Which doctor specialties are the specialties that are respected by everyone?
I think they are 1) neurosurgery and 2) cardiothoracic surgery.
I think they are 1) neurosurgery and 2) cardiothoracic surgery.
NipponMD said:Which doctor specialties are the specialties that are respected by everyone?
I think they are 1) neurosurgery and 2) cardiothoracic surgery.
Chinorean said:Eh? I think all specialties get respect. Even fields like dermatology and plastic surgery that are linked to cosmetic surgery treat serious problems and require great skill.
NipponMD said:...This respect translates into salary. Brain surgeons and cardiothoracic surgeons make more money than any other specialty...
toofache32 said:Salary has nothing to do with "respect." Where did you get this idea? And cardiothoracic surgery is there for the taking...the fellowships are supposedly having trouble filling all their spots.
toofache32 said:Salary has nothing to do with "respect." Where did you get this idea? And cardiothoracic surgery is there for the taking...the fellowships are supposedly having trouble filling all their spots.
There is even a phrase in English, "It's not brain surgery."
CTSballer11 said:That is very true, but the general public probably has no idea what a fellowship is.
NipponMD said:... In recent years, doctors are becoming less respected in America...
The most respected doctors are those that work in rural, severely underserved areas. This includes both GPs and specialists.NipponMD said:Which doctor specialties are the specialties that are respected by everyone?
I think they are 1) neurosurgery and 2) cardiothoracic surgery.
zenman said:I have the most respect for the person who can practice when the power goes out.
Internationally known neurosurgeon on trip in Peruvian jungle talking with Shaman:
Neurosurgeon: And what do you do?
Shaman: Well doctor, I have my flock of Lamas and I raise a little bit of corn and I do a little bit of healing. What do you do, doctor?
Neurosurgeon: I will cut open a mans head and saw through the bone and pull out a tumor the size of a walnut, and throw it away and then sew their head back up and that man will live. Can you do that?
Shaman: No doctor, I cant do that.
Neurosurgeon: Well, what do you do then?
Shaman: Well doctor, if someone dies and its not their time yet, I can follow their soul through the first, the second and the third level of the spirit world and right before they arrive back home I can catch it the way one catches a butterfly and bring it back and blow it back into them and they will live. Can you do that?
zenman said:I have the most respect for the person who can practice when the power goes out.
Internationally known neurosurgeon on trip in Peruvian jungle talking with Shaman:
Neurosurgeon: And what do you do?
Shaman: Well doctor, I have my flock of Lamas and I raise a little bit of corn and I do a little bit of healing. What do you do, doctor?
Neurosurgeon: I will cut open a mans head and saw through the bone and pull out a tumor the size of a walnut, and throw it away and then sew their head back up and that man will live. Can you do that?
Shaman: No doctor, I cant do that.
Neurosurgeon: Well, what do you do then?
Shaman: Well doctor, if someone dies and its not their time yet, I can follow their soul through the first, the second and the third level of the spirit world and right before they arrive back home I can catch it the way one catches a butterfly and bring it back and blow it back into them and they will live. Can you do that?
Panda Bear said:The Shaman is an idiot.
zenman said:Are you aware of the number of physicians, psychologists, other healthcare professionals that are studying with shamans?
Margaritaville said:Can't say I blame them...it's smooth and enjoyable!
zenman said:Are you aware of the number of physicians, psychologists, other healthcare professionals that are studying with shamans?
Panda Bear said:They're idiots too.
Come on, Zenman. You can't be serious. I know that it is fashionable to denigrate the modern world while holding up primative cultures as some kind of ideal but this outlook is silly.
The neurosurgeon does actually remove tumors that compress the brain saving the patient's life either in the short term (as in a glioblastoma that will recur) or in the long term (when he removes non-malignant tumors).
The Shaman can delve into the spirit world and make friends with Brother Wolf and Sister Moon until the buffalo come strolling home with absolutely no effect, unless of course it is a placebo effect which is not that effective for surgical problems.
Hey. The aboriginal people of the world have practically nothing to teach us about anything. It is only in the self-loathing western world where somebody aspiring towards a career in medicine would take advice from a guy smeared in Wallabee droppings.
I bet if I brought a Christian faith-healer or snake handler into the PICU you'd roll your eyes and call me an idiot. What's the difference?
zenman said:I have the most respect for the person who can practice when the power goes out.
