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[cremaster2007]

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These are from a bar in Jacksonville, FL named Harmonious Monks. All the wait staff can either sing or play an instrument. The owner has a serious mullet, but it's a great bar: http://www.harmoniousmonks.com/

Now if you ask me, those are fine girls. Maybe we have a higher standard in Florida, but maybe I'm just tired of studying Geriatrics.


They let in old chicks, too....so you can feel at home:

I'll have you down to Jax for your birthday in a few years, there Inbred Iowa Boy....I'll show you the town...maybe we'll go to Orlando or Miami.

Ray how did you switch clothes so fast first red and white stripped shirt to green and white and orange outfit. Also did you get lucky with the chick in the flower print dress??

 

[Dartos Vader]

Those pics MUCH better than the pics of "hot" student government chicks and shirtless asian guys youve been posting recently. Admit it, you went home with the girl in the blue floral dress....

 

[beernchez]

Today is Astro's birthday and its funny that on this glorious day we are also learning about inappropriate physician patient relationships.....coincidence? I think not. By the way spending more money on mega touch at the bar then money on drinks=erica and I friday night

 

[cremaster2007]

If I have to sit here and waste more time that I don't have to waste I am gonna ****ing snap..................stupid ethics.

 

[Astroglide User]

On valentine's day, a friend of mine wrote:

I was at the bar tonight and noticed it's like all the leftover puppies after your dog got knocked up.....you knows....the ones you must drown.

i just read that text message and thought i'd share it with my online biootches.

 

[cremaster2007]

On valentine's day, a friend of mine wrote:

I was at the bar tonight and noticed it's like all the leftover puppies after your dog got knocked up.....you knows....the ones you must drown.

i just read that text message and thought i'd share it with my online biootches.

your friend is a wise man

 

[Karmajunkie]

Can I get a hallelujah? 😀

 

[Portier]

Can I get a hallelujah? 😀

I thought you were a budhist, you creepy hippie.

 

[Astroglide User]

mburchet

Please answer the following just to prove how stupid psychology people are:

1) what is your response if i say: "people in glass houses should not throw stones."

kbogler
why would you live in a glass house?


Tank
i would just buy high impact resistant glass


d
they also should not throw surprize parties


colbypash
they should also not throw world series' for money, like those dirty white sox of 1919


mikey
nerf balls, on the other hand can be thrown with reckless abandon


JD
pudding would be ok to throw

 

[cremaster2007]

who is karamjunkie and astro your friends are fantastically BRILLIANT

 

[Karmajunkie]

who is karamjunkie . . .

😕

I'm the guy that organizes the hippie drum circle out in the parking lot on Thursdays. Perhaps you've heard the echoes of my grateful dead music ringing through the halls courtesy of my laptop.

By the way, if you need any help with the drugs of abuse I'm free to tutor. 👍

 

[cremaster2007]

I still have no clue who you are, possibly because I never go to school anymore.

 

[babyruth]

Cremaster---did you think that Dr. Oconnell was going to tackle you today to get you to stay the full fifteen minutes? It looked like it...

 

[Portier]

I still have no clue who you are, possibly because I never go to school anymore.

Look for tie dyed, patchouli smelling, greasy hair having, unshaven, bongo playing, poetry that doesn't rhyme chanting, George Bush bashing, hemp wearing, prayer wheel spinning, commune dwelling, home made soap selling, pot smoking guys whose female companions don't shave (and their not French).

There you'll see Karmajunkee.

He should also be researching prostate cancer treatments (Traditional Chinese Medicine versus Western Medicine [that is, actually works]).

 

[Astroglide User]

I don't know who you are....but i might as well try....might as well try.

"she wore scarlet begonias..."

I'm glad you mention the Dead b/c created some great music but don't get played often, meaning i don't hear their music unless i play it myself. so now i'm doing that and wondering what the true hidden meaning behind casey jones and scarlet begonias is. It just seems to simple if it's drugs and hippie stuff. I bet they are organizing a secret colt via the song's lyrics and plan to stuff flowers all over the city of des moines for everyone to see.

some more hilights:
not a chill to the winter but a nip in the air
she was not like other girls, other girls
i ain't often right but i've never been wrong


Now i just want to get on a boat, get tipsy, and head to the BAREFOOT BAR and lounge around in the sun ALL DAY.

 

[Karmajunkie]

I don't know who you are....but i might as well try....might as well try.
QUOTE]

This might give you a clue.

I'm a little perturbed that the leaders of notepool (otherwise known as "the man") have suppressed my expression. If I want to make an insinuation that Astro's gay lover Frenchie told me he had a small penis, I should be able to do that. What kind of police state are we living in?

P.S. Astro I'm sorry I got your contributions to the chatbox kicked off.

