as we pass through the final interminable hours of the freakin' weekend, let us hope that with the new dawn comes a vast reshuffling of acceptances. as our higher stats brethren and sistren are promoted up the divine ladder from low-tier to mid-tier MD, from DO dream school to state MD, from middle America to coastal DO, and finally from not-quite-graduated-a-class to been-open-for-five-years-just-barely DO schools, may we too find a seat at a US institution come orientation. may the adcoms see the light in our eyes and feel the heat of the fire in our bellies. may the great succubi AMCAS/AACOMAS not see another of our hard earned dollars. may our interfolio accounts lie dormant. may we be gifted with a few blissful weeks of summer knowing that, godwilling, we will become doctors.