DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are *******. And Kim Jong Il is an dingus. ******* don't like dicks, because ******* get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** dinguses: dinguses that just want to **** on everything. ******* may think they can deal with dinguses their way. But the only thing that can **** an dingus is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a ***** to show them that. But sometimes, ******* can be so full of **** that they become dinguses themselves... because ******* are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this dingus, we're going to have our dicks and ******* all covered in ****!

Gary Johnston, the United State's greatest puppet actor........ever
 
You are sounding like a man with too much time on your hands. when i signed up for this cruise deal, i thought it came with an all-u-can-eat buffett and free drinks since that is what cruises usually entail. but instead i found myself in a SUN-LESS HELL (I.E. MEC) but still enjoying my day somehow.

Cremaster is right - i remembered the giant cheeseburger being in PA but did not know how far it was from philadelphia. that's right, the city is called philadelphia and not "philly." another city who has an abused name is chicago and people saying "chi-town." If i were from anywhere in illinois, i'd tell all my friends i'm from CHICAAAAAAAAAGO with accent that pisses any piece of white trash from iowa off.

I think i will sleep now.
 
Astroglide User said:
You are sounding like a man with too much time on your hands. when i signed up for this cruise deal, i thought it came with an all-u-can-eat buffett and free drinks since that is what cruises usually entail. but instead i found myself in a SUN-LESS HELL (I.E. MEC) but still enjoying my day somehow.

Cremaster is right - i remembered the giant cheeseburger being in PA but did not know how far it was from philadelphia. that's right, the city is called philadelphia and not "philly." another city who has an abused name is chicago and people saying "chi-town." If i were from anywhere in illinois, i'd tell all my friends i'm from CHICAAAAAAAAAGO with accent that pisses any piece of white trash from iowa off.

I think i will sleep now.
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"sleep" = I know you are gonna beat it like it owes you money
 
This Northwestern guy just said, "Super Erectus."

He must have noticed that Paul is attracted to him.

Haha..you know what I mean....this guy..oh yeah....
 
Portier said:
This Northwestern guy just said, "Super Erectus."

He must have noticed that Paul is attracted to him.

Haha..you know what I mean....this guy..oh yeah....
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Or you are attracted to me be beardy mcpantsdropper
 
cremaster2007 said:
Or you are attracted to me be beardy mcpantsdropper
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If you had been around more recently, you would know that you should call portier beardLESS mcpantsdropper. Not only am I deadly with tae kwan do, i also am most proficient in the ancient art of tang upbutt, which translated into english roughly means, most deadly form of buggery. Ask astro, he fell to my skills. :scared: :scared: 👍 😱
 
grabby hands mcportier
 
I am boycotting school except for going to workout, so in theory you guys will only see me for tests and then probably never again......eat a D

and check this out it made me think of astro training for his last fight

http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html
 
that guy and i do push-ups on the beach the same way. i cannot wait until thursday when i'm done with review classes!
 
I can't wait until you start answering my mom's phone calls again..she's gettign f_cking annoying with all her whining....
 
my mom too, who just happens to be mr. bernard herself, thanks for red beard ma
 
Sorry for the interruption. The health insurance that DMU 'provides' you, is it decent for y'all, assuming you're not dying, and does it cover you the months that you are not in school? !Gracias!
...Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
 
Has anyone here ever had a "red irritation beard" b/c you were taking care of your lady who forgot to shave?
 
who brings 15 little kids to a coffee shop and gives them all coffee......... well besides dejane someday...........and this lady who just came to java g's
 
Mad Cow said:
Sorry for the interruption. The health insurance that DMU 'provides' you, is it decent for y'all, assuming you're not dying, and does it cover you the months that you are not in school? !Gracias!
...Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
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I don't know I am on my parents still, but from what I can tell its good enough
 
I've got a finger for you, trebecK!
 
is anyone else starting to forget normal words because they are studying for boards so much???
 
I just talked to someone...saying how my vocab has shrunk so much because of stuff like Wilms' tumor, Pontiac Fever, Ancylstoma, Vibrio, LH surge, and Osteogenesis imperfecta.


😱
 
funny mine all involve astro, herpes, chancre, chancroid, buboes, PID, and necrotizing fascitis of the penis
 
why didn't we ever learn about nutt butter in med school
 
So as I finished studying at about 12AM last night the night janitor tried to commiserate with me over how he used to get anxious about exams.