 

[cremaster2007]

I don't know who you are....but i might as well try....might as well try.
QUOTE]

This might give you a clue.

I'm a little perturbed that the leaders of notepool (otherwise known as "the man") have suppressed my expression. If I want to make an insinuation that Astro's gay lover Frenchie told me he had a small penis, I should be able to do that. What kind of police state are we living in?

P.S. Astro I'm sorry I got your contributions to the chatbox kicked off.

Welcome because I just figured out who you are and don't feel bad about getting astro's kicked off.............he did tell the admin to eat a D

 

[Dartos Vader]

Look for tie dyed, patchouli smelling, greasy hair having, unshaven, bongo playing, poetry that doesn't rhyme chanting, George Bush bashing, hemp wearing, prayer wheel spinning, commune dwelling, home made soap selling, pot smoking guys whose female companions don't shave (and their not French).

There you'll see Karmajunkee.

He should also be researching prostate cancer treatments (Traditional Chinese Medicine versus Western Medicine [that is, actually works]).

George bush bashing....I won't stand for it. Did George bush quit when he lost the popular vote? NO! Did George Bush quit when he got that dui? NO! Did George bush quit when he lost a bunch of his dad's friends money and drove his company into the ground? NO! Did he quit when he was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a football game? NO! So I tell you this sir, he has the most perseber...preserveance....preser.....stick-to-it-aty of any president ever. Except for jesus.

 

[cremaster2007]

George bush bashing....I won't stand for it. Did George bush quit when he lost the popular vote? NO! Did George Bush quit when he got that dui? NO! Did George bush quit when he lost a bunch of his dad's friends money and drove his company into the ground? NO! Did he quit when he was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a football game? NO! So I tell you this sir, he has the most perseber...preserveance....preser.....stick-to-it-aty of any president ever. Except for jesus.

well said

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Astro, I propose a fullout truce on the Avatar war, so we can better focus our creative bashings on Grabby Hands McPortier

 

[Dartos Vader]

Astro, I propose a fullout truce on the Avatar war, so we can better focus our creative bashings on Grabby Hands McPortier

Is this a sneaky way of going french? Either way, space ghost=awesome.

 

[Portier]

George bush bashing....I won't stand for it. Did George bush quit when he lost the popular vote? NO! Did George Bush quit when he got that dui? NO! Did George bush quit when he lost a bunch of his dad's friends money and drove his company into the ground? NO! Did he quit when he was arrested for drunk and disorderly at a football game? NO! So I tell you this sir, he has the most perseber...preserveance....preser.....stick-to-it-aty of any president ever. Except for jesus.

Bumper stickers put on a car in the Imperial Garage:

1) God is only Pretend

2) Tie a yellow ribbon around your neck: Support or troops or else doesn't support democracy.

Here's where he got this "stuff": http://www.evolvefish.com/

😡

 

[Portier]

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Astro, are you sure you didn't experience a bout of trichotillomania a few years back? 😀

 

[Astroglide User]

Karmajunkie - we know who you are now, and we are happy to have you posting. Let's go bowling friday and quote big lebowski lines all night long - i bet you like that movie. free speech is the name of the game, and the notepool admin can eat a giant D for all i care. in fact, i might rectally impose a D just so see his "O face." Censor me now bioootch!

as i said at java g's today..."i'm one tuff dude!"

southpark dropped the bar AGAIN. the penis surgery is something you must all see.

Now awesomedo i have something to tell you. "i wore six condoms with every girl, 11 with two of them. It gets pricy, but with the VD going around lately I don't want to take any chances. I also had sex with a tree, i didn't wear a rubber and contracted Dutch Elm Disease. I've learned my lesson."

 

[GeriRocks]

I am suggesting a new DSM V psycological disorder; you must have 4+ of the following on most days of the week

1. extremely tired
2. extremely irritable
3. extremely annoyed by school
4. extremely don't care about anything relating to school
5. extremely tired
6. extremely tired

And it will be called; Medical School Syndrome

If you feel you may be suffering from this disorder there is only one thing that can be done...go bowling on Friday night and drink beer.

 

[cremaster2007]

Karmajunkie - we know who you are now, and we are happy to have you posting. Let's go bowling friday and quote big lebowski lines all night long - i bet you like that movie. free speech is the name of the game, and the notepool admin can eat a giant D for all i care. in fact, i might rectally impose a D just so see his "O face." Censor me now bioootch!

as i said at java g's today..."i'm one tuff dude!"

southpark dropped the bar AGAIN. the penis surgery is something you must all see.

Now awesomedo i have something to tell you. "i wore six condoms with every girl, 11 with two of them. It gets pricy, but with the VD going around lately I don't want to take any chances. I also had sex with a tree, i didn't wear a rubber and contracted Dutch Elm Disease. I've learned my lesson."

