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[cremaster2007]

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Bernard...........I applaud your energy into our project...........astro seems to be the negative nancy these days........

 

[Thousandth]

If ****** go free, what do I do when I need cremaster's services?

That means you'll be paid less...jezz Potier pay attention. No middle men (pimps) means less overhead for the ****** and then prices will drop. So to be competative and keep up your "it ain't gay if your underway" biz you'll have to drop prices. Cremaster can still act as your pimp if you really need him though.

 

[Astroglide User]

I hate to sound like a dick to you two, but i will invite you guys to start your own business b/c I will be self-employed and see no reason to have 2 guys working under me when I can get all the women i need without help. I know my arrogance is shining out of your computer screens, but I feel as if you two want to jump onto my band wagon just to live the successful life. this poses a major risk for me. burger king would never employ a person who does more harm for their restaurant than good, so i will go with their philosophy; after all, i do love the whopper w/ cheese.

Good luck portier and cremaster in your dual-weinered pimping service. stay out of my area b/c your poor quality ho's will have no chance to compete with my women. in other words, stick to the slums b/c i will be rollin' in the suburbs where there is enough money for the women (and men) i employ. And if you guys want a job, never call me because i don't know anyone who would pay for your subquality services.

Please don't take this personal, but I plan on being the Bill Gates of the pimping biz someday. Windows 2007 will have a whole new meaning that people never imagined.

And you guys thought i actually worked road construction....ha ha ha suckers!

 

[cremaster2007]

astro eventually your clients will realize that you really are a 36 year old bald man, and that every time you "go to the bathroom" before you are really inflating your pump............now I"m no doctor but I will hunt you down in the middle of the night and put a slow leak in your pump so that you will be always almost hard but never quite there................and speaking of your ******, eventually your woman and her sisters will be tired of working. Just remember bernard has a red beard when he wants to.................that pretty much means we can rule the world.

 

[somnolent]

If you're looking for some start-up money, I would be willing to help...I long I as get a piece of the pie. And I mean pumpkin pie. Nothing that you would assume is inappropriate.

"I don't understand it, this place should be jumpin'."
"Well, we just need to kick it up a notch. Horace, Hit it!.....................just a small town girl....livin' in a lonely world...........she took the midnight train, goin' anywhere..."

Family Guy

 

[Portier]

Who is rjfreed, and why has it taken him so long to post?

What's in Bismark?

If you had to stay in Dover, Delaware, or Trenton, New Jersey...which would you pick? (this is open to anyone)

 

[somnolent]

Who is rjfreed, and why has it taken him so long to post?

What's in Bismark?

If you had to stay in Dover, Delaware, or Trenton, New Jersey...which would you pick? (this is open to anyone)

Sorry for the wait. There is really nothing in BismarCk. Every once in awhile you will see a buffalo wondering around, but again nothing too important. And in regard to your question, I don't know which to pick, but if you asked my cousin Ben, he might know.

 

[Astroglide User]

Attn Pimp-want-2-be's:

Last night i was at a bar where i increased my employee work force 10 fold: you guys are already behind. Let's just say i was aided by the great sound of Jimmy Buffett.

Some words of advise for you bitches: pimpin' aint easy...

Regards,

Astro

 

[cremaster2007]

Sorry for the wait. There is really nothing in BismarCk. Every once in awhile you will see a buffalo wondering around, but again nothing too important. And in regard to your question, I don't know which to pick, but if you asked my cousin Ben, he might know.

this guy quoted the greatest family guy of all time..............who cares who he is and astro, I didn't think republicans liked the hoin' business because you had to deal with "them other people" and not just the rich and white

 

[Portier]

Does anyone else miss hanging around non-highbrow people?

Let me quote John Conlee:

"I'm just a common man, I drive a common van
My dog ain't got a pedigree.
If I have my way I'm gonna' stay that way
Cuz' highbrow people loose their sanity.
And a common man is what I'll be."

