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[Doctor4Life1769]

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I've lived in the bay area all my life wouldn't have it any other way. We have laid back sort of lifestyle, mountains are just a jump away for hiking, climbing, skiing. Than you have the arrogant LA kind of people who just stress me out. I very rarely use the word hella. I do say soda and when I hear midwest people call it pop its like nails on a chalk board.😱

What about soda pop?

 

[EEL08]

I'm from Southern Illinois and I say soda but I have a friend from Chicagoland who says pop. It's not all midwesterners. 😛

 

[Thantis]

Here in the Southeast we say Coke. Enough said and if you come here, thou must conform. Although I have lived in New York, where they mostly have said Soda with some mere utterances of pop.

 

[JaggerPlate]

for the record i dont consider people from SD southern californians...mostly because they are laid back and cool like northern californians. SD is norcal in socal, in my opinion.

im not gonna front though, LA was a blast when I lived there for undergrad. Its all the same ****...people are people. get over yourselves.

That makes 0 sense. People from San Diego act and dress the same way as people from the OC and LA and other SO Cal places. They don't thizz, and get hyphy, and shake their dreads, and ghost ride whips or anything of that sort. They are normal people. Honestly, I'm not going to sit here and disagree with 'people are people,' but the differences between so and nor cal are incredible and it is definitely easy to evaluate them separately. Also, people who say they 'hate' LA have no idea what they are talking about. You can't 'hate' LA because there is basically no such thing as the city of LA. What I mean by that is that Los Angeles is basically a huge collection of little towns all clumped together in a huge lump that becomes labeled as 'Los Angeles.' You can be in South Central and hate that, but a few towns over is something complete different like Beverly Hills, Brentwood, and Santa Monica. It's the most diverse place in the world (as far as ranging from extremely poor to extremely rich areas and from very overly populated, city areas to slower paced and more community areas), and saying you 'hate it' is lumping too much together and just doesn't make sense.

 

[Tyc00nman]

That makes 0 sense. People from San Diego act and dress the same way as people from the OC and LA and other SO Cal places. They don't thizz, and get hyphy, and shake their dreads, and ghost ride whips or anything of that sort. They are normal people. Honestly, I'm not going to sit here and disagree with 'people are people,' but the differences between so and nor cal are incredible and it is definitely easy to evaluate them separately. Also, people who say they 'hate' LA have no idea what they are talking about. You can't 'hate' LA because there is basically no such thing as the city of LA. What I mean by that is that Los Angeles is basically a huge collection of little towns all clumped together in a huge lump that becomes labeled as 'Los Angeles.' You can be in South Central and hate that, but a few towns over is something complete different like Beverly Hills, Brentwood, and Santa Monica. It's the most diverse place in the world (as far as ranging from extremely poor to extremely rich areas and from very overly populated, city areas to slower paced and more community areas), and saying you 'hate it' is lumping too much together and just doesn't make sense.

Woah woah...relax bud. First of all, I never used the word hate in my posts. You might want to go back and reread. This is supposed to be a fun thread about doctor jokes. My "bay slang" was just an interjection to the humor. Thats what said "bay slang" is, its humor, its fun, its goofy. You clearly don't see that.

"They don't thizz, and get hyphy, and shake their dreads, and ghost ride whips or anything of that sort. They are normal people."

What is normal? Define normal. Is normal living in a pseudo-world where you think only you are normal? hmhmh. I don't know about that. The biggest difference between northern californians and people from LA comes down to humanities 101: Southern californians are too consumed with the now, then and later. The tangibles of life. Whereas northern californians are ALOT more laid back.

"People from San Diego act and dress the same way as people from the OC and LA and other SO Cal places."

LOL...are you seriously suggesting that northern californians dress like martians?!?! We dress like you and you dress like us. That is a ridiculous statement. I have a feeling you havent lived anywhere outside of LA for more than a month have you?

"Also, people who say they 'hate' LA have no idea what they are talking about. You can't 'hate' LA because there is basically no such thing as the city of LA."

that is a non sequitor statement if ive ever seen one. Going on the premise that object x is unique therfore making it free of objective criticism is ridiculous. I guess kobe bryant shouldn't be criticized because there is no one like him right? or the taj mahal because there is nothing like it?

you sure you want to go into medicine? LOL :-X

LASTLY, on this subject, I must say, when i was living in LA for 4 yrs, I loved it! I loved the women and the women loved me. I guess its something about my nor*cal charm that swept them of their feet. Boy do i miss those LA girls. not dateable because they are batsh*t crazy...but ya...i loved em.