Wait so he is jewish.......................and he's a dolphin........................my god he's a Jewfin

 

[cremaster2007]

Hello can you hear me am I getting through to you
hello is it late there, there is laughter on the phone are you sure you are alone
cause I'm trying to explain, somethings wrong you just don't sound the same
why don't you just go outside and kiss the rain when you need me
kiss the rain whenever I'm going to long......................

blast from the past can you guess the artist (Bernard I'm sure you know it)

 

[robo77]

No Jew jokes on this forum!!!!! Have some respect.

Wait so he is jewish.......................and he's a dolphin........................my god he's a Jewfin

 

[beernchez]

I am suggesting a new DSM V psycological disorder; you must have 4+ of the following on most days of the week

1. extremely tired
2. extremely irritable
3. extremely annoyed by school
4. extremely don't care about anything relating to school
5. extremely tired
6. extremely tired

And it will be called; Medical School Syndrome

If you feel you may be suffering from this disorder there is only one thing that can be done...go bowling on Friday night and drink beer.

I believe that dr mean's is currently giving me MSS steph...he also gave me chlamydia so you might want to get tested

 

[Portier]

Hello can you hear me am I getting through to you
hello is it late there, there is laughter on the phone are you sure you are alone
cause I'm trying to explain, somethings wrong you just don't sound the same
why don't you just go outside and kiss the rain when you need me
kiss the rain whenever I'm going to long......................

blast from the past can you guess the artist (Bernard I'm sure you know it)

Maybe I'd know it if I heard it. I googled it and foudn Billie Myers....WTF?

How about Color me Bad? How about Living Color? How about Billie Ocean? How about a studio gangster like Tupac (he was in Digital Underground as Mr Humpty) or Montel Jordan?

 

[cremaster2007]

No Jew jokes on this forum!!!!! Have some respect.

Just passing on what I learned from South Park last night

 

[cremaster2007]

Maybe I'd know it if I heard it. I googled it and foudn Billie Myers....WTF?

How about Color me Bad? How about Living Color? How about Billie Ocean? How about a studio gangster like Tupac (he was in Digital Underground as Mr Humpty) or Montel Jordan?

Bernard I know you dated billy myers back in the 70's, and that you did the "yellow river" once but you were really messed up and don't want to talk about that either..........

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Is it Pink Floyd?

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

No Jew jokes on this forum!!!!! Have some respect.

Then I guess we can't refer to South Park at any time, since it is just one big Jew Joke

 

[cremaster2007]

Then I guess we can't refer to South Park at any time, since it is just one big Jew Joke

Awesome-O good guess but bernard was right it is BILLIE MYERS and you should know bernard likes the name BILLIE cause it reminds him of dudes.....and true South Park makes fun of jews as well as everyone else, which is why i like it, though I suppose the easiest thing would be to post whatever we want and if people don't like it then they should not read it......its almost to simple, but clearly genius

 

[Astroglide User]

Robo77

Get the FxxK out of this forum if you cannot handle the humor we post. we crack jokes in here, and YOU better respect that. If you are sensitive to that statement but nothing else on this post bothered you...you fit the stereotypical profile of an idividual that finds everything funny except when it's about him. Let me guess: you drive a nice car and flaunt your $$$ (i.e. bling bling) for all the neighbors to see and cry foul whenever someone makes a harmless statement which has absolutely no racist meaning. are you from the north side of chicago you baby?

What about Jewfin is offensive? Don't even answer that question b/c it's easy - NOTHING!

I usually like when people post, but i'd prefer if you just quit posting (Robo77) b/c you sure can ruin a great party.

One last thing that pisses me off = people from some particular descent and insist on letting everyone know this even though they are truly AMERICAN. This "***** attitude" some people have humors me - hope they can get respect by crying foul their whole life.

With this said...Let's go F'ing Bowling Friday night!!!!

 

[Karmajunkie]

Karmajunkie - we know who you are now, and we are happy to have you posting. Let's go bowling friday and quote big lebowski lines all night long - i bet you like that movie.

You'll be cashing in on that bet astro.

One of the best pieces of dialogue ever:

Dude - You can't do that man. These guys are like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector.

Walter - You know dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in Nam of course.

Dude - And you know he's got emotional problems man.

Walter - You mean, beyond pacifism . . . . I did not know that.

 

[Portier]

What the hell is this?

You're obviously not a golf fan.

 

[Portier]

Robo77

Get the FxxK out of this forum if you cannot handle the humor we post. we crack jokes in here, and YOU better respect that. If you are sensitive to that statement but nothing else on this post bothered you...you fit the stereotypical profile of an idividual that finds everything funny except when it's about him. Let me guess: you drive a nice car and flaunt your $$$ (i.e. bling bling) for all the neighbors to see and cry foul whenever someone makes a harmless statement which has absolutely no racist meaning. are you from the north side of chicago you baby?