 

[Portier]

The lawyer lady said, "You shoulda' been a lawyer."

I think I won't take that as an insult...since she is one.

 

[cremaster2007]

The lawyer lady said, "You shoulda' been a lawyer."

I think I won't take that as an insult...since she is one.

Bernard,
She wants you to be a lawyer since you have dirt on future doctors so you and her can sue doctors and slowly take over the world............I see through uz guyz plan

 

[cremaster2007]

astro neil diamond is coming omaha soon. go to www.ticketmaster.com to check it.

bitch

 

[cremaster2007]

Is anyone else reading some of this medical law and getting angry............well the lab tech messed up so they sue him, Dr. X, Dr. X PC, the hospital, and the eskimo's cause once they knew Doctor X when he was on vacation. For christ's sake, just cause people have malpractice insurance (nurses, Dr's, etc) doesn't mean you should sue as many of them as you can "to increase the pot"......................damn lawyers 👎 😡

 

[Astroglide User]

Considering that only 20% of the cases actually end in victory for the suing party, I agree with the lawyer theory of suing anyone involved. Take what you can get in ALL CASES. With this said, watch you Mo-F'ing back in practice b/c there are people waiting for you to screw up.

Overall, most patients would never sue THEIR doctor. Just like most people believer THIER representative in congress is doing a good job while the rest suck up the place.

Ignore everything i wrote b/c i'm totally hammered right now and had the time of my life. Clive after Five is a great time, and I recommend it to all you newbies.

 

[cremaster2007]

Astro
Just to make you feel even better about your life I am up pre 6 am and showered in my feeble attempt to do well on the USMLE.................I hate you

 

[cremaster2007]

guys I did this cause I thought it looked interesting.............5 out of my top ten were surgery.........so apparently I am a dick and will fit in great with whatever surgery I choose😉

http://www.med-ed.virginia.edu/spec...stStructure.cfm

 

[Astroglide User]

Yesterday i was surrounded by hot women by 6pm and had some dick-head french bastard trying to slap my nuts.

I love summer!

 

[cremaster2007]

guess who's done bitches.......that's right..............two trailer park girls go round the outside......round the outside...........round the outside.......guess whose back............back again.............cremaster's back tell a friend.........guess whose back..........guess whose back............guess whose back

screw grammer, and screw law.........I'm getting wasted.

 

[PublicEnemy]

you guys survived the great thread move. congratulations.

 

[Portier]

...so apparently I am a dick and will fit in great with whatever surgery I choose😉

http://www.med-ed.virginia.edu/spec...stStructure.cfm

I coulda' saved you the time, Senor Cremaster. I knew you were a dick from day 1

you guys survived the great thread move. congratulations.

Look everyone, it's Radio Rajeem...the cop didn't kill him. "FIGHT THE POWER!"

This picture needs no caption..the future of America:

Finally: Try to come up with the right caption for this picture. Winner (by general consensus) wins a beer or 12.

Here's my shot...."Don't drive away leaving your cow lonely because it will pretend to be Michael Mack."

 

[Thousandth]

This picture needs no caption..the future of America:

Finally: Try to come up with the right caption for this picture. Winner (by general consensus) wins a beer or 12.

Here's my shot...."Don't drive away leaving your cow lonely because it will pretend to be Michael Mack."

How about... "What cows would do if Iowa had cliffs"

 

[cremaster2007]

you guys survived the great thread move. congratulations.

yes we are undefeatable, and nobody technically knows we are a class link🙂

Bernard you get my vote for favorite caption cause that comment is hilarious

 

[Astroglide User]

Wow portier, that quote deserves an alcohol reward to say the least. thanks for saying what everyone else wanted to say.

there is not a day that goes by where he does not remind someone about his "fall."

Guess who had ranch soup today at jason's deli? that's right...ranch soup flavored with cheddar cheese, olives, and garlic croutons. my brother and his wife were grossed out, but i thought it was heavenly.