What did the urologist ask of the radiologist? Dude, check out the x-rays of this penis.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

Actually, this is what I expect the norcal vs. socal battle to look like:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Thantis]

Actually, this is what I expect the norcal vs. socal battle to look like:

I believe that was something from a NERO LARP. I nearly went to one of those just to see what it was (this was back in high school....I hung around with alot of different stereotypical groups). Very disorganized overall (due to it being a free event), but imagine several hundred people massing from each side of a field in a State Park from the forest edges (kind of like the initial scene in Gladiator), and getting ready to clash. Then rushing together and beating the crap out of each other (some going a bit too far).

One can make quite a bit of cash just supplying "armor" and provisions to these guys (cheap stuff to make).

Man I am glad I never went to one of those shindigs.

 

[RySerr21]

LASTLY, on this subject, I must say, when i was living in LA for 4 yrs, I loved it! I loved the women and the women loved me. I guess its something about my nor*cal charm that swept them of their feet. Boy do i miss those LA girls. not dateable because they are batsh*t crazy...but ya...i loved em.

it must be your stunner glasses at night, right? or is it the silk shirt? hard to tell, but somehow i dont think you are quite the player you think you are.

p.s. i think you missed jaggger point about the clothing and actions of san diegans. he wasnt implying that nor cal people "dress like martians." he was questioning why you don't consider san diego part of southern california b/c people act and dress the same in LA, OC, SD, etc.

 

[Tyc00nman]

it must be your stunner glasses at night, right? or is it the silk shirt? hard to tell, but somehow i dont think you are quite the player you think you are.

p.s. i think you missed jaggger point about the clothing and actions of san diegans. he wasnt implying that nor cal people "dress like martians." he was questioning why you don't consider san diego part of southern california b/c people act and dress the same in LA, OC, SD, etc.

sense the sarcasm rysser...but ya definitely the stunners...for sho...FOR SHO BRAH!

thantis, that is amazing. LOL

closest i ever got to that was lazer tag

 

[JaggerPlate]

Before I reply to any of this mess, I just wanted to direct attention to what Ryseer said because he was spot on about my intentions. Now, to this ...

Woah woah...relax bud. First of all, I never used the word hate in my posts. You might want to go back and reread. This is supposed to be a fun thread about doctor jokes. My "bay slang" was just an interjection to the humor. Thats what said "bay slang" is, its humor, its fun, its goofy. You clearly don't see that.

Hmm, I'm not quite sure what I 'clearly didn't see.' I find the things you said annoying so I responded. My comments, as many others, weren't directed to the doctor jokes. Also, what you find 'fun and goofy,' I find odd, and frankly irritating. You don't appreciate my dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I don't appreciate your 'fun, goofy bay slang.' Don't see what I'm missing, nor do I see how I need to calm down (as we are reacting to the same situation).

What is normal? Define normal. Is normal living in a pseudo-world where you think only you are normal? hmhmh. I don't know about that. The biggest difference between northern californians and people from LA comes down to humanities 101: Southern californians are too consumed with the now, then and later. The tangibles of life. Whereas northern californians are ALOT more laid back.

Pseudo-world? May I ask what makes your reality more tangible than my own? I've always found it so ironically hilarious that die hard Nor Cal people view themselves as liberal, educated, correct, and open minded, but I've always found them to be the most judgmental and clique-esque group. Example, 'My world is real whereas yours is a pseudo existence, consumed with the now, then and later.' So let me get this straight ... your ideals are clearly correct, and because I don't express them, I'm to be judged and looked down upon, and you'd only want to associate with those of this caliber? Hmm, seems a bit hypocritical to me. Seems that a truly open minded person, or one who has been lead to believe that their geographical location makes them superiorly open minded, wouldn't pass judgment so harshly? Odd, doesn't seem overtly 'laid back' to me.

Also, thanks for the humanities lesson ... clearly I didn't attend a private high school in San Francisco, ergo - I could use a slice of your vast knowledge.

LOL...are you seriously suggesting that northern californians dress like martians?!?! We dress like you and you dress like us. That is a ridiculous statement. I have a feeling you havent lived anywhere outside of LA for more than a month have you?

