The following scale has been developed in close
cooperation with the UVA psychiatry services. It is
designed to test if you have spent too much time in
medical school and whether you are having adverse side
effects due to prolonged exposure. Score one point for
each statement that applies to you.
1 You have ever said "Netter is god".
2 You can discuss autopsy/ anatomy over a meal
3 You own a 4 color pen
4 -it just isn't enough colors for you
5 You use more than one color to take notes
6 You have use up more than 6 highlighters in the past
6 months
7 you have ever highlighted something YOU wrote
8 you retype handouts given in class
9 you haven't had a date in 3 months
10 you haven't had a date since entering med school
11 you have not been able to remember the normal term
for something because you were thinking of the medical
term (ie reflux for heartburn)
12 You get more sleep in lecture than at home
13 You know the correct spelling for pruritus
14 -you also know what it means
15 You have ever asked a question in class
16 -The prof. didn't understand the question
17 -you didn't believe the answer the prof. gave
18 -you went to look it up to see if they were right
19 You can't hold a conversation on anything other
than med school
20 You skip class to study
21 You've said you didn't do well on a test on which
you beat the mean
22 You spend more than 15 hrs a week on e-mail
23 You have a callous on you finger from writing
24 More than one professor knows you by name
25 When you ask a question, a new professor has said
"Oh, I've heard of you"
26 You can name more amino acids than past presidents
27 You use more than 5 acronyms an hour when talking
28 you actually know what PERRLA stands for
29 You know all the steps of the TCA cycle
30 You do not read PTA as parent teachers association
31 You can remember the muscles in the forearm
32 You know the strucures in the urea cycle
33 You know the dermatome distribution
34 You can't remember what you had for breakfast
35 You can't spell world, much less backwards
36 You've ever been sexually aroused by the breast
shadow on an X-ray
37 You equate "morning stiffness" with Rhematoid
Artheritis
38 You actually know normal values for plasma Na
39 -K
40 Missing class causes you extreme stress
41 You have seriously asked someone "So how does that
make you feel?"
42 You have asked will this be on the exam
43 -Just after the prof. said it wouldn't
44 You identify with Deb on E.R.
45 You have made a medical joke
46 -no one laughed
47 -You figure they just weren't that far in their
studying
48 You wear your stethescope around your neck on the
bus
49 -you don't even know which way the thing goes in
your ears
50 "SOB" means short of breath to you
51 You have gone to student health with suspicion of a
disease you have studied
52 -within 3 days of the lecture
53 You have answered a question in class
54 -asked by the professor
55 -it was a rhetorical question
56 You can quote lines from the movie "Malice"
57 -you believe them
58 You can flip your pen over your thumb
59 -with both hands
60 -you do so throughout class
61 You have corrected a professor in class
62 -the rest of the class didn't understand the
lecture to begin with
63 You know how to claculate specificity
64 -positive predictive value
65 -anion gap
66 -you can't balance your checkbook
67 You don't know what the weather was like for the
past week
68 You don't know what the weather is like right now
69 You actually talk in open ended questions
70 DIC isn't a slang term for the penis in your book
71 You think B-is a bad grade
72 you have stressed about a pass/fail class
73 You study during most of your meals
74 You saw nothing abnormal about the
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
75 You draw all of the slides not already provided in
the handouts
76 -including the cartoons (humourous type)
77 Anatomy makes you hungry
78 You would even consider saying "Ease back on my
finger at your own pace"
79 You know the size of a RBC
80 -you don't know the size of a football field
81 Your eyesight has worsened by 10 pts or more in the
last year
82 You have the library hours memorized
83 Hou have your own seat in the library
84 You score more than 95 on the Epidemiology final
85 You own more than one white coat
86 You have debated between giving up sleep or eating
in order to find more time to study
87 You started studying for boards more than 2 months
in advance
88 You have never received a personal invitation to
discuss your grades with the dean
89 A tie is the only addition necessary to what you
normally wear when you go to see patients
90 You wear scrubs to tests
91 You have made plans to study on a beach during
vacation
92 -you actually did
93 You have a designated seat in lecture
94 -You have ever asked someone to move from "your
seat"
95 You sleep less than 4 hrs a night
96 -you think that is plenty
97-you have thought about cutting back
98 You study more than 35 hrs outsid of class
99 -you think you are a slackard
100 You think everyone answers yes to most of these
questions
Scale
<20 You're not in Med school.Go back to your party and
leave us alone.We have work to do.
20-35 Either Med school is a breeze or you like the
sound of "Senor doctor"
35-45 Gotta love that Primary Care
45-60 Well, I never really thought about MD/Phd, but
now that you mention it?
60-75 Your social life is shot, might as well try to
earn lots of money
75-90 Which surgery subspecialty did you say you
liked?
