Dr. Edward F. Goljan - sometimes referred to as The father of USMLE Pathology!
I like to think of it this way, he's not only the ABC of pathology, but also the DEFG of pathology! Dr. Edward F. Goljan! You rock!
Here are a few weird/useless/crazy facts about him:
And believe it or not, these I learnt from his lectures !! (Imagine how much he loves goin astray! But we don't mind it, do we!)
*He was born in Brooklyn.
*He has ADHD! and so does his son, Keith.
*He also has BPH.
*His wife had anorexia nervosa
*He has acanthosis nigracans in his axilla!! (Eeew! Yes he says that!)
*His daughter once had infectious mononucleosis. She stays in Colorado.
*His sister lives on Huntington street, Brooklyn, NY. And she has a typical brooklyn accent.
*His mother-in-law died of multiple myeloma.
*He was posted as medicine resident at Tampa Bay. The very first day he had two patients of cardiorespiratory arrest. And both lived!!
*He's good friends with Dr Stanley Passo (Physiology; reinforces concepts taught by him), Dr. Barbara Hansen (Biochemistry; says she's the best, and yes she actaully is! I luv her too! Heck she deserves a fan club of her own!) & Dr Anthony Trevor (Pharmacology; Of Katzung & Trevor fame! Pulls his leg a lot! Says his british accent is fake! And that when Trevor says he's from England, he means England, Arkansas!)
*When in Italy, he was involved in a faux pas regarding the Italian accent, and his wife called him an idiot and a jerk! And also "kicked his butt"!
*He thinks the British never order for any investigations! All their diagnoses are purely based on physical examination!
*He loves Arnold Schwarzenegger
*He doesn't know what HGPRT stands for!!
*Ran with his friend, Bob, in the Boston Marathon and later when Bob was "peeing" he saw the hemoglobinuria! (Man, this guy!! )
*Favorite phrases: "Stinkin'", "No way in God's green earth!", "I don't know dork!", "Big time", "Think Cheap"
He is half Armenian and half Polish. People call him "Poppy". He graduated from Temple University Medical School in Philly, did his residency at Reading Hospital, PA. He had grade 3 internal hemorrhoid. He believes in miracles because he once had Lou Gehrig disease and was cured. His mother had villous polyps which turned out to be benign. She was also diagnosed with a hydrocephalus. His son Keith, sadly, passed away two years ago (learned from somewhere else).
He also learned how to "let the gas out keeping the moist part in" because he's got Lactose intolerance. He does this 'letting" thing in public places thinking that he is by himself, and then makes fun at the faces women have who happen to be there at that time....
He makes fun at his doctor who does the rectal exam on him. Because he has trained his sphincter muscles so well, so he can keep the finger of the doctor for a long time without letting it go...
He eats the food after dropping it on the floor even the dog was there. He actually tries to get it from the floor faster before dog gets it. And then calls his wife a "giant bug"...
His daughter has had Gestational Diabates as many times as she was pregnant, so she has to watch her sugar from now on, because in the long run if she doesn't it can turn into DM.
He likes Sturbacks coffee.
Also, he has very "nice" way of treating premature babies with insufficient surfactant. Especially those who's was born thru C-section. But the treatment should be done in the room with nobody there...
Knuckle knucke dimple knuckle vs knuckle knuckle dimple dimple...