Yes, my exact wording was, ' northern Californians dress like martians.' My response was to your absurd statement that SD isn't a part of Southern California (and the fact that you fancy yourself important enough to make such claims). Also, you know absolutely nothing about me. Once again, your condescending attitude brings out the true irony of the so-called just Nor Cal mindset. Just for your information, I have lived in various places in the US, and trying to insult Southern California for being consumed by money and movie stars doesn't bother me at all. I'm sure a lot of people feel this way, but I honestly do not take it as insulting whatsoever. I have been quite a few places, I truly enjoy So Cal the best ... so I live here. How much time have you spent outside of Nor Cal? Is it possible that you are affected by the bubble phenomenon, just as you assume I am (once again, I can't express the hypocrisy factor enough).

that is a non sequitor statement if ive ever seen one. Going on the premise that object x is unique therfore making it free of objective criticism is ridiculous. I guess kobe bryant shouldn't be criticized because there is no one like him right? or the taj mahal because there is nothing like it?

Ahh stop, your superior vocabulary is hurting my simple southern California brain. I'm going to have to stop reading this, get in my BMW and boink Misha Barton to ease the pounding headache. Honestly, you are trying to flaunt intelligence in a pre med forum?? Really??

you sure you want to go into medicine? LOL :-X

Yes. Are you? It seems like that wit is much better suited for philosophy or some other intellectual field. Or home depot, I hear they cater exclusively to tools.

LASTLY, on this subject, I must say, when i was living in LA for 4 yrs, I loved it! I loved the women and the women loved me. I guess its something about my nor*cal charm that swept them of their feet. Boy do i miss those LA girls. not dateable because they are batsh*t crazy...but ya...i loved em.

You liked LA huh? Not too superficial and shallow for your stunner shades and popped collar? THE IRONY IS MURDERING ME. Lastly ... no one loved you, you didn't sweep anyone (besides maybe UCLA girls) off their feet with your hardy philosophy debates and cunning usage of General Ed humanities knowledge.

I'm probably going to get this thread closed, and I apologize to anyone who was offended by my rant. If anyone wants to see a visual representation of my anger, watch the South Park episode where Kyle's family moves to San Francisco to live amongst the intellectual elite. The episode mocks their distorted attitude towards others and their love of themselves (via the smell of their own farts). End Rant.


*PS: I've made my argument regarding this issue and will not post or respond to any comments made in this thread.

 

[Tyc00nman]

Before I reply to any of this mess, I just wanted to direct attention to what Ryseer said because he was spot on about my intentions. Now, to this ...




Hmm, I'm not quite sure what I 'clearly didn't see.' I find the things you said annoying so I responded. My comments, as many others, weren't directed to the doctor jokes. Also, what you find 'fun and goofy,' I find odd, and frankly irritating. You don't appreciate my dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and I don't appreciate your 'fun, goofy bay slang.' Don't see what I'm missing, nor do I see how I need to calm down (as we are reacting to the same situation).





Pseudo-world? May I ask what makes your reality more tangible than my own? I've always found it so ironically hilarious that die hard Nor Cal people view themselves as liberal, educated, correct, and open minded, but I've always found them to be the most judgmental and clique-esque group. Example, 'My world is real whereas yours is a pseudo existence, consumed with the now, then and later.' So let me get this straight ... your ideals are clearly correct, and because I don't express them, I'm to be judged and looked down upon, and you'd only want to associate with those of this caliber? Hmm, seems a bit hypocritical to me. Seems that a truly open minded person, or one who has been lead to believe that their geographical location makes them superiorly open minded, wouldn't pass judgment so harshly? Odd, doesn't seem overtly 'laid back' to me.

Also, thanks for the humanities lesson ... clearly I didn't attend a private high school in San Francisco, ergo - I could use a slice of your vast knowledge.





Yes, my exact wording was, ' northern Californians dress like martians.' My response was to your absurd statement that SD isn't a part of Southern California (and the fact that you fancy yourself important enough to make such claims). Also, you know absolutely nothing about me. Once again, your condescending attitude brings out the true irony of the so-called just Nor Cal mindset. Just for your information, I have lived in various places in the US, and trying to insult Southern California for being consumed by money and movie stars doesn't bother me at all. I'm sure a lot of people feel this way, but I honestly do not take it as insulting whatsoever. I have been quite a few places, I truly enjoy So Cal the best ... so I live here. How much time have you spent outside of Nor Cal? Is it possible that you are affected by the bubble phenomenon, just as you assume I am (once again, I can't express the hypocrisy factor enough).