Funny how the presence of a friend's X-girlfriend makes me uncomfortable. not b/c i want to do her, but b/c i want to yell at her.

 

[Portier]

See all the pics from Clive and 5, and all the rest at:
http://ray-bernardportier.com/medical

Best of:

Damned Minnesotans....

This is how things started to look as the day wore on.

Tzvi Macks...

Told you I was drunk.

 

[Astroglide User]

This is actually the sexiest picture on there. I look like a scary man, and that is why all the ladies want me (NOT in their presence)...

 

[Portier]

This is actually the sexiest picture on there. I look like a scary man, and that is why all the ladies want me (NOT in their presence)...

The hottest chick all night was that chick behind you guys in the green.....

Totally out of my league....soon to be well within my price range!!!!!

Goddam I hope that Knights of the Old Republic helps me on the legal exam.

 

[Dartos Vader]

I coulda' saved you the time, Senor Cremaster. I knew you were a dick from day 1




Look everyone, it's Radio Rajeem...the cop didn't kill him. "FIGHT THE POWER!"

This picture needs no caption..the future of America:

Finally: Try to come up with the right caption for this picture. Winner (by general consensus) wins a beer or 12.

Here's my shot...."Don't drive away leaving your cow lonely because it will pretend to be Michael Mack."

HA! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!

 

[Dartos Vader]

How about... "What cows would do if Iowa had cliffs"

Mines not nearly as funny as portiers, so i will put two. The first is this "The real reason mack fell off that cliff, the sign clearly shows his 'fiance' had fallen off the cliff, and he didn't want her to get the last word in the argument"

2nd quote "famous cow last words 'hey guys check me out, cowabungaaaaaa!!!!! ha ha get it, cow-abunga? Oh fuc&! $HIT $HIT $HIT $HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" stupid cows.

not naming names but one of those pictures clearly shows a UNFS (urgent need for sandwich). Perhaps some sunblock?

 

[Portier]

Instead of learning why Bird**** won't be able to continue practicing past his 30th birthday, I did some upgrades on my website....

I fixed the Navy Pics, and came across this one in one of my archives:

What was I thinking with that mustache? It almost looks drawn on!

Here's a good one: Tying Marines to the bottom of a CH-46 in Bulgaria = Spyrigging

 

[cremaster2007]

you guys missed some of the hottest chicks in the world at my cousin's wedding.........she has done an excellent job of becoming friends with only hot women, its almost like she talked to bird**** once

 

[Astroglide User]

Frenchie - you look like hitler w/ that mustache.

Glad you found some hotties this weekend cremaster. i'm learning that des moines is a gold mine for hot ass women during the summer b/c they all come home to show off their hot asses after a few years of college.

I just don't know what to do with my life right now. Go to omaha for college world series where there are hot women everywhere....stay in des moines where the scenary is great.....drive to okoboji and get wasted at the barefoot bar where every waitress is top shelf....go to iowa city and stare at fuller's little sister.....and finally, go see my girlfriend in chicago. I hate hard decisions.

 

[cremaster2007]

Well I hope its not this weekend, because I have to do research this weekend, but after that its smooth sailing on the weekend of the 4th........back to learning how I will be sued

 

[Astroglide User]

To loser who does research:

I think an omaha trip is in store this weekend since it's the last weekend of the college world series. but i might wait until saturday to leave b/c clive after 5 is a drinking bargain.

I learned today that i have 4 weddings this summer too...luckily two of them are on the same day in des moines. i'm just pissed b/c i have to buy 4 frickin' gifts.

 

[cremaster2007]

I have to work both sat and sunday🙁 so I guess we'll just to have a journey road trip a little later this summer! 👍

 

[Portier]

To loser who does research:

I think an omaha trip is in store this weekend since it's the last weekend of the college world series. but i might wait until saturday to leave b/c clive after 5 is a drinking bargain.

