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I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
 
Js01051 said:
I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
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That sentence hurt my brain.

Also, wasn't there another kid a year ago who had a lab partner who did that? Or he had written his name followed by PM-2 or something on his chemistry lab coat.
 
LuciusVorenus said:
That sentence hurt my brain.

Also, wasn't there another kid a year ago who had a lab partner who did that? Or he had written his name followed by PM-2 or something on his chemistry lab coat.
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Not sure actually. It is crazy that some people are really like that.
 
Js01051 said:
I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
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She sounds hot.
 
I'm going to need an area code on this girl before I make a final conclusion.
 
I want to see a pre-med parody of this:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y[/YOUTUBE]
 
So... when are you guys going out?

Keep us updated as this romance unfolds. Also, dibs on being flower girl at your future wedding.
 
Pre med hysteria to the next level
 
Js01051 said:
I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
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So what happened after?
 
Don't knock the cadaver lab hookup- it's where me and mine first met. The scent of romance, as it turns out, is formaldehyde. True story.

As for that pre-med... Wow. And to think I still feel mildly pretentious handing out my 'Medical Student' business cards. Maybe I should put my board scores on them?
 
/r/thathappened

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Js01051 said:
I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
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Wat
 
JediZero said:
Wow. And to think I still feel mildly pretentious handing out my 'Medical Student' business cards. Maybe I should put my board scores on them?
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Uhm, wow...okay....

:scared::scared::scared::scared:
 
TheWeeIceMan said:
I'm going to need an area code on this girl before I make a final conclusion.
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Js01051 said:
It is 417! But not the meth part of town.
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dbeast said:
So... when are you guys going out?

Keep us updated as this romance unfolds. Also, dibs on being flower girl at your future wedding.
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You can be the flower girl and the DJ. I can only pay you with pennies though.
 
JediZero said:
As for that pre-med... Wow. And to think I still feel mildly pretentious handing out my 'Medical Student' business cards. Maybe I should put my board scores on them?
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do you hand these out at the bar or what? to the cashier at the hospital cafeteria? who exactly cares about or wants a medical student business card?!
 
tiedyeddog said:
do you hand these out at the bar or what? to the cashier at the hospital cafeteria? who exactly cares about or wants a medical student business card?!
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Well I still think a pre-med business card is even worse haha. 🙂
 
Damn, I only put my name, intended GPA, and college on my business cards....now I am going to have to get a whole new stack. Thanks for telling me guys! 😡
 
Nicely done, OP. Hot girl flirts with you and your first thought is to run back to the internet to post about it and make fun of her. 👍

pyrrion89 said:
American Psycho business card scene
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JediZero said:
Don't knock the cadaver lab hookup- it's where me and mine first met. The scent of romance, as it turns out, is formaldehyde. True story.

As for that pre-med... Wow. And to think I still feel mildly pretentious handing out my 'Medical Student' business cards. Maybe I should put my board scores on them?
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Let's see JediZero's card again.
 
Carl Seitan said:
Nicely done, OP. Hot girl flirts with you and your first thought is to run back to the internet to post about it and make fun of her. 👍





Let's see JediZero's card again.
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I cannot help but feel it is necessary to post this pic.
 

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Js01051 said:
I've been studying all day and thought I would take a break to browse SDN and remembered a funny thing that happened yesterday. Me and this girl (which was a pre-med) was helping me dissect our cadaver. We started flirting back and forth. I guess it's a weird place to flirt but that's nerds for you. 🙂 Well when we were done dissecting I asked for her number, and this girl pulled out a stack of business cards. I kid you not, on the business card in big letters on top it said pre-med following her name, cell phone number, work number, home number, major, secondary major, amount of hours she volunteered and job shadowed. Hehe, I just thought it was hilarious and that some of you would get a big kick out of it. This girl was highhhhhhhh on herself!
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LuciusVorenus said:
OP has not yet answered if she was hot. This is very important!

OP plz. 1-10?
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She was actually very pretty. I give her about a 8 out of 10. I think she is going to meet me up at the bar tonight with the fellas. 🙂 I"ll let you guys know how it goes.
 
LuciusVorenus said:
That sentence hurt my brain.

Also, wasn't there another kid a year ago who had a lab partner who did that? Or he had written his name followed by PM-2 or something on his chemistry lab coat.
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I remember that. Organic chemistry lab, dude wears labcoat with embroidered PM-2...😱😱😱😱
 
Js01051 said:
She was actually very pretty. I give her about a 8 out of 10. I think she is going to meet me up at the bar tonight with the fellas. 🙂 I"ll let you guys know how it goes.
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I am inclined to believe that this story is an elaborate humblebrag designed to demonstrate OP's ability to get girls.
 
Js01051 said:
She was actually very pretty. I give her about a 8 out of 10. I think she is going to meet me up at the bar tonight with the fellas. 🙂 I"ll let you guys know how it goes.
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I hope she's on SDN and calls you out for making this thread
 
Carl Seitan said:
Nicely done, OP. Hot girl flirts with you and your first thought is to run back to the internet to post about it and make fun of her. 👍





Let's see JediZero's card again.
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Ok, Romeo. Tell me how is suppose to be done.
 
yehhhboiii said:
judging by anastomoses' opinion of herself, at least 1
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I'm not gonna touch this topic with a 10-feet pole. I have enough feminists coming at me as it is.

PreMedRookie said:
It is not all guys on SDN!
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you missed the key word: hot.

kb11 said:
The girl is not me in my pic but I was scouted by Ford Models in hs.. working now on my breaks with a casting director who did a Lanvin campaign last year . Newly single hit me up guys!
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PreMedRookie said:
No I didn't. Percentage wise though, there has got to be a good amount of good looking females.

Many college females are good looking.
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What percentage of college students are actually premed? Not an overwhelming amount.
Now divide that by two ( males/females )
Now subtract the ones who change their mind or dont apply
Now subtract the ones that dont get in.

Not really left with many.

With regards to SDN, the only real way you could gauge it is 'pics or it didnt happen'
 
kb11 said:
the girl is not me in my pic but i was scouted by ford models in hs.. Working now on my breaks with a casting director who did a lanvin campaign last year . Newly single hit me up guys!
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tiwwop
 
GandalfTheWhite said:
What percentage of college students are actually premed? Not an overwhelming amount.
Now divide that by two ( males/females )
Now subtract the ones who change their mind or dont apply
Now subtract the ones that dont get in.

Not really left with many.

With regards to SDN, the only real way you could gauge it is 'pics or it didnt happen'
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h2F307F6E
 
Worst thread on the Internet.
 
kb11 said:
The girl is not me in my pic but I was scouted by Ford Models in hs.. working now on my breaks with a casting director who did a Lanvin campaign last year . Newly single hit me up guys!
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Post pics to confirm you aren't a sweaty 19-year-old dude with manboobs.

GandalfTheWhite said:
What percentage of college students are actually premed? Not an overwhelming amount.
Now divide that by two ( males/females )
Now subtract the ones who change their mind or dont apply
Now subtract the ones that dont get in.

Not really left with many.

With regards to SDN, the only real way you could gauge it is 'pics or it didnt happen'
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Major lulz at the internet premed with a hard-on for Lord of the Rings poasting about hotties... get at me Gandalf!!

Carl Seitan said:
Not making this thread would've been a start.
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If you scroll up you can clearly see he didn't make it, genius
 
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