Ahh stop, your superior vocabulary is hurting my simple southern California brain. I'm going to have to stop reading this, get in my BMW and boink Misha Barton to ease the pounding headache. Honestly, you are trying to flaunt intelligence in a pre med forum?? Really??

Yes. Are you? It seems like that wit is much better suited for philosophy or some other intellectual field. Or home depot, I hear they cater exclusively to tools.



You liked LA huh? Not too superficial and shallow for your stunner shades and popped collar? THE IRONY IS MURDERING ME. Lastly ... no one loved you, you didn't sweep anyone (besides maybe UCLA girls) off their feet with your hardy philosophy debates and cunning usage of General Ed humanities knowledge.

I'm probably going to get this thread closed, and I apologize to anyone who was offended by my rant. If anyone wants to see a visual representation of my anger, watch the South Park episode where Kyle's family moves to San Francisco to live amongst the intellectual elite. The episode mocks their distorted attitude towards others and their love of themselves (via the smell of their own farts). End Rant.


*PS: I've made my argument regarding this issue and will not post or respond to any comments made in this thread.

Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=higaObuQajw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[fabu1ous]

Uh, could care less about the above... unless there was something important I missed after my skimming and snoozing . Please hold while I google a joke...


Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man."

The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy says, "I would like to hear them say LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!"

-Robert Young
http://www.phoenix5.org/humor/HumorRVYjokes.html

 

[bcat85]

i imagine it will look something like this.....Nor cal is in red of course.

around 1:45 they regroup and fight again. or its another camera shot, or something like that. either way, its epic.

[youtube]Jf3tg2D65ZQ[/youtube]

That is awesome

 

[scdocusc]

I thought this joke might be appropriate for this thread.


A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.

The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, then another, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.

The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!! The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.

A while later, not wanted to be outdone, the Californian pulled out a bottle of champagne, took a few sips, threw the half full champagne bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.

The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.

The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?"

The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."

 

[BeachBlondie]

Actually, this is what I expect the norcal vs. socal battle to look like:

[youtube]j_ekugPKqFw[/youtube]

I must say, it's the best video ever.

"Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait....hang on....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[OCHO]

I must say, it's the best video ever.

"Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait....hang on....

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you freakin kidding me. People actually do this? What the @#%$^! I am going to make sure my kids get some time to play outside and not live in fantasy land. WOW!

 

[BeachBlondie]

Are you freakin kidding me. People actually do this? What the @#%$^! I am going to make sure my kids get some time to play outside and not live in fantasy land. WOW!

I know, right? I was deciding whether or not it was some perverse, real version of Dungeons and Dragons. I just cannot get over the guy throwing small darts and saying, "Lightning bolt!" So intimidating.

...They NEVER got picked on in school, I'll wager. Everyone feared the wrath!

 

[RySerr21]

Are you freakin kidding me. People actually do this? What the @#%$^! I am going to make sure my kids get some time to play outside and not live in fantasy land. WOW!

you've never seen heard of that befoe? it gets INTENSE.....its called larping, or L.A.R.P. (live action role playing). its hardcore man. you can wikipedia "larping" and youll find a huge article about it. you can also youtube "larping" and entertain yourself for hours. they dress up and fight each other in forests and **** like that. weiiiiiirdos.

this video isnt even in engish, but it doesnt matter. you can still watch in disbelief.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=4l16Mx_bnj4&feature=related[/youtube]

 

[OCHO]

I just told a few of my friends about this Larping thing, and they were not surprised. One of them is in the Navy and she said that two guys were kicked out of Nuclear Power School for having a light saber duel in full costume in the yard outside of the barracks. OMG, how did this fight start, "Shampoo is better...No, conditioner is better...WTH? I can not fathom two guys fighting over who has the better light saber, actually fighting not play fighting with their fake swords! What is this world coming to? OMG...I am going to sit here stunned for the rest of the weekend. Marinating on the after surgery drugs and the mental imagery that this LARPING is provoking. WOW, man

 

[BeachBlondie]

you've never seen heard of that befoe? it gets INTENSE.....its called larping, or L.A.R.P. (live action role playing). its hardcore man. you can wikipedia "larping" and youll find a huge article about it. you can also youtube "larping" and entertain yourself for hours. they dress up and fight each other in forests and **** like that. weiiiiiirdos.

this video isnt even in engish, but it doesnt matter. you can still watch in disbelief.

