funny responses to "why become a pharmacist"

[dudecoolname]

Just for S&G, what are some funny responses that you use when people ask " why did/do you want to become a pharmacist"?

Ones ive heard so far:

"Well I already sell drugs and I wanted to go legit."

"Well actually im majoring in street pharmacy."

etc...lol

I know you guys have more.

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[phathead]

I tell people I'm going to become a legal drug dealer

 

[Passion4Sci]

I tell people it's the fastest way to six figs and for a life-time supply of Cialis.

 

[phathead]

I tell people it's the fastest way to six figs and for a life-time supply of Cialis.

No muse?

 

[pharm B]

No bodily fluids. This white coat stays CLEAN!

 

[crazybob]

There's one I heard from an admissions guy. One girl came into her interview and said:

"Let's face it. I've been working at Walgreens for four years and I want to be able to drive the same types of cars that the pharmacists and my manager drive."

 

[DocAcclamation]

Because the sound of Dr. Is a automatic turn on to the ladies.

 

[atticus27]

I have a passion for helping stupid old people.

 

[bozeefus]

nvm removed. perhaps too crude lol

 

[joh0472]

I want to become a pharmacist for easy access to the drug of my addiction......VIAGRA.

 

[Snipy]

No bodily fluids duh.

 

[atticus27]

for the GILFs

 

[phathead]

for the GILFs

those 90 year olds had to learn something during the great depression

 

[Marchmagnolia]

those 90 year olds had to learn something during the great depression

lol

 

[jayce00]

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[PharmacyNut]

you can get a legit midnight job as a pharmacist

selling drugs at midnight...it's the real deal minus the violence.

 

[Passion4Sci]

you can get a legit midnight job as a pharmacist

selling drugs at midnight...it's the real deal minus the violence.

Dr. Ersland begs to differ...

 

[PharmacyNut]

Dr. Ersland begs to differ...

Well yeah, if patients come with the accessories and attachments...be ready for the midnight pharmacist!

 

[NaOH]

To meet girls, duh.

There's one I heard from an admissions guy. One girl came into her interview and said:

"Let's face it. I've been working at Walgreens for four years and I want to be able to drive the same types of cars that the pharmacists and my manager drive."

All my pharmacists drive normal cars. Boring, even. Seriously, if all the time and all the debt = driving a 10-year old car that smokes a bit...

 

[297point1]

"Because knowledge is power, and I really want to find out which people in the community have genital herpes."

 

[PharmacyNut]

"Because knowledge is power, and I really want to find out which people in the community have genital herpes."

Awesome!



I ditto that.

 

[danisaur]

"Because knowledge is power, and I really want to find out which people in the community have genital herpes."

hahaha thats a good one!

 

[pharm B]

All my pharmacists drive normal cars. Boring, even. Seriously, if all the time and all the debt = driving a 10-year old car that smokes a bit...

I figure I can get back into tinkering with toys once I'm getting a real salary. If I drive a boring car, it'll at least be home-brew electric. I want to hack a car so bad.

 

[homeslice]

I personally find all the ones about being a legal drug dealer, etc., etc. painfully unfunny.

Atticus has the right idea though.

 

[TXPharmDStudent]

I personally find all the ones about being a legal drug dealer, etc., etc. painfully unfunny.

Atticus has the right idea though.

Agreed, the whole "legal drug dealer" thing is so overplayed.

 

[Danae00]

.

 

[crazybob]

To meet girls, duh.

There are a lot of pretty girls at my school, so you might like it here

All my pharmacists drive normal cars. Boring, even. Seriously, if all the time and all the debt = driving a 10-year old car that smokes a bit...

They could be saving up to buy a nice car later on, or they have to support their kids, and that comes first.

 

[Passion4Sci]

Or they're like me, and they have a daily driver that they put miles on + get parking lot dings on, then they have a car for the weekend that they enjoy.

 

[NaOH]

There are a lot of pretty girls at my school, so you might like it here

Hooray!

I figure I can get back into tinkering with toys once I'm getting a real salary. If I drive a boring car, it'll at least be home-brew electric. I want to hack a car so bad.

True. I've got a couple of rusty old barely-running Pontiacs that I'd love to restore one day.