Talk about low volumes.....
My shift in the ER yesterday (Sunday). I usually see about 20-25 on this shift. Yesterday I saw
1. 27 yo G7P4 19 wks pregnant with nausea and stomach pain, is out of her methadone, wanted Zofran and some methadone
2. 28 yo guy tweaking on methamphetamine, this is his 24th visit in the past 2 weeks (I kid you not)
3. 30 yo F homeless with psych problems, came in with knee pain. Walking basically normally. Her 16th visit in the past 2 weeks (I swear...)
4. some middle aged due with chronic b/l knee pain
5. PD clearance on a pt with BP 190/120
6. young guy with b/l adenopathy and tonsillar exudate for 2 wks, + monospot test
7. 30 yo woman with a painful 5x3 cm abscess in her R armpit.
8. old due to ripped out his trach and G-tube, we replaced it, and now the facility won't take him back.
and I had a signout on a psych patient whose meth wore off...but was now just being a jerk and requiring more olanzapine, Haldol, and Ativan to keep him calm.
Not a single emergency, and the only legitimate use IMO was #7