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Similar in line to the ridiculous Surgery consult thread and the LP thread.
This is a thread for all your ridiculous ED referrals sent in from Urgent Cares, PMD offices, or other EDs.
Urgent care Referral: bloody tears, to ED emergently
20 Y F Patient with obvious conjunctivitis.
"Yeah, when I wiped, the tears was little pink. They likely basically pushed me out the door to come here."
Dx: conjunctivities. DC'd
Referral from a rheumatology office. Transfer note: "Symptomatic hypercalcemia. Patient altered. Spoke with endocrinologist."
50 yo f Patient is alert, oriented, completely normal. Only complaint is chronic joint pain. Calcium level is mildly elevated, identical to calcium level for the last year.
Pt: "I'm not confused. I drove here. I just said my memory was not so great anymore."
I called the rheumatology office regarding their emergent concern. Reached a MD who is on call, who reviewed chart. The PA that saw the patient is obviousy no longer there. Rheum says "Not sure why he sent patient to ED. Usually we would just refer to ENT for an nonemergent parathyroid evaluation."
I called the endocrinologist that the PA supposedly spoke to. That one obvious not available anymore. I tell the covering endocrinologist that I see no reason for patient to be here, and needs no emegent treatment. He obviously agrees, has no explanation for why patient is here.
patient DC'd
Urgent care referral: rule out DVT
50 Y M was on treatmill on incline when he felt sudden pain in his calf after pushing up. It hurts to touch the calf and with plantarflexion, but he is still ambulatory and no obvious achillies rupture. This injury happens 20 minutes prior to visit.
Transfer note: "calf is tender, to ED to r/o DVT"
I explain to patient that the doctor sent him to a FSED without duplex available, additionaly he does not need a DVT as it makes absolutely no sense. he was happy with that.
I look up urgent care doctor, he is ABEM boarded.
Family medicine referral: GI Bleed with iron deficiency
40 Y M without risk factors with BRBPR. Was seen in ED a week ago and was discharged. PMD repeated labs + iron. Hgb was normal, but the Iron level was low. Sent emergently to ED.
Family medicine referral. Transfer note: "phimosis, spoke to urologist, recommended ED evaluation for a procedure."
Patient had shingles to S3 dermatome for buttock and scrotum, was seen in ED a week ago and discharged with valtrex. At PMD office with evaluated, and phimosis was noted. They called a urologist and then sent patient to ED.
Patient has a phimosis. He is urinating fine, no necrosis or other complications. The shingles rash is improved.
"I don't think you need a circumcusion, I'm not sure why a urologist would send you in, and I doubt they would do any procedure on an area with a shingles infection."
"Well, I don't want a circumcision."
I call Urologist to ask him wtf this guy is here. Obviously someone else is on call now. "Hey, urolgoist, this guy was send in phimosis. He doesn't need a circumcision and he doesn't want one, but your partner sent him in for a "procedure". He reviews chart and doesn't know why patient is here, recommended outpatient f/u.
Apologize to patient and DC.
Urgent care referral. Chest nodule, needs CT.
60 Y M with cough. CXR done, interpreted by Urgent Care provider as a right sided nodule, needs emergent CT to r/o mass.
I reviewed CXR. Radiology interpretation: circular nodule visible only on AP view, not visible on lateral view.
It looks nipple size and shape. I look at patient and yes that is where his nipple is.
Explain that CTs are not needed emergently for lung nodules, and also his nodule is likely his nipple.
Too many useless covid-19 referrals for anything specific. Just a big blur of "Too sick for urgent care, need higher level of care", "Feeling short of breath" with normal vitals, "Not getting better, needs PE workup".
Too many useless HTN referrals for anything specific and there's an individual thread for it.
I'm sure we have plenty of this to fill up several pages.
This is a thread for all your ridiculous ED referrals sent in from Urgent Cares, PMD offices, or other EDs.
Urgent care Referral: bloody tears, to ED emergently
20 Y F Patient with obvious conjunctivitis.
"Yeah, when I wiped, the tears was little pink. They likely basically pushed me out the door to come here."
Dx: conjunctivities. DC'd
Referral from a rheumatology office. Transfer note: "Symptomatic hypercalcemia. Patient altered. Spoke with endocrinologist."
50 yo f Patient is alert, oriented, completely normal. Only complaint is chronic joint pain. Calcium level is mildly elevated, identical to calcium level for the last year.
Pt: "I'm not confused. I drove here. I just said my memory was not so great anymore."
I called the rheumatology office regarding their emergent concern. Reached a MD who is on call, who reviewed chart. The PA that saw the patient is obviousy no longer there. Rheum says "Not sure why he sent patient to ED. Usually we would just refer to ENT for an nonemergent parathyroid evaluation."
I called the endocrinologist that the PA supposedly spoke to. That one obvious not available anymore. I tell the covering endocrinologist that I see no reason for patient to be here, and needs no emegent treatment. He obviously agrees, has no explanation for why patient is here.
patient DC'd
Urgent care referral: rule out DVT
50 Y M was on treatmill on incline when he felt sudden pain in his calf after pushing up. It hurts to touch the calf and with plantarflexion, but he is still ambulatory and no obvious achillies rupture. This injury happens 20 minutes prior to visit.
Transfer note: "calf is tender, to ED to r/o DVT"
I explain to patient that the doctor sent him to a FSED without duplex available, additionaly he does not need a DVT as it makes absolutely no sense. he was happy with that.
I look up urgent care doctor, he is ABEM boarded.
Family medicine referral: GI Bleed with iron deficiency
40 Y M without risk factors with BRBPR. Was seen in ED a week ago and was discharged. PMD repeated labs + iron. Hgb was normal, but the Iron level was low. Sent emergently to ED.
Family medicine referral. Transfer note: "phimosis, spoke to urologist, recommended ED evaluation for a procedure."
Patient had shingles to S3 dermatome for buttock and scrotum, was seen in ED a week ago and discharged with valtrex. At PMD office with evaluated, and phimosis was noted. They called a urologist and then sent patient to ED.
Patient has a phimosis. He is urinating fine, no necrosis or other complications. The shingles rash is improved.
"I don't think you need a circumcusion, I'm not sure why a urologist would send you in, and I doubt they would do any procedure on an area with a shingles infection."
"Well, I don't want a circumcision."
I call Urologist to ask him wtf this guy is here. Obviously someone else is on call now. "Hey, urolgoist, this guy was send in phimosis. He doesn't need a circumcision and he doesn't want one, but your partner sent him in for a "procedure". He reviews chart and doesn't know why patient is here, recommended outpatient f/u.
Apologize to patient and DC.
Urgent care referral. Chest nodule, needs CT.
60 Y M with cough. CXR done, interpreted by Urgent Care provider as a right sided nodule, needs emergent CT to r/o mass.
I reviewed CXR. Radiology interpretation: circular nodule visible only on AP view, not visible on lateral view.
It looks nipple size and shape. I look at patient and yes that is where his nipple is.
Explain that CTs are not needed emergently for lung nodules, and also his nodule is likely his nipple.
Too many useless covid-19 referrals for anything specific. Just a big blur of "Too sick for urgent care, need higher level of care", "Feeling short of breath" with normal vitals, "Not getting better, needs PE workup".
Too many useless HTN referrals for anything specific and there's an individual thread for it.
I'm sure we have plenty of this to fill up several pages.