These gems all came from the same kid over a 2 year acquaintance because we lived in the same apartment complex:
Me: Hey man you're applying to medical school?
"Ya but I'm only applying to MD/PhD programs"
Me: Oh nice, you like research?
"Na man, but when someone asks me what kind of doctor I am, I'm going to say BOTH."
😵
<2 weeks later, as I begin MCAT prep>
Me: Hey man whens your MCAT date?
"Oh, you only signed up for one? I'm taking the January, February, March, April, and May tests then will just use the best one"
Me: Aren't you worried adcoms won't like that?
"No, they don't care. As long as I get a 40 I'm guaranteed admission"
<as we begin the application process>
Me: Hey, hows the app looking? I'm worried I don't have enough community service...
"Dude just do what I did!"
Me: Which is?
"My dad donated 10k to [insert medically related charity here]. I can say I did whatever I want for them and those guys will never say a peep if they get contacted"
<picking schools, in the library>
"Bro do you have a school list yet?"
Me: Ya I've got a few...my state schools, some smaller private schools, the usual.
"I'm applying to 67 schools. Look, I made this excel software over the weekend that predicts your chances of acceptance! (pulls up the
@WedgeDawg system on the computer) I spent hours inputing all this data and writing the code! I applied to every school it told me to."
Me: Thats great man, I think I've seen something like this before online...