As I walked out I was wondering....just what kind of education is required to be a DMU Janitor???
 
how old are you when you go out and are home by 12 and all night you just played silver strike bowling with your friends...............the saddest part you don't even try to chase tail any more because you are too lazy: I HAVE BERNARD SYNDROME
 
Ok so I'm moving up to Des Moines July 1st. But I'm leaving for Vegas on July 6th and won't be back until the 18th. Do you guys know of any respectable and safe boarding kennel for my ***** cat? I can't take her into the casino b/c she's not 21 yet. hehe Send me a shout if you do. Thanks! Good luck with boards! 🙂
 
last time i checked cats put you at risk for toxoplasmosis and/or pasturella (pardon my spelling). on the bright side, your hypersensitivity reaction might kill you before the bacteria do.
 
the best place to store your ***** (cat) is probably at apartmento de astroglide..........that's where most people I know store their's for a few days, if not I"m sure bernard would be glad to have one, even if for a few days
 
Munchkin6245 said:
Ok so I'm moving up to Des Moines July 1st. But I'm leaving for Vegas on July 6th and won't be back until the 18th. Do you guys know of any respectable and safe boarding kennel for my ***** cat? I can't take her into the casino b/c she's not 21 yet. hehe Send me a shout if you do. Thanks! Good luck with boards! 🙂
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Achooo

AAAAAAAAcho

CHOOOOOO


AAAA


CHOOOO!

👎
 
Portier said:
Achooo

AAAAAAAAcho

CHOOOOOO


AAAA


CHOOOO!

👎
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Bernard I didn't know you were allergic to *****, that explains why you and astro get along so well🙂 :laugh:
 
Just because i have tendencies to avoid the kitten-kabootle does NOT mean i'm allergic. look who starts talking all big and bad after a a few good weekends with hookers. if it were not for boards, i'd be in a hot tub with my pharmacy friend right now, getting wasted...quizzing her on drug side effects which mean nothing to people in the clinics.
 
Frenchie!

quit hanging out with the allopathic students; they are way too intellectual for you. for instance, "if y'all live in west texas ya might as well just be fittin in b/c we have a bunch of queers in our class." i may have misquoted, but doctors should write better than that.

The best response = don't ask / don't tell in medical school. do YOUR thing, and don't worry about what others do. sticking your nose in the business of others is a death trap, and i know we are all guilty of it, but it should not be one's goal to express their sexuality in classes nor wonder about it.

Future politician in 2032.
 
Astroglide User said:
Frenchie!

quit hanging out with the allopathic students; they are way too intellectual for you. for instance, "if y'all live in west texas ya might as well just be fittin in b/c we have a bunch of queers in our class." i may have misquoted, but doctors should write better than that.

The best response = don't ask / don't tell in medical school. do YOUR thing, and don't worry about what others do. sticking your nose in the business of others is a death trap, and i know we are all guilty of it, but it should not be one's goal to express their sexuality in classes nor wonder about it.

Future politician in 2032.
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I'll be your running mate and be opposite everything you are on issues, we will get everyone's votes that way :idea:
 
by the way thousandth what's up with the new lady.......or are you guys "just friends" 😉
 
http://www.joliehomewrecker.com/ LOTS OF SWEAR WORDS...NO NUDITY

BEST FREAKIN' RAP VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN....

and last I heard both Thou and the lady have "serious" others.....must be nice to have that kind of game.

How does it feel?
 
So by 21 y/o spoiled kid you excluded me b/c i worked road construction. b/c if so, then i agree with you. otherwise, i will come to school, kick your ass, and then take back the promise i made you regarding a construciton shirt.

Of all the things i can relate to, being on time is number one. there should be a no tolerance policy regarding people who are late for anything in medical school, and that includes teachers.
 
Especially your g/f's mom's period.

And....I want my fing shirt...San marco....
 
i'm talking about SPAL, OMM, or anything else with mandatory attendance where other people must wait for them.

NOT showing up is the best option in medical school if you are NOT required to go. that is a great board association - NOT attending is to NOT required like INSULIN + GLUCOSE is to treating HYPERKALEMIA.
 
Portier said:
http://www.lebeda.com/

Lebeda Mattress Factory
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So what are you trying to say? I bought a bumper sticker today that says "Texas is bigger than France". hehe Oh and some undies that say "Git Er Done" hehe 😛 I have too much time on my hands.
 
Frenchie you forgot to offer coaches and stuff.

That is one hell of a dream team. It could be improved only with the addition of Head coach Dr Terry and assistants Dr Meetz, and Finnerty. Cheerleaders Ms Mosma and O'connel. Towel boy will be the guy who fell off a cliff. old pissed off man in the crowd = Dr kneussel.
 
That is one hell of a dream team. It could be improved only with the addition of Head coach Dr Terry and assistants Dr Meetz, and Finnerty. Cheerleaders Ms Mosma and O'connel. Towel boy will be the guy who fell off a cliff. old pissed off man in the crowd = Dr kneussel.
 
Do you like how the guy said, "You're the reason I'm getting out."

That's exactly why I like the Navy...scare off the nancy boys.
 
almost to 3000!!!!
 
Frenchiello,

you should stand proud b/c you did take part in the military and served. anyone who starts in medical school and does the military option is truly not serving; they are getting medical school paid for. thier rank means nothing to people in the field if they never were in the field themself.

i never did serve nor will i ever (unless i'm drafted and then i will shoot everything i see), but many in my family did. serving means you went to real boot camp and you actually worked for low wages and held a gun or visited many marinas and contracted syphilis.

way to go frenchie. death to the angry people.
 
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