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i'm never going to class again. Instead of going to Peds classes, I spent the last week in D.C or in Kaplan review and I got the best test score so far this year. So now it's gonna be Kaplan or step-up everyday except for two days before the test, that's when i hit the notepool
 
Astroglide User said:
A bag of nuts in georgia costs onl$2.95 plus tax if you buy it on the interstate. that means you can buy it for $.35 if you travel inland a few miles. i will never understand why people from the south (or southeast) complain about iowa sucking when they come from the most white-trash infested area anyone can imagine. i would love for someone to argue with me b/c it's impossible.

I guess those people care only about the weather, making them fair weather fans. who sells confederate flag BANDANAS at gas stations?
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You know whats good, in the south mexican guys always sell these big bags of boiled peanuts. We would pick up a bag every morning, they are so good! Warm weather is cool, but if you never have winter you don't appreciate how nice spring is. When you go south and see people wearing jackets when its 65.....that blows my mind. On the other hand....lots of hot chicks....
 
Guess who has spal today bitches, that's right mr cremaster and mr dartos, gotta love repro spal, and I get to do OB/GYN lab tomorrow, could my week be any better, only if I could type all my sentences with commas and no periods, bitches,,,,,,,,,,
 
cremaster2007 said:
Guess who has spal today bitches, that's right mr cremaster and mr dartos, gotta love repro spal, and I get to do OB/GYN lab tomorrow, could my week be any better, only if I could type all my sentences with commas and no periods, bitches,,,,,,,,,,
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i had my spal today. what a waste of 45 minutes.



7 weeks from today, kids. 7 weeks. yikes. 😱
 
Hey Fatties...there is good news afterall. The CDC released this today: "people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight."

So to all the anorexics out there like myself, i guess we will feel + look better but die earlier. maybe it's stress related. fatties have low stress levels. who knows? I guess they will still be labeled as obese (i.e. FAT), but are living longer to know this.

I think all exam questions given in the last year regarding obesity and lethality should be recalled and replaced with motor vehicle accidents.

so cremaster...go attack that donut and cold stone like it's a 17 year old prom queen drunk at a jimmy buffett concert.


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Astroglide User said:
Hey Fatties...there is good news afterall. The CDC released this today: "people who are modestly overweight actually have a lower risk of death than those of normal weight."

So to all the anorexics out there like myself, i guess we will feel + look better but die earlier. maybe it's stress related. fatties have low stress levels. who knows? I guess they will still be labeled as obese (i.e. FAT), but are living longer to know this.

I think all exam questions given in the last year regarding obesity and lethality should be recalled and replaced with motor vehicle accidents.

so cremaster...go attack that donut and cold stone like it's a 17 year old prom queen drunk at a jimmy buffett concert.


No, it's not the stress, they figured out that skinny people either die from some eating disorder, or people who are truly fat at heart (astro) die from trying to be skinny when they should just accept the fact that they love bowls of ranch and crackers with batch 81 quiznos sauce.
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2. By definition: chronic, inflammatory, not *****



notepool somehow finds away to make my day yet again
 
"the newspaper keeps talking about cheap AIRFARE...i gotta fly to St. SOMEWHERE!"
 
a wise man once said "I'm looking for a reason, roaming through the night to find my place in this world, not a lot to lean on I need your light to help me find my place in this world, my place in this world"

ahhh michael w. smith, such wisdom, and such a mullet back in the day
yes he may be a religious "rocker", but we all know when he says "light" he is talking about heroin and hookers.
 
I don't consider Michael W. Smith to be a wise man, but i'm sure some christian rock freaks knocked off a piece thanks to that song.

what's up w/ some random guy istant messaging me about some board review material. i realize now i have way too much board review material at my disposal.
 
he sent me a private message as well. he's determined to get a list of our class email addresses. it's the same deal that ray sent out that email about - reporting him to NBOME. not sure where it will go, but it definitely seems weird. i know of at least 4 or 5 other classmates that he's contacted.
 
