Harvard, Pritzker, Tufts, or life with supermodel

[thegenius]

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Which one would you choose and why?

 

[seadizzle]

Life with supermodel.

1. Get to bang super model
2. Would pursue phd, better lifestyle to maximize banging the supermodel

 

[thegenius]

yea, and you don't have to work 100 hrs/week for the next 8 years.

I want to see 100 votes for this poll.

 

[neurotik]

why not go to med school, then look for a supermodel?

 

[star22]

Life with supermodel.

1. Get to bang super model
2. Would pursue phd, better lifestyle to maximize banging the supermodel

A considerable number of PhDs can't find jobs, so you there is a strong possibility you'd be unemployed (and have tons of time to be with supermodel). Plus, I don't know many happy PhDs.

 

[thegenius]

why not go to med school, then look for a supermodel?

Be my guest. Become a doctor and try really hard to find a supermodel.

Or, choose live the rest of your life with a supermodel of your choice.

Hmm....

 

[Labslave]

This is a brilliant poll. To those who didn't choose the supermodel: LIARS!

 

[Rafa]

I went with the 100% scholarship. But if Alessandra Ambrosio came knocking at my door...

GOD!

We'd knock boots for the next fifty years (and then some).

 

[thegenius]

This is a brilliant poll. To those who didn't choose the supermodel: LIARS!

I should have given Tufts (even Pritzker) a little more umph. Maybe Tufts, w/ 100% scholarship, and a week vacation with your choice of supermodel anywhere in the world.

 

[thegenius]

I went with the 100% scholarship. But if Alessandra Ambrosio came knocking at my door...

GOD!

We'd knock boots for the next fifty years (and then some).

You can knock on her door. For the rest of your life.

 

[QofQuimica]

I picked Tufts. Nothing against supermodels, but I'm just not into girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 😉

 

[RayhanS1282]

Wait, why would I want to work or study anymore if I married a supermodel? The only reason I am going into medicine is to score a trophy wife. If she already married me, then I would make adult video entitled "Beauty and Mr. Potatohead" starring me and my wife and sell it on the web. 