DMU................Self-proclaimed Super Geniuses

[Thousandth]

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WOW, So 2nd year has started for us and I dont know why I am even trying to go to class. It seems like they try and find the worst most boring lectuer's. Are they trying to tell us not to come to class? I know I didn't go to much last year either but I thought that this year would be better...maybe I'd act like a student or something...but noooooooo...I try and get out and they pull me back in!!!

And I agree with Dartos.... You guys are all fags! 😀

 

[babyruth]

remembering this story cracked me up... did everyone see the big "announcement" on the portal???

Are you talking about the COSGP letter about the match?

 

[cremaster2007]

The comlex gods saw it fit to let alison noftsger email me and tell me I passed. Hooray I passed both USMLE and COMLEX I, fantastic, now on to rotations where I can be told how stupid and helpless I am. Astro called me last night to let me know the lumbar yard has a lunch special............pure genius!! Congrats to everyone else who passed their exams!

Go hawks

thousandth....................classes will blow forever...........like you............faaaaaag

 

[Portier]

PIZZLE FO SHIZZLE.

I'm going over to the Holiday Inn bar and getting a BEER!

This is one of the "sites" in Bangor:

I'm tempted to go and sleep at his feet in submission to his greatness!

I'm gonna' be a doctor....I'm gonna' be a doctor....I'm gonna' be a doctor....

 

[Docgeorge]

I passed!!!!!

I heard somewhere that God takes care of fools and drunks....I definately qualify in regards to the former and I'm gonna meake the latter come true tonight!!

 

[luckystar]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Congrats to all who passed!!!!

 

[Dartos Vader]

Congrats Y'all! On to the next step.....

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

YES MOTHERBITHCHES......I passed....which means if slobodan can hold on for a few more years.....I'll take care of you. SIKE! I miss you guys. Hope all is well. Start a love train. wha?

dmak

 

[macman]

any word on what %age of DMU 07'ers passed?

 

[luckystar]

any word on what %age of DMU 07'ers passed?

Approximately 94%, according to an email from the class prez. Class average was 530. Great job, 2007ers!

 

[Portier]

Passing COMLEX kicks ass...

My condolences to the 6%.

 

[Dartos Vader]

YES MOTHERBITHCHES......I passed....which means if slobodan can hold on for a few more years.....I'll take care of you. SIKE! I miss you guys. Hope all is well. Start a love train. wha?

dmak

Not to be a dick, but I believe its spelled "psyche". ***.

 

[luckystar]

Not to be a dick, but I believe its spelled "psyche". ***.

And you're missing an apostrophe.

😉

 

[Dartos Vader]

And you're missing an apostrophe.

😉

Well, i believe apostrophe is actually latvian for, doing it with a large serbian while his asian girlfriend watches from the corner. In which case, you are correct.

 

[Astroglide User]

I am so thankful i don't have to re-take that exam, and i feel really bad for those who do. i feel as if i lost 1000 lbs off my back.

 

[luckystar]

Well, i believe apostrophe is actually latvian for, doing it with a large serbian while his asian girlfriend watches from the corner. In which case, you are correct.

...while his asian girlfriend watches from the corner with his hot curvy Italian wife and a bottle of chocolate syrup and whipped cream...mmmm....now that's what I call one hell of a tiramisu... Ok enough...I'm getting horny. Again.

CONGRATS ASTRO!!!!

 

[Thousandth]

Amazing how the euphoria of passing boards (or making them your B!TYATCH in Lucky's case) brings out the horniness in you people. I just want to hold the camera and have the exclusive webrights! 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

Not only did I pass, but I ran a 7 mile race on saturday, which was about 4.5 miles uphill, and I did it in roughly 72 minutes without vomitting or dying.......and you know what waited for me at the end...........a shower tent filled with FREE beer. Now, I know I thought I was crazy for paying $33 to run 7 miles too, but when you toss in the free beer, the free popsicles, and all the sweet white trashy looking women you get your money's worth.....astro I also wanted to tell you that I saw about 5 million girls with 21 ID bracelets on to get beer and they were all either 17 or 19.........HEAVEN

Congrats guys on passing, looks like the next step is to get ready to have to wear dress clothes everyday and getting yelled at for being dumb, rather than being told we're dumb in our pj's 😉

 

[cremaster2007]

hey do you guys know if there is book like the gmed companion that lists osteopathic residencies, it's time for me to make a list of about 1,000 programs to see if I can actually convince one of them to match me😉

 

[luckystar]

There's a list at www.do-online.org under the Opportunities section, but you need your AOA number and I don't think I ever knew mine. All DO students are supposed to have one and I'm sure the school gave us something that has it, but I don't seem to recall what I did with mine.

