I am. And it is dubious, but I thought I'd see if I could get something a bit more interesting started for conversation than what the OP started (which was a pretty sh*tty topic of conversation).
That said, there is some debate as to whether religion is adaptive because it increases a person's sense of purpose and hope. In essence, the argument goes that as human beings became for intelligent, we became aware of our own mortality. As a result, those who had nothing to hope/live for became less inclined to reproduce and/or be productive and died off (see the
VHEMT website for a modern-day version of this sort of thinking -- their group will, naturally, not be particularly self-sustaining....). This left us with people who have a propensity for spirituality. Which is, essentially, to say that atheism is, by its nature, MALadaptive.
While there probably is
some degree of veracity to this theory, I tend to think it's BS. Nevertheless, MUCH more interesting than what the OP is obsessed with.
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