Internationally known neurosurgeon on trip in Peruvian jungle talking with Shaman:
Neurosurgeon: And what do you do?
Shaman: Well doctor, I have my flock of Lamas and I raise a little bit of corn and I do a little bit of healing. What do you do, doctor?
Neurosurgeon: I will cut open a mans head and saw through the bone and pull out a tumor the size of a walnut, and throw it away and then sew their head back up and that man will live. Can you do that?
Shaman: No doctor, I cant do that.
Neurosurgeon: Well, what do you do then?
Shaman: Well doctor, if someone dies and its not their time yet, I can follow their soul through the first, the second and the third level of the spirit world and right before they arrive back home I can catch it the way one catches a butterfly and bring it back and blow it back into them and they will live. Can you do that?
footcramp said:shamans are useful in places where your neighbors are still using leaves to wipe stool off their bottom, walk barefoot, and drink water from a dirty pond. they have no place in the civilized world.
Zenman is absolutely correct. They have no place in the uncivilized world either.zenman said:
You just have a lack of knowledge on how the mind-body works.
San_Juan_Sun said:Zenman is absolutely correct. They have no place in the uncivilized world either.
Perhaps someone's sarcasm detector needs a tune-up. No worries though.zenman said:Lack of reading comprehension here.
San_Juan_Sun said:Perhaps someone's sarcasm detector needs a tune-up. No worries though.
Great to see that one of my future colleagues is so objective in his treatment of different patient populations and cultures. Do I believe shamanism works? Absolutely not but that does not make someone who does believe in it an idiot. Geez.Panda Bear said:The Shaman is an idiot.
JHU1984 said:Great to see that one of my future colleagues is so objective in his treatment of different patient populations and cultures. Do I believe shamanism works? Absolutely not but that does not make someone who does believe in it an idiot. Geez.
Don't you know that all non western ideas are fundamentally and morally superior to those of the decadent first world? Jeez, it's almost like we never even had the SDS movement of the 60s. You need to open you mind, broaden your horizons, light up some patchouli incense and become one with something or other. Otherwise you'll never appreciate multicultural gems such as clitorectomy, foot binding, coining, cupping, human sacrifice, cannibalism and so on.Panda Bear said:Let me rephrase it: People who believe that some guy shaking a goat bladder or "the bones" over a patient is going to do anything are idiots. The Shaman, as a product of his culture, doesn't know any better. You, however do and presumably we have gotten beyond the belief that evil spirits cause disease.
How's that?
Besides, I don't make a fetish out of being open-minded. Some cultural practices are ridiculous. Certainly I will never interfere with anybody's cultural traditions because, and this might be my libertarian streak, I just don't care. On the other hand I'm not going suck-up to every half-baked politically correct fad just because it originates from somewhere other than the West. There's a reason people live in jungles with lizard bones in their noses.
Think about it.
P. Bear, MD
Emergency Medicine Resident
No, I Will Not Prescribe Tiger Penis
QuikClot said:All cultures have their good points and their bad points, and cultural pratices should not be thought to be above criticism because they originate in a non-Western society. But when you say "This is why they are in the jungle," you are really crossing the line into something else.
David Mamet once said we should not judge cultures according to the magnitude of the crimes they have been powerless to commit. I agree with that. Equally, we should not delude ourselves that the West got to where it is because it has fewer irrational customs. Better-armed and better-financed does not equal better culture.
NipponMD said:Which doctor specialties are the specialties that are respected by everyone?
I think they are 1) neurosurgery and 2) cardiothoracic surgery.
well duh, that's because animals don't have souls like we do. lucky for us we were created to be awesome like god and got souls to cure us when sweet nothings are whispered in our ear (which is the soul's connection to the outside world)Panda Bear said:Hey, here's a thought: Are there any shaman in veterinary medicine? Probably not. Animals don't respond to placebos.
Panda Bear said:Look, if you need a heart transplant of hemodialysis, something which I'll admit most people living in jungles with lizard bones in their noses don't need because they die by the age of thirty, feel free to have yer' friendly neighborhood shaman stop on by and appease the River Otter Spirit or Uhatec, the Pancreas Demon. If that's yer' cultural tradition than have at it. I will stand respectfully and look on with great interest at his ritual.