What about Jewfin is offensive? Don't even answer that question b/c it's easy - NOTHING!

I usually like when people post, but i'd prefer if you just quit posting (Robo77) b/c you sure can ruin a great party.

One last thing that pisses me off = people from some particular descent and insist on letting everyone know this even though they are truly AMERICAN. This "***** attitude" some people have humors me - hope they can get respect by crying foul their whole life.

With this said...Let's go F'ing Bowling Friday night!!!!

Not to be a French Surrenderer and all, but I think there's probably something in the "agreement" you clicked yes on to join SDN that says you can't "hurt someone's feelings" or something like that.

I bet if this gets too ugly a moderator will boot someone...probably not Smokey (robo77).

You can tell them to eat a D, but I'll miss you astroglide....and all of your inbred humor.

 

[Astroglide User]

On a happy note. i'd like to have a group gathering where we watch the best bowling movie of all time and then go bowling.

Walter: Fighting in the desert is very different from fighting in canope jungle. the man in the black pajamas is a worthy F'ing adversary.

Donny: who was in the black pajamas walter?

Walter: shut the Fxxk up donny.

-------and this next quote i did not appreciate until i was wasted at 3am one night in undergrad after watching the movie over 100 times.

The Dude: Jesus, man, could you change the channel?
Cab Driver: **** you man. If you don't like my ****in' music get your own ****in' cab!
The Dude: I had a rough...
Cab Driver: I pull over and kick your ass out!
The Dude: Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the ****in' Eagles, man!

-------

Walter: you want a toe...i'll get you a F'ing toe!

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - I rest my case. if the word "jewfin" hurts someone's feelings they are more fragile than Jacko's nose.

 

[cremaster2007]

all I have to say bernard is that somewhere in the agreement you signed to be our friend we had a clause that said if you are french you will be made fun, just so you know it will never stop

 

[cremaster2007]

Frenchie - I rest my case. if the word "jewfin" hurts someone's feelings they are more fragile than Jacko's nose.

speaking of frenchie's twin jacko I think he is gonna get off again and I don't mean in the way that got him to court

 

[cremaster2007]

guess the quote: "who would steal 30 sack lunches", "I'll tell you who it was..........it was that damn sasquatch"

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

guess the quote: "who would steal 30 sack lunches", "I'll tell you who it was..........it was that damn sasquatch"

Veronica Vahn, sooo hot! Want to touch the hinnie, aaaaaaaaaawwwwuuuuuuuu!

 

[Karmajunkie]

Veronica Vahn, sooo hot! Want to touch the hinnie, aaaaaaaaaawwwwuuuuuuuu!

Calm down awesomeO or Frenchi will have to slap you upside the head with the characteristic sx from his fragile X

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

Calm down awesomeO or Frenchi will have to slap you upside the head with the characteristic sx from his fragile X

are you referring to his gigantic labia majora folds?

 

[Portier]

Hey no French Jokes! Let's try to be civil here!!!!

JK

Fxxk you guys, and your non-Gaulic descent.

Let me pose you this question:

WHO was the TOUGHEST enemy Bugs Bunny ever had to fight?

Answer: BLACK JACQUE CHIRAC

WHO was the guy who got the most tail?

Answer: PEPE LE PEW

(I think it's worth noting that he chased old bugs a few times when bugs was dressed up as a girl. Did anyone else find bugs attractive?)

Also, I have delusions of grandeur per notepool, so nothing you say will deter me.

VIVE LE FRANCE

 

[robo77]

dude, F**** You and your AMERICAN stupid ass humor. Ruin what party? you dumb ****. and No, I am not from Chicago or anywhere near it for that matter. I will post as much as I want and whenerver I want, so hopefully you will not consider me a party breaker after this post to you.

Robo77

Get the FxxK out of this forum if you cannot handle the humor we post. we crack jokes in here, and YOU better respect that. If you are sensitive to that statement but nothing else on this post bothered you...you fit the stereotypical profile of an idividual that finds everything funny except when it's about him. Let me guess: you drive a nice car and flaunt your $$$ (i.e. bling bling) for all the neighbors to see and cry foul whenever someone makes a harmless statement which has absolutely no racist meaning. are you from the north side of chicago you baby?

What about Jewfin is offensive? Don't even answer that question b/c it's easy - NOTHING!

I usually like when people post, but i'd prefer if you just quit posting (Robo77) b/c you sure can ruin a great party.

One last thing that pisses me off = people from some particular descent and insist on letting everyone know this even though they are truly AMERICAN. This "***** attitude" some people have humors me - hope they can get respect by crying foul their whole life.

With this said...Let's go F'ing Bowling Friday night!!!!