You probably don't have to work very hard at convincing anybody 😉 Crazy runner guy...

 

[cremaster2007]

thanks, once again lucky I have no idea what I would do if you weren't here to tell me what to do.............

 

[Astroglide User]

Having lucky back makes my groin bulge with excitement! I wish we could all get on here and just talk dirty all night long to each other with a few minute delay. I'm back in the wonderful town of harlan working construction after 6 years of college making a whopping $11 per hour. However, my paychecks are always between $500 - 1000 per week. The funny part about this is that i find a way to spend that much money each week (and weekend) as well.

Cremaster - let's start thinking about some online playstation games. i'm not good at the game as i lack practice queer.

miss you guys.

 

[Portier]

There's a list at www.do-online.org under the Opportunities section, but you need your AOA number and I don't think I ever knew mine. All DO students are supposed to have one and I'm sure the school gave us something that has it, but I don't seem to recall what I did with mine.

You probably don't have to work very hard at convincing anybody 😉 Crazy runner guy...

Sounding off from Cary, NC (Just outside of Raleigh).

I had to get my AOA number for some DC SGA crap. I emailed the helpdesk and they sent it to me. However, the "create new account" option has been broken the last 70 times I tried to log into the DO-online.

Here's a pic for your enjoyment...me on the side of Cadilac Mountain in Acadia National Forest...Bar Harbor, MAINE.

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

I am so thankful i don't have to re-take that exam, and i feel really bad for those who do. i feel as if i lost 1000 lbs off my back.

so you finally got your dead shriveled up conjoined twin's body removed from your back? that must feel good

 

[luckystar]

Portier,

Your envelope came with a big hole on the side...and no proximity pass inside. 🙁

 

[cremaster2007]

why are people giving me weird looks, it can't be because I am sitting at java g's reading the dead book with it open to a page on a dissected baby could it??


Astro I warn you right now I beat the computer with iowa 119 to 14, I have nothing but reading and playing ps2, so get ready to get your ass pounded like always


I emailed tricia zeis to see if she knew how to get our aoa numbers, I'll keep you guys posted, but if its anything like board scores it's gonna be in aramaic double secrete coded with a decorder ring and sent here on horseback.........

 

[cremaster2007]

did anybody else look at the back of their comlex scores and think look I had an asterix on every category.............then turn to the front and realize that their percentile seemed to not match that??

 

[AwesomeO-DO]

did anybody else look at the back of their comlex scores and think look I had an asterix on every category.............then turn to the front and realize that their percentile seemed to not match that??

so what would be a good score?

 

[luckystar]

did anybody else look at the back of their comlex scores and think look I had an asterix on every category.............then turn to the front and realize that their percentile seemed to not match that??

An asterisk with a bar, or just an asterisk?

 

[Portier]

Portier,

Your envelope came with a big hole on the side...and no proximity pass inside. 🙁

Ru-Oh, Raggy.

 

[PainlessChancre]

An asterisk with a bar, or just an asterisk?

From the score report, "An asterick indicates that the performance band extends beyond the displayed portion of the scale." Does that mean our scores approach super genius levels in any areas where there are only astericks? Lets see MENSA reject me now. [insane laughter]

Portier, I asked some other military types and they couldn't answer this question, so let me know if you know: do we have to forward our COMLEX scores to the military or does DMU do it for us?

 

[luckystar]

From the score report, "An asterick indicates that the performance band extends beyond the displayed portion of the scale." Does that mean our scores approach super genius levels in any areas where there are only astericks? Lets see MENSA reject me now. [insane laughter]

Muwahahahaha

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? We're going to take over the world...tonight.

 

[cremaster2007]

An asterisk with a bar, or just an asterisk?

bar with asterix sorry.............

 

[cremaster2007]

with the rate I'm going I'm only going to be able to conquer idaho🙁

 

[luckystar]

with the rate I'm going I'm only going to be able to conquer idaho🙁

But that's where Napoleon Dynamite is!!! Idaho ROCKS!!!

 

[cremaster2007]

it is home to the football powerhouse the IDAHO VANDALS, 😱

 

[Astroglide User]

I feel really sorry for those who "should" be sitting in class this week learning about crappy drugs. I advise them to skip every class and read only the notepackets and skim notepool for things bolded. But considering this advise comes from a guy who sets up cones and signs all day, I'd take it as a grain of salt.