I learned today that i have 4 weddings this summer too...luckily two of them are on the same day in des moines. i'm just pissed b/c i have to buy 4 frickin' gifts.

You two girls ever think about using private emails for your muttering love talk?

Oh, and I'm down for Clive after 5.....diznam..

Show that picture i sent you to cremaster offline.

 

[Astroglide User]

I deleted it b/c it grossed me out, which is very hard to do.

the other day i bought some very expensive processed meat at the wine experience b/c i was starving. $8 for some brushutto or something like that. i opened it up and smelled it and realize it was NOT salami-tasting like the guy promised me. instead, it was very waxy and greasy with no smell. upon eating it i realized the taste was very similar to cadaver smell from anatomy lab; needless to say i spit the crap out and threw up in the jordan creek parking lot.

how can someone charge $8 for something that tastes like dead people?

 

[Astroglide User]

and i will NOT be taking you on any road trips until you cut your damn hair. you ruin my chances of getting women for trying to look like jesus.

 

[Portier]

I deleted it b/c it grossed me out, which is very hard to do.

the other day i bought some very expensive processed meat at the wine experience b/c i was starving. $8 for some brushutto or something like that. i opened it up and smelled it and realize it was NOT salami-tasting like the guy promised me. instead, it was very waxy and greasy with no smell. upon eating it i realized the taste was very similar to cadaver smell from anatomy lab; needless to say i spit the crap out and threw up in the jordan creek parking lot.

how can someone charge $8 for something that tastes like dead people?

Prosciutto is an acquired taste, Miguel....I like it wrapped in Mozarella with Basil.....but I'm not sure how good it would be just plain like that.

 

[cremaster2007]

I think that your chances should be better because I am Jesus.................and beautiful

 

[Dartos Vader]

I love prosciutto, especially the way my buddy ray described, but that was the one thing i couldnt eat while we were in anatomy. Especially since you could never quite get the smell of formalin off your hands.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Glad to see you guys keeping this thread going........I hope you all burn in hell. Go bears.

 

[Portier]

I just bought a Dierks Bently CD, and KOTOR II.

I don't feel weird...what are you talking about? 😱

 

[cremaster2007]

you know what I can't wait for bernard to give me copies of KOTOR I and II and for those of my followers, I am cutting my hair and shaving my face by friday at the latest...............yes I will know longer look like jesus, but if you are lucky and you see me at the bar ask me to do my trick where I take water and turn it into roofies colata

 

[Dartos Vader]

Hey Ray, whatever happened to the ******y religous quotes? Speaking of relgion, Nicole R. cut me off this morning on the way to school. The funniest part is that she had her little jesus fish on the back of her car.

 

[cremaster2007]

religious people get away with whatever they want cause god always has their back.................and nobody in their right mind wants to get into a sword fight with jebus (yes I said jebus)

 

[Astroglide User]

Slept in my car AGAIN last night - maybe i have a problem. I am unable to say "no" when two girls take me bar hopping and force shots down my dirty throat.

 

[cremaster2007]

Let's be honest, it was two dudes, and by sleeping in your car you meant passed out

 

[Portier]

you know what I can't wait for bernard to give me copies of KOTOR I and II and for those of my followers, I am cutting my hair and shaving my face by friday at the latest...............yes I will know longer look like jesus, but if you are lucky and you see me at the bar ask me to do my trick where I take water and turn it into roofies colata

I don't know what you're talking about....I'd never do something illegal like that. I wish you'd stop lying about me...FOR REAL!

I just beat KOTOR I....Darth Revan was an irritating cheating poopoohead.....if you play, you'll see.

I'm installing II right now...

We went to a cubbies game last night, and I ended up at the lift after that...check out the pics on my website.

Here's one:

 

[Portier]

How I SHOULD be handling things....DISCIPLINE, BEATCH!