First Rejection

[Warren P. Cheswick]

just got my first rejection letter from Mayo. It was a dream school. Expected it to come, maybe that's why it wasn't so depressing reading every word in the letter.

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[Scooby Doo]

We all got that

Just light it and use it as a lighter for whatever you may smoke...

Or...just take it and use it as a dartboard

Or...as my friend did...take an axe..and slam it down on top of it...and leave it there for everyone to see!

 

[TwoSteveSquared]

Toilet paper anyone?

 

[Warren P. Cheswick]

Two Squared-

It's a little rough, besides it's only 1-ply. My tender butt prefers 2-ply.

 

[lady in red]

i can send you my indiana and nebraska rejections to make it a 3-ply. I am sure your tender butt can handle that...

 

[Warren P. Cheswick]

All right everyone...

Lady in red came up with an excellent idea. Send me all your rejection letters for my tender butt.

Send all letters to
POB 7916
CS, TX 77844

Yes this is my actual address. I do accept love letters from secret admirers as well. No anthrax please.