Haiku: post your fun vet related poetry!

[Neoformans]

Unhappy cats scratch
Bloodthirsty cats aim and bite
Hand cramps from scruffing

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[loo]

White latex gloves on
Expressing anal glands now
Oh the smell is foul

note-last line may be substituted with "odoriferous" for bonus points!

 

[loo]

Three o'clock prolapse
Stuff marshmellow through keyhole
Stay vagina stay

 

[loo]

Nasty mangy skin
Treatment costs five hundred bucks
Not all dogs are cured

 

[HopefulAg]

Waiting on letters
Hoping for good interview
Vet school here I come

 

[loo]

Sound of cloven hooves
Dairy parlour full of milk
Zebras don't live here

 

[twelvetigers]

Waking up early
Day full of fecal exams
Oh but life is good

 

[karmapple]

Needle poke, rectal
thermometer, sad dog eyes.
Promise I'm helping.

 

[Catnapper]

Batty, head-tech lies
Burnt-out doctor berating
Will new doctor last?

 

[guppy73]

Urgent C-section
Spent day reviving kittens
All OK so far


(True story yesterday....There were 8 of them! Couldn't have done it without a number of volunteers & staff at the shelter where I work.)

 

[philomycus]

Scolex on gut wall
Soon the proglottids will form
perhaps, thirteen feet

 

[Shanomong]

Needle poke, rectal
thermometer, sad dog eyes.
Promise I'm helping.

Awe, love this one!! 🙄





And thus begins my SDN obsession for this cycle.... first night on, at least two months to go. Good luck everyone 😛