Best part about the new southpark was that it involved one of the best songs ever made, "open arms" by JOURNEY. I will spare my speech regarding Journey and a never-ending love for Steve perry, but Journey F'ing rules!

I also thought the HO-tel was genius.
 
that was a great south park, and its the reason why I won't go up in front of class to answer questions.................ring ring ring, god damn you have to be kidding me........ :idea:
 
cremaster2007 said:
that was a great south park, and its the reason why I won't go up in front of class to answer questions.................ring ring ring, god damn you have to be kidding me........ :idea:
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ring ring ring? sorry, i must have missed that part, i arrived late
 
by the way astro and I went to ames last night................lots of women in cowboy hats for the chesney concert, I also got very very drunk and loved every minute of it........................... 😀 But to top it off at 9 when I got astro up I had to get him out of bed with a guy
 
If anyone wants to visit a true HO-tel, he/she should head to Pocahontus, IA. I speak from experience regaring this place, shady to say the least. It is a favorite among road workers. One can find its appeal simply by onserving the statue near the hotel.

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I have a superior longitudinal erectile somatic dysfunction due to increased PNS activity at S2-S4
 
cremaster2007 said:
by the way astro and I went to ames last night................lots of women in cowboy hats for the chesney concert, I also got very very drunk and loved every minute of it........................... 😀 But to top it off at 9 when I got astro up I had to get him out of bed with a guy
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My wifes been to 3 kenny chesney concerts, I went to the first one with her and a bunch of other people. I have to admit, he gives a really good concert. He did a bunch of great classic rock covers at the end, including georgia satellites and zz top. I was surprised, I was like "hey, kenny chesney actually likes good music, not just country" That was my favorite part, but all the other people there were like "what the hell is he playing?"
 
It scares me that you ACTUALLY post a picture of a small boy with easter egs. is that some kind of hidden message or something.

we take pride in having the best SDN posting area, and we are NOT selective regarding who writest, as long as he/she has a sick sense of humor and would consider staying at the HO-TEL.
 
Ahhh, I'm glad somebody else can see our subtle posting genius on this thread..........

Astro way to come through with pics of your hot gf and her family, I still have dibs on the younger sister

Dartos we both know you went to kenny with a cowboy hat a belt buckle and NO PANTS, with a group of dudes

AND NEW GUY NO MATTER WHAT ASTRO SAYS ABOUT YOUR PIC; I won't judge you cause I know him :scared:
 
They sure do like to show off their teeth. Astro... your gf's teeth are especially white, how do you do it? 😀
 
Cool how they are all nearly the same height. i give the mom credit for making three cute girls and staying good looking herself. she is very ditzy, which i think is cool too. "oh girls...don't worry about having a bad day, we can go to marshall field's and buy stuff with dad's credit card." that is a risk factor if it's YOUR credit card, but i sort of like the mentality.

Imagine yourself in the middle of kristin and the little sister.

And new guy, i just got your joke with the holiday inn express lingo. GENIUS.
 
astro does it by only letting her eat tooth paste, but he makes sure she throws up if she eats more than a capful................fatty right astro?
 
the first years just finished a test; they are all standing around me by the fire place complaining about how they missed 4 on the exam............4; it's been like 3 months since I missed 4 on an exam; and one of them looked at my computer cord and then tripped on it, and looked at me angry like I'm the reason they are uncoordinated...............god I can't wait till we are done with boards
 
I've got to learn to close the window before I sleep. My nipples can cut diamond right now.
Hey guys......i like the :barf:. Nothing says aloha like beer puke. God I miss college.....and midgets.
 
be honest you miss college, I've seen the video of you, midgets, and creamy italian dressing because the midgets can't read and didn't grab ranch....... :scared: :barf:
 
There is one common theme b/w college and medical school: teachers making students memorize stuff which is totally useless. In undergrad it was procedures and results of experience, and in med school it is cranial strain patterns, staging of cancer, statistics, etc. any time a PhD teaches people who are heading out into the real world, they insist on proving their intellect regarding information which is totally irrelevant, especially true with PhD psychologists who teach here (Hmmmmmm).