[youtube]4l16Mx_bnj4[/youtube]

Oh, sweet heavens!!!!

This is entirely amazing. I don't care what you guys say, I think I'd want to do it, just once. I'd totally be the only mythical creature with the power to harness a semi-automatic.

LET'S ALL GO LARPING!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Thantis]

Ah don't pick on some of them. Some are wierdos and others are out there just to hang around do something fun as a group (some are a decent bunch).

Oh lord, that actually reminded me of something freaky in Athens, GA at UGA (don't know if any of the alums and current students have seen this). On the UGA campus is a hosted event of a Vampire LARP and stuff. Even to some of the "normal" LARPers, these vamp guys were as loony as they come (needless to say a tendency to bite). They went crazy one time massing near Memorial Hall.

As to BeachBlondie, he is not throwing darts, and instead pelting bags filled with sand. They are supposed to be the physical representation of "magic spells."

This one was the one I was invited to about 8-9 years ago, but never went: SOLAR: Southern Organization for Live Action Re-enactments

 

[Thantis]

Oh, sweet heavens!!!!

This is entirely amazing. I don't care what you guys say, I think I'd want to do it, just once. I'd totally be the only mythical creature with the power to harness a semi-automatic.

LET'S ALL GO LARPING!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A World of Warcraft LARP....that is just pure insulting to all LARPing I would say. Wow....just pure wow.

And thus we must go as the SDN army....as ninja doctors (pirate-ninja doctors are just too powerful for this context ).

 

[One Old Man]

Of some good ol' Southern Humor...

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?”

P.S. - The word Pop is the only correct usage; Coke is acceptable. And for any of you bohunks using the word sneakers, the word is "tennis shoes." 😱

 

[OCHO]

Of some good ol' Southern Humor...

And for any of you bohunks using the word sneakers, the word is "tennis shoes." 😱

They are not called "Go Fasters"?

hehehe

 

[TexasTriathlete]

you've never seen heard of that befoe? it gets INTENSE.....its called larping, or L.A.R.P. (live action role playing). its hardcore man. you can wikipedia "larping" and youll find a huge article about it. you can also youtube "larping" and entertain yourself for hours. they dress up and fight each other in forests and **** like that. weiiiiiirdos.

this video isnt even in engish, but it doesnt matter. you can still watch in disbelief.

[youtube]4l16Mx_bnj4[/youtube]

Azeroth is some pretty hard core ****. Its almost like exercise. I wonder how those people are received by the mainstream pre-sociopath community, who just does this with dice and weed, from their parents' basements.

Wait, is azeroth a type of larping? Or is... I don't even know what the **** I'm asking.

Oh, sweet heavens!!!!

This is entirely amazing. I don't care what you guys say, I think I'd want to do it, just once. I'd totally be the only mythical creature with the power to harness a semi-automatic.

LET'S ALL GO LARPING!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you come to GA-PCOM, we can start a larping club, or some such ****. That would be awesome to put on your residency application.

A girl I sometimes ride with (and work with) is an ER doc, and she was telling me the other day that any number of things can get you a residency interview. She said that at one of her interviews, they started talking about triathlons right off the bat, and didn't talk about anything medical-related until the very end.

I'm sure that residency program directors everywhere are hard core larpers. We should take advantage of this fad while its still popular.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

Larp is probably my new favorite word. A couple possible uses:

"I just got done larping your mom"

"Hey baby, what say we go somewhere and larp?"

 

[TexasTriathlete]

New signature line.

 

[OCHO]

New signature line.

hahahaha 😆😆

 

[Thantis]

If you come to GA-PCOM, we can start a larping club, or some such ****. That would be awesome to put on your residency application.

Man, I hope there isn't an inkling of truth in that statement.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

I can't wait until I get to do my first larproscopic procedure in the OR.


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[TexasTriathlete]

These people are *******s.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8VMNymEPA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Thantis]

Holy crap...they actually made a Beholder for the 2nd part. Those guys are really into it from the looks of that video.

 

[OCHO]

Holy crap...they actually made a Beholder for the 2nd part. Those guys are really into it from the looks of that video.