On the other hand, I'd like to see one of Zenman's shamans treat someone for septic shock. maybe the patient could have a living will or something which gives some guy in a loin-cloth first crack at him. We'll just stand around with our useless Western IV fluids and our totally ineffective First-world vasopressors and say, "Have at it, chief."
That's what I think is so bogus about all of you politically correct apologists for primitive cultures. First, you wouldn't be caught dead allowing anybody to practice that **** on you or your family. Second, many of you have never seen really sick people and can't differentiate a soft complaint like vague back pain which might respond to the placebo effect induced by waving some bloody chicken feathers from something real like...oh...let's say meningitis.
Hey, here's a thought: Are there any shaman in veterinary medicine? Probably not. Animals don't respond to placebos.
Besides, the odds of any of you encountering someone born into the tradition of shamanism is very remote. What you will encounter are FAS's (Fake Ass Shamans) like Zenman with some sort of political axe which they grind by pretending to reject Western culture.
I loathe few things more than people who are unwilling to accept empirical data (e.g. creationists who do not believe in the "theory" of evolution or people who wear a copper bracelet to cure their diabetes). You, however, want to throw out derogatory names to people who do not have the same access to education that you and I have. I have read many of your posts and understand that you are jaded by your experience at duke fp, but that does not mean that compassion, empathy and understanding are not important tools...even for tools.Panda Bear said:People who believe that some guy shaking a goat bladder or "the bones" over a patient is going to do anything are idiots.
Panda Bear said:Look, if you need a heart transplant of hemodialysis, something which I'll admit most people living in jungles with lizard bones in their noses don't need because they die by the age of thirty, feel free to have yer' friendly neighborhood shaman stop on by and appease the River Otter Spirit or Uhatec, the Pancreas Demon. If that's yer' cultural tradition than have at it. I will stand respectfully and look on with great interest at his ritual.
On the other hand, I'd like to see one of Zenman's shamans treat someone for septic shock. maybe the patient could have a living will or something which gives some guy in a loin-cloth first crack at him. We'll just stand around with our useless Western IV fluids and our totally ineffective First-world vasopressors and say, "Have at it, chief."
That's what I think is so bogus about all of you politically correct apologists for primitive cultures. First, you wouldn't be caught dead allowing anybody to practice that **** on you or your family. Second, many of you have never seen really sick people and can't differentiate a soft complaint like vague back pain which might respond to the placebo effect induced by waving some bloody chicken feathers from something real like...oh...let's say meningitis.
Hey, here's a thought: Are there any shaman in veterinary medicine? Probably not. Animals don't respond to placebos.
Besides, the odds of any of you encountering someone born into the tradition of shamanism is very remote. What you will encounter are FAS's (Fake Ass Shamans) like Zenman with some sort of political axe which they grind by pretending to reject Western culture.
JHU1984 said:I loathe few things more than people who are unwilling to accept empirical data (e.g. creationists who do not believe in the "theory" of evolution or people who wear a copper bracelet to cure their diabetes). You, however, want to throw out derogatory names to people who do not have the same access to education that you and I have. I have read many of your posts and understand that you are jaded by your experience at duke fp, but that does not mean that compassion, empathy and understanding are not important tools...even for tools.
denying that social context has anything to do with one's beliefs (or health for that matter)...that's just idiotic
a wise man told me not to argue with fools, because from a distance you can't tell who is who...you can have the last word.
(5000+ posts: those that talk the most have the least to say)
Panda Bear said:Look, if you need a heart transplant of hemodialysis, something which I'll admit most people living in jungles with lizard bones in their noses don't need because they die by the age of thirty,
That's what I think is so bogus about all of you politically correct apologists for primitive cultures. First, you wouldn't be caught dead allowing anybody to practice that **** on you or your family. Second, many of you have never seen really sick people and can't differentiate a soft complaint like vague back pain which might respond to the placebo effect induced by waving some bloody chicken feathers from something real like...oh...let's say meningitis.
ForbiddenComma said:But on the other hand, I don't think your shaman society can do much for a gastric carcinoma...
zenman said:But...sometimes...it has. But the focus is more on healing vs curing. You may still die but won't go out screaming and kicking.
QuikClot said:...Can you really be so stupid that you think the placebo effect is a function of how "serious" an illness is?
Vox Animo said:I once saw a shaman shake a baby. That goes against every poster i've ever read.