90+ All hail, great Med School Nerd master.
cooperation with the UVA psychiatry services. It is
designed to test if you have spent too much time in
medical school and whether you are having adverse side
effects due to prolonged exposure. Score one point for
each statement that applies to you.
1 You have ever said "Netter is god".
2 You can discuss autopsy/ anatomy over a meal
3 You own a 4 color pen
4 -it just isn't enough colors for you
5 You use more than one color to take notes
6 You have use up more than 6 highlighters in the past
6 months
7 you have ever highlighted something YOU wrote
8 you retype handouts given in class
9 you haven't had a date in 3 months
10 you haven't had a date since entering med school
11 you have not been able to remember the normal term
for something because you were thinking of the medical
term (ie reflux for heartburn)
12 You get more sleep in lecture than at home
13 You know the correct spelling for pruritus
14 -you also know what it means
15 You have ever asked a question in class
16 -The prof. didn't understand the question
17 -you didn't believe the answer the prof. gave
18 -you went to look it up to see if they were right
19 You can't hold a conversation on anything other
than med school
20 You skip class to study
21 You've said you didn't do well on a test on which
you beat the mean
22 You spend more than 15 hrs a week on e-mail
23 You have a callous on you finger from writing
24 More than one professor knows you by name
25 When you ask a question, a new professor has said
"Oh, I've heard of you"
26 You can name more amino acids than past presidents
27 You use more than 5 acronyms an hour when talking
28 you actually know what PERRLA stands for
29 You know all the steps of the TCA cycle
30 You do not read PTA as parent teachers association
31 You can remember the muscles in the forearm
32 You know the strucures in the urea cycle
33 You know the dermatome distribution
34 You can't remember what you had for breakfast
35 You can't spell world, much less backwards
36 You've ever been sexually aroused by the breast
shadow on an X-ray
37 You equate "morning stiffness" with Rhematoid
Artheritis
38 You actually know normal values for plasma Na
39 -K
40 Missing class causes you extreme stress
41 You have seriously asked someone "So how does that
make you feel?"
42 You have asked will this be on the exam
43 -Just after the prof. said it wouldn't
44 You identify with Deb on E.R.
45 You have made a medical joke
46 -no one laughed
47 -You figure they just weren't that far in their
studying
48 You wear your stethescope around your neck on the
bus
49 -you don't even know which way the thing goes in
your ears
50 "SOB" means short of breath to you
51 You have gone to student health with suspicion of a
disease you have studied
52 -within 3 days of the lecture
53 You have answered a question in class
54 -asked by the professor
55 -it was a rhetorical question
56 You can quote lines from the movie "Malice"
57 -you believe them
58 You can flip your pen over your thumb
59 -with both hands
60 -you do so throughout class
61 You have corrected a professor in class
62 -the rest of the class didn't understand the
lecture to begin with
63 You know how to claculate specificity
64 -positive predictive value
65 -anion gap
66 -you can't balance your checkbook
67 You don't know what the weather was like for the
past week
68 You don't know what the weather is like right now
69 You actually talk in open ended questions
70 DIC isn't a slang term for the penis in your book
71 You think B-is a bad grade
72 you have stressed about a pass/fail class
73 You study during most of your meals
74 You saw nothing abnormal about the
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
75 You draw all of the slides not already provided in
the handouts
76 -including the cartoons (humourous type)
77 Anatomy makes you hungry
78 You would even consider saying "Ease back on my
finger at your own pace"
79 You know the size of a RBC
80 -you don't know the size of a football field
81 Your eyesight has worsened by 10 pts or more in the
last year
82 You have the library hours memorized
83 Hou have your own seat in the library
84 You score more than 95 on the Epidemiology final
85 You own more than one white coat
86 You have debated between giving up sleep or eating
in order to find more time to study
87 You started studying for boards more than 2 months
in advance
88 You have never received a personal invitation to
discuss your grades with the dean
89 A tie is the only addition necessary to what you
normally wear when you go to see patients
90 You wear scrubs to tests
91 You have made plans to study on a beach during
vacation
92 -you actually did
93 You have a designated seat in lecture
94 -You have ever asked someone to move from "your
seat"
95 You sleep less than 4 hrs a night
96 -you think that is plenty
97-you have thought about cutting back
98 You study more than 35 hrs outsid of class
99 -you think you are a slackard
100 You think everyone answers yes to most of these
questions
Scale
<20 You're not in Med school.Go back to your party and
leave us alone.We have work to do.
20-35 Either Med school is a breeze or you like the
sound of "Senor doctor"
35-45 Gotta love that Primary Care
45-60 Well, I never really thought about MD/Phd, but
now that you mention it?
60-75 Your social life is shot, might as well try to
earn lots of money
75-90 Which surgery subspecialty did you say you
liked?
90+ All hail, great Med School Nerd master.
