DO vs "rather be covered in poop and forced to eat it"

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The time has come.

DO vs Dental
DO vs Janitor

The janitors and dentists clearly beat us. But to put it to a real test, how does POOP fare against DO???

What say you?

(PS
To Mod's, i don't think this is inappropriate, i think it's a legitimate question. if you feel otherwise, let me know or delete it!

Thanks)
 
Does that mean you're choosing poop?
 
It seems like OP thinks dental students are 'inferior' so to speak as evidenced by the thread DO vs. Dental... Let it go OP.
 
It seems like OP thinks dental students are 'inferior' so to speak as evidenced by the thread DO vs. Dental... Let it go OP.

haha nah i'm just having some fun now, i'm done with them. This is just an extension of do vs janitor which itself was an extension of do vs dental...lol
 
But really, poop or DO?
 
I just cannot belive this psycho Boii gonna be my future colleague. It's ppl like him that give DO bad names compare to MD, sigh...
 
I just cannot belive this psycho Boii gonna be my future colleague. It's ppl like him that give DO bad names compare to MD, sigh...

thanks! @mods is he allowed to say stuff directed at me like that?
 
Speaking of which, do you happen to have any thoughts on Abrams' new Star Wars film?
Sadly I don't. While I like the franchise, I'm not a die hard fan so I can't really comment. Plus I've been pretty busy lately while ppl have been talking about it. Do you?
 
Allo is worlds better than pre-allo. If you post anything remotely stupid, DV will call you out

I've seen some of thread there. It is better, but the difference not heaven and earth. There were some ridiculous threads at time.
 
After long contemplation (precisely 33 minutes) I have decided DO. It is worth it, poop was close but I
i'd rather live life hunching and in the shadows, carrying my DO badge, then eat feces.

Twist: what if it was your own feces???
Now I'm really confused.
 
Sadly I don't. While I like the franchise, I'm not a die hard fan so I can't really comment. Do you?
I liked the trailer mostly because the fighters and Millennium Falcon look nice. I hated the Star Trek films because I feel like he went in the complete wrong direction from what Star Trek is all about, not to mention just tearing 50 year old canon to pieces just to make money. However, since I'm not really emotionally invested in the Star Wars franchise, I'm actually fairly excited.

Also...

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I've seen some of thread there. It's is better, but not heaven and earth. There were some ridiculous threads at time.
Oh for sure. It's still sdn. Just the fact that it's less trafficked than pre-allo makes it better imo, and the neuroticism has toned down a bit. Sadly I rarely wander into osteo which isn't bad, but I just don't have time to keep up on another forum
 
Oh for sure. It's still sdn. Just the fact that it's less trafficked than pre-allo makes it better imo, and the neuroticism has toned down a bit. Sadly I rarely wander into osteo which isn't bad, but I just don't have time to keep up on another forum

I like you.
 
Oh for sure. It's still sdn. Just the fact that it's less trafficked than pre-allo makes it better imo, and the neuroticism has toned down a bit. Sadly I rarely wander into osteo which isn't bad, but I just don't have time to keep up on another forum

Definitely. But still when I compare it to osteo, I always felt osteo was more down to earth.
 
After long contemplation (precisely 33 minutes) I have decided DO. It is worth it, poop was close but I
i'd rather live life hunching and in the shadows, carrying my DO badge, then eat feces.

Twist: what if it was your own feces???
Now I'm really confused.
I was having a really hard time trying to decide the answer to this question. My hold up came from an introspective thought about the ultimate answer to the ultimate question: 42. Breaking it down, the 4 represents the amount of letters in poop. Secondly, taking a dump (also a four letter word) can be referred to as a number 2. Ergo, the ultimate answer is really describing poop, and we, as a race of beings that can poop, will find ultimate happiness with poop. I call this my "Universal Galactic Poop Theory". That all being said, I only want to poop when I feel like it. I can't imagine being on call to poop for someone's entertainment 7 days a week, and my pooping skills aren't elite enough for such a highly skilled position. Besides, going to DO school still allows me to poop whenever I want to. If I ever change my mind and decide to poop for a living, I'll have worked really hard without going into debt for my degree in bowel management.
 
I was having a really hard time trying to decide the answer to this question. My hold up came from an introspective thought about the ultimate answer to the ultimate question: 42. Breaking it down, the 4 represents the amount of letters in poop. Secondly, taking a dump (also a four letter word) can be referred to as a number 2. Ergo, the ultimate answer is really describing poop, and we, as a race of beings that can poop, will find ultimate happiness with poop. I call this my "Universal Galactic Poop Theory". That all being said, I only want to poop when I feel like it. I can't imagine being on call to poop for someone's entertainment 7 days a week, and my pooping skills aren't elite enough for such a highly skilled position. Besides, going to DO school still allows me to poop whenever I want to. If I ever change my mind and decide to poop for a living, I'll have worked really hard without going into debt for my degree in bowel management.

Interesting theory. But does it uphold Newtons third law??: For every DO there is an equal and opposite Fecal matter.
The predental kids taught me that one!
 
Interesting theory. But does it uphold Newtons third law??: For every DO there is an equal and opposite Fecal matter.
The predental kids taught me that one!
It actually does. If you think about it, all human beings are filled with fecal matter and thoughts of inquisition. Whether it be DO, janitor, dentist, or President of the United States, we are all filled with crap. I feel like the amount of poop every human is filled with is directly correlated with the Thetan levels in Scientology, though. I would have to ultimately defer to the opinions of experts Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but I think Scientologists are filled with the most poop with their heightened Thetan levels.
 
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