Thantis How do you know so much? Just curious here, not implying anything, honest. Just curious is all 😀

 

[Thantis]

In high school I hung around with alot of group types (never completely focused and part of one group) and also was an avid PC gamer. I never did the whole Dungeons and Dragons tabletop shtick, but one of the groups that I hung around with did alot of the tabletop and larping stuff. I was thinking about doing the larp thing, primarily because I was interested in making armor and bladesmithing (making my forge soon) [$$cha-ching$$]. It all sort of fits with my renaissance man attitude towards life...I like to know alot about many sorts of things in life and become adept in them. Good way of staving off Alzheimer's also, but that is a side benefit. Life is short, so one must experience as much as they can. Its best to get a measure of fulfillment from every precious moment and savor it.

 

[slim78]

I've been thinking about what I would want to wear should I ever decide to go LARPing. I've decided it would look something like this:

That would be awesome.

 

[TexasTriathlete]

If I were ever to larp, I think I'd **** everyone's **** up.


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[OCHO]

I've been thinking about what I would want to wear should I ever decide to go LARPing. I've decided it would look something like this:

That would be awesome.

Slim I dont see anything up there...are you planning on going invisible?

 

[slim78]

Slim I dont see anything up there...are you planning on going invisible?

Fixed.

Hopefully.

 

[OCHO]

Dude what are you doing taking pictures of me right before my bed time and then making cartoon charactures of it? UGH! I am so thoroughly offended...hahaha

Just teasing, nice choice.

 

[BeachBlondie]

I've been thinking about what I would want to wear should I ever decide to go LARPing. I've decided it would look something like this:

That would be awesome.

Holy hell....

HE MAN?????????

I just want to clarify that He-Man is the best...errr....superhero E-VER.

 

[Thantis]

Here is a good one and a video to go alongside of it:

Video:

[GVIDEO]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3261002880075387210&q=triumph+star+wars&ei=wn1QSJ_GOpD6jQLoidG9DA[/GVIDEO]

 

[psy]

Here's a doctor joke:

Patient's Husband: "Doctor! Doctor! You have to see my wife right away! I think she has appendicitis!"

Doctor: "That's impossible! Your wife had her appendix out last year. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?"

Patient's Husband: "Have you ever seen anybody with a second wife?"

 

[OCHO]

Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds "59." He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?" Tom responds, "Wednesday." He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?" "NINE" replies John. "That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?" "It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"

WELCOME TO THE WACKY WORLD OF PRE-OSTEO!

 

[TexasTriathlete]

A gay buddy of mine told me that he thinks he's gay because he watched he-man all the time when he was a kid. I'm not sure if he's serious or not.

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[psy]

Here's another joke from a book of jokes I have:

An exhausted-looking guy dragged himself into the doc's office.
Guy: "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep!"

Doctor: " I have good news for you." *Rummages through his new samples of drugs* "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your troubles will be over."

Guy: "Anything, doc. I'll give it a shot."

A few weeks later the guy returned, looking worse than ever.

Guy: "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

Doctor: "I don't understand how that could be. Those are the strongest pills in the market!"

Guy: "That may be true, but I'm up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hell getting him to swallow the pill!"

 

[BeachBlondie]

A gay buddy of mine told me that he thinks he's gay because he watched he-man all the time when he was a kid. I'm not sure if he's serious or not.

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You know, I'd be willing to believe that claim...if only for the fact that watching a ripped, blonde man prance about in a barely-there loin cloth solidified my straightness.

 

[OCHO]

You know, I'd be willing to believe that claim...if only for the fact that watching a ripped, blonde man prance about in a barely-there loin cloth solidified my straightness.

ME TOO, because there was always SHE-RA!

 

[fromjersey]

What is the difference between God and a surgeon? God doesn't think he's a surgeon.


That's the best one I've got. Guess I'll stick to blatant sarcasm until I work more on my one liners.

The hospital cafeteria was particular busy at noontime with fifty people waiting. A blur, that could barely be identified as someone in scrubs wearing a mask, passes by the line. Several people are bumped as the rude, obnoxious individual pushes to the front of the line, grabs a tray, and bolts away with lunch. "Who was that?" asked a nurse near the front to the lady at the cash register. "Oh," she said, "THAT was God. He thinks that he is a surgeon."

 

[TexasTriathlete]

Look what someone did...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmvFK02jY8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[BeachBlondie]

Look what someone did...

[youtube]lpmvFK02jY8[/youtube]

HAHAHAHAHA The quote by Sun Tsu? Love it.

It actually seems somewhat legit now. I'm almost sad that I can't see the paper lightning bolts. Cracks me up everytime, though.

"Lightning bolt!" I'm upset that's your new signature, because I would have claimed it. I'll totally Nancy Carrigan your ass.