Kristin's teeth are white. the tooth paste story might be valid cremaster, but i think she looks the right weight these days. as long as she is happy w/ herself, i am happy. last night she said she has 10 lbs to lose as she wants to weigh 98-100 lbs this summer. i do NOT encourage this (but i don't discourage it either).

this weekend my brother's wife had to treat a poison victim. you see all antidotes don't work when the pt takes nearly every poison. it was a farmer trying to inject a calf with some shot....calf bumbs the guy and he injects himself. the list of drugs includes (but not limited to) vancomycin, formaldehyde (drug carrier), GH, etc. imagine trying to treat this guy, especially when he is severely allergic to formaldehyde.
 
Astroglide User said:
There is one common theme b/w college and medical school: teachers making students memorize stuff which is totally useless. In undergrad it was procedures and results of experience, and in med school it is cranial strain patterns, staging of cancer, statistics, etc. any time a PhD teaches people who are heading out into the real world, they insist on proving their intellect regarding information which is totally irrelevant, especially true with PhD psychologists who teach here (Hmmmmmm).

Kristin's teeth are white. the tooth paste story might be valid cremaster, but i think she looks the right weight these days. as long as she is happy w/ herself, i am happy. last night she said she has 10 lbs to lose as she wants to weigh 98-100 lbs this summer. i do NOT encourage this (but i don't discourage it either).

this weekend my brother's wife had to treat a poison victim. you see all antidotes don't work when the pt takes nearly every poison. it was a farmer trying to inject a calf with some shot....calf bumbs the guy and he injects himself. the list of drugs includes (but not limited to) vancomycin, formaldehyde (drug carrier), GH, etc. imagine trying to treat this guy, especially when he is severely allergic to formaldehyde.
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you make an excellent point, but about treating that guy

I would probably just mix every antidote we have known to man and then give him a shot of it; that or I would call toxicology and just run saline wide open until they told me what to do
 
Wow its been a long time since I have written a post...too long.

So....guess what ya'all we have approximatley 850 hours until we take boards! If I study one fact an hour from now until then...I may be able to pass.

Good luck :luck:
 
Instead of studying i thought i'd offer some strange pictures. i felt bad since all my recent pictures involved girls.


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So as you may have guessed by now, I don't feel like studying Rheum much now. I have been figureing out random facts.

Since I am newly engaged I was looking at some wedding stuff. The average wedding now a days costs approx $18,000 (yikes) and lets say you have the ceremony and reception from 4:00pm -12:00am.

That is approx. $2250 an HOUR! 😱 FASINATING.

BUT...if you average that out over lets say 60 years of marriage it is only $0.03 an HOUR. Ahhhh thats much more reasonable. 👍
 
One problem: the average marriage lasts ONLY 5 years (or less) these days. second and third marriages have a better chance in the long term. would you be better off waiting for your third wedding to spend the big bucks.
 
Astroglide User said:
Instead of studying i thought i'd offer some strange pictures. i felt bad since all my recent pictures involved girls.


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Minus the picture of Shaq dwarfing a man of average size, I would say that your photo portfolio revolves around the central theme of small creatures with hair who are sometime emaciated. Now don’t hold me too that its just a theory and I am no Ph.D. And I say this fully realizing that you might want to kick me in the throat come August.
 
I'm sick of notepool ripping on my people and my great grandpa for classifying a debilitating arthritic syndrome.
Heil Hitler
 
DOpederson,

1) great idea on a kick to the throat, but i could never do that to a person from iowa city. and i would never get mad for an attempted diagnosis regarding my love for weird looking small animals. i have always wanted an exotic pet. a racoon would be my first, but a mini kangaroo would be pretty fun as well. If i could tame one, a bobcat would be my ultimate goal. i'd chain it up near the door and dare people to break into my house. cats are very territorial.

2) psych sucks more than ortho!

