of disorder
You can shake the hand of the mango man
As he greats you at the border

And the lady she hails from trinidad
Island of the spices
Salt for your meat, and cinnamon sweet
And the rum is for all your good vices

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie quit posting that crap or i will come give you a cheeseburger in paradise...the hard way!

Be cool is a great movie by the way! you should all go and see it b/c it is full of great one liners.

What are those long legs doing going all the way up and making an ass out of themselves?

lady - you better get a personality by the time you are 30 b/c that ass won't get you by forever.

 

[cremaster2007]

The geriatrics quiz is the gayest thing I've ever seen. It could be the biggest waste of time since I've been in medical school. I looked at the first question for like 10 minutes, does it want all the possible drug interactions, does it want all the possible side effects of all the drugs, I don't know what they are getting at but either way, they just made me hate that class even more.

 

[Karmajunkie]

[/QUOTE]


BTK's accomplice comes forth.

 

[Portier]

Haul the sheet in as we ride on the wind
That our forefathers harnessed before us
Hear the bells ring as the tight rigging sings
It’s a son of a gun of a chorus

Where it all ends I can’t fathom my friends
If I knew I might toss out my anchor
So I cruise along always searchin’ for songs
Not a lawyer a thief or a banker

But a son of a son, son of a son
Son of a son of a sailor
Son of a gun, load the last ton
One step ahead of the jailer

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie,

quit this now before i find you and make you surrender for the LAST time. there is no talent in quoting songs off a computer screen. if you want to show us your navy pictures, that would be great...post them all, but don't sit and quote the God of Drinking heavily (Buffett).

Jimmy Buffett is NOT a military figure nor do his songs have anything to do with that - they are meant to increase one's drive to drink heavily.

post those pics frenchie!

 

[Karmajunkie]

[/QUOTE]


Guy with Frenchie - "Well son. Now that we've given you this piece of paper we own your ass. And your first order is to get down on your knees."

Ray - "I'm actually gonna get paid for that now. Sweeeeeet!"

 

[Portier]

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home.

WE ARE DRINKING IN THIS PIC, INBRED IOWA BOY

 

[Portier]

Guy with Frenchie - "Well son. Now that we've given you this piece of paper we own your ass. And your first order is to get down on your knees."

Ray - "I'm actually gonna get paid for that now. Sweeeeeet!"[/QUOTE]

That's a six year reenlistment contract he's handing me. I got paid a 30K bonus (that was taxed 9 times) for it. Actual money in pocket: about 15K.

 

[Astroglide User]

Today is a depressing today as i am NO LONGER a prime number.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Astroglide User
Happy Birthday to you

Rock on.

Best,
SDN Volunteer Team

 

[Portier]

These are from a bar in Jacksonville, FL named Harmonious Monks. All the wait staff can either sing or play an instrument. The owner has a serious mullet, but it's a great bar: http://www.harmoniousmonks.com/

Now if you ask me, those are fine girls. Maybe we have a higher standard in Florida, but maybe I'm just tired of studying Geriatrics.


They let in old chicks, too....so you can feel at home:

I'll have you down to Jax for your birthday in a few years, there Inbred Iowa Boy....I'll show you the town...maybe we'll go to Orlando or Miami.

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - great pics, and i finally agree with your taste in women! i'm not a fan of florida b/c i think it's a crap hole and more white trash than missouri (and the south in general). with this said, if i'm ever there for a bowl game or something...we can get loaded and get turned down by women too cute for us.

 

[cremaster2007]

Frenchie - great pics, and i finally agree with your taste in women! i'm not a fan of florida b/c i think it's a crap hole and more white trash than missouri (and the south in general). with this said, if i'm ever there for a bowl game or something...we can get loaded and get turned down by women too cute for us.

Happy Bday astro, welcome to old man hood which I won't be at for half a year or so