Could be time to call the psychic hotline for answers:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are phobic, don't press anything..
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you are anal retentive, please hold..