3) i'm happy to say i will NOT be here in august, but I'm SAD to say we cannot drink beer together while watching iowa games at THE FRONT ROW. great bar...i will miss it.
 
Exotic pets usually bite, creamy.

I love how we try to frantically scramble to change a test; it definately personifies our class culture---slackers who procrastinate about procrastinating and then realize they need to beg to procreastinate and ultimately shoot themselves in the face.

I love double test weeks. Makes me want to quit and pursue my true career choice of cookie/candy critic for the Keebler company.
 
does anyone know what you have to do in order to get one of those mini-monkey's. that might be my favorite pet if i could afford it someday. i'd have a mini-friend w/ me at all times and we could share EVERYTHING (if you know what i mean).

for instance, we go to dairy queen ang get a banana split. he'd eat the banana and i'd eat the ice cream. it would be like peas and carrots, only 40X gayer.

while i was at work my wife would have to baby sit him. i'd train him to attack any other man who came into my house, prenting my future desparate house wife from getting around the neighborhood. furthermore, it would only let me put him in a cage. anyone else would find his little bite does serious damage.

Oh....me and my little monkey friend. wink, wink...this might be a metaphor.
 
Zingo was a game that anyone who was so inclined could play. It was very much like its semi-namesake Bingo. We would draw up little cardboard playing cards and for a mere dollar ( remember, we were medical students ) one could purchase a card.

Instead of a grid of random numbers, we placed in each box the name of one of our classmates. Of course, these students had no idea they were actually game pieces in our little adventure. No, these were the most special of the 212! These were the few, the proud, the PAINS IN THE ASS! You know whom I mean. Every class has them. These were the guys and girls who just liked to hear the sound of their own voices and who would ask inane questions or make ridiculously obvious comments for no good reason at all. We had roughly 20 of these and I loved every one of them. For without them, we would never have had Zingo!

Anytime one of the Zingo-ites bleated out a question or comment, whoever had them on their card would scratch an X over their name. It may have taken a few lectures or maybe even a few days, but when a card holder had a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal line covered by X's he was a potential winner. I use the word "potential" here since simply having a winning card was only the first step in collecting the pot of Zingo money. To actually collect, the winner had to yell out the word ZINGO so that all in the room could hear it. This made for some of the funniest moments I will ever remember in class
 
Zingo would be only a card of one for most days---that person being WH. Where's my money?
 
There would be a war for that card; i realize this. however, there are few others who light up the question board during pharm review, etc.

according to my hypocrates, this drug actually has 3 known side effects in lab animals.
 
GeriRocks said:
So as you may have guessed by now, I don't feel like studying Rheum much now. I have been figureing out random facts.

Since I am newly engaged I was looking at some wedding stuff. The average wedding now a days costs approx $18,000 (yikes) and lets say you have the ceremony and reception from 4:00pm -12:00am.

That is approx. $2250 an HOUR! 😱 FASINATING.

BUT...if you average that out over lets say 60 years of marriage it is only $0.03 an HOUR. Ahhhh thats much more reasonable. 👍
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Youre math is a little off geri, the first year is 17,000, every year after splits up the remaining grand.
 
first off, GERI IS SAVING THE BIG WEDDING FOR #3 WHEN WE GET MARRIED

Yes I was yelling that, #2 astro you have officially lost it, I tried to read your posts and you say things with big words that give me a headache on a post test day

#3 I didn't fail ortho, thank god

#4 I have no idea what/why I answered clavenna's quiz today and I find it funny because He knows none of us give a damn right now

#5 I like easy girls cause I get tired of trying...................

dartos's new hip hop name is BANANA'S.............B A N A N A S
cause he ain't no holla back girl
 
babyruth said:
Zingo would be only a card of one for most days---that person being WH. Where's my money?
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Were you there the day a certian Neurologist who did'nt like cervical manipulation put her in her place?
 
So you are saying there is a reason to attend class? b/c that would have been worth it.


“This is my serious face!”
 
this quote is from the new family guy: of course he walked off the cliff lois, he is a christian and they don't believe in gravity............great show
 
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