 

[Thousandth]

I feel really sorry for those who "should" be sitting in class this week learning about crappy drugs. I advise them to skip every class and read only the notepackets and skim notepool for things bolded. But considering this advise comes from a guy who sets up cones and signs all day, I'd take it as a grain of salt.

I am SOOOOO trying to follow in your footsteps, but somehow I feel compeled to make the drugs class.... no others of course. God this crap is dull.

 

[Portier]

From the score report, "An asterick indicates that the performance band extends beyond the displayed portion of the scale." Does that mean our scores approach super genius levels in any areas where there are only astericks? Lets see MENSA reject me now. [insane laughter]

Portier, I asked some other military types and they couldn't answer this question, so let me know if you know: do we have to forward our COMLEX scores to the military or does DMU do it for us?

If you want to get your $375.00 back for taking it, you have to submit a copy of your scores with your forms for reimbursement....I know because mine bounced back.

 

[Astroglide User]

The Sporting News on Tuesday told local fans what they already know: Iowa City is a sports-crazy town, and football is king.

Iowa City is No. 1 for college football.



So when people like frenchie insist no one cares about iowa hawkeye football, correct them as Iowa city is the best place to be for college football.

Go hawks!

 

[Docgeorge]

I am SOOOOO trying to follow in your footsteps, but somehow I feel compeled to make the drugs class.... no others of course. God this crap is dull.

Good god man...you're going to class? Have someone take your temp right now!!! But seriously the only ones prob wort going to are crisp, mortisen, and finerty (only cuz that mans test questions scares the crap out of me).

 

[Portier]

The Sporting News on Tuesday told local fans what they already know: Iowa City is a sports-crazy town, and football is king.

Iowa City is No. 1 for college football.



So when people like frenchie insist no one cares about iowa hawkeye football, correct them as Iowa city is the best place to be for college football.

Go hawks!

I never said I didn't like Iowa City....it's just that last time I stopped there at McD's I found lots of blood all over the men's room, and a sign that said "Die Frenchie."

Which I'm really not....I went to Quebec, and did NOT fit in. Why don't they even speak SOME English? beatches

 

[cremaster2007]

Astro I went by kinnick the other day, and I may have told you but it was the most beautiful site my eyes have ever seen............even more beautiful than a 19 year old college girl drunk in a mini-skirt right before iowa destroys iowa state............I can't wait for the HAWKS TO FULFILL THEIR DESTINY........go hawks!

 

[cremaster2007]

By the way we are third years now bitches.................

 

[Dartos Vader]

The Sporting News on Tuesday told local fans what they already know: Iowa City is a sports-crazy town, and football is king.

Iowa City is No. 1 for college football.



So when people like frenchie insist no one cares about iowa hawkeye football, correct them as Iowa city is the best place to be for college football.

Go hawks!

It's the no 1 place b/c there is nothing else to do. Get a real team. Seriously. The best thing about leaving IOWA is not having to see any more goddamned yellow license plates with "clever" vanities like CYFAN, CY4LYF, SUPRCYS, etc.
On another note, I agree with cremaster, judging by the back of my score report, I should be in the 700 club, I had an asterisk on the right in like, every field. The front told a different story however. But hey, 401 is passing right?

 

[luckystar]

It's the no 1 place b/c there is nothing else to do. Get a real team. Seriously. The best thing about leaving IOWA is not having to see any more goddamned yellow license plates with "clever" vanities like CYFAN, CY4LYF, SUPRCYS, etc.

👍

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

I love the stores that live and die with the college football season. How many parents have had to ***** their children out to make it through the offseason? I HATE YOU MOM! I was innocent at one point....that trucker had no right......no right....... .

 

[luckystar]

I love the stores that live and die with the college football season. How many parents have had to ***** their children out to make it through the offseason? I HATE YOU MOM! I was innocent at one point....that trucker had no right......no right....... .

***Disclaimer***

I no longer drive trucks.

 

[Astroglide User]

Okoboji = land of topshelf women.

Last night a girl told me she wanted me b/c i was "such a challenge." i think this girl Can't Understand New Things (C.U.N.T.). If you know what i mean. go figure, some guy tells her i have a girlfriend and she thinks that is sexy. thanks god for BOJI NIGHTS and the pornstar they had stripping (who brian thought he had a chance with).

 

[cremaster2007]

I'm proud of you guys..........sorry I couldn't make it, but I really just felt like laying around this weekend..........Maybe the last weekend before the first hawks game we can party it up, I know you have weddings, but just let me know.