I wish that it was Harvard. Although, I have no personal knowledge of the quality of cleavage at Harvard, alas. Others on this forum are more qualified than me to comment about this. Whether the cleavage at Harvard or Yale is better, I am not qualified to comment. And William F. Buckley is dead. I suppose it could be resolved by the equivalent of the Harvard-Yale football game, I would certainly show up and tailgate before the competition. And cheer the winner with great bravado.
As memory serves me, and I hope that it serves me well, it was a med school in the mid-Atlantic region, quite respectable. It was shocking to the Dean and quite shocking to many others as well. The father of the poor unfortunate drunk was quite concerned about the future of his besotted son.
Is he a third year med student now, hoping for a competitive residency next year. Or just sitting in a low rent bar, sipping on a beer, and writing bad poetry. True story, but the stuff of legends, like Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horseman.