I gotta admit, I don't laugh out loud very often from things I read on here (not that things aren't funny, they're just usually more of an internal giggle), but I did at that picture, or at the very least, at the mental image of you actually playing a triangle that big. Red Tide/'Tide is so kick ass.
And Dakota, as discussed earlier, the kazoo is something people at UF would play. However, there is still an opening for the windchime, a second guitarist, that creepy high-pitched children's piano that always makes you think of haunted children marching down corn fields with their arms stretched out (or is this just me?), and a ribbon dancer to accompany caveman's interpretive dancing. And there soon may be an opening for lead vocalist, as Q might be out of our band as soon as she withdraws from UM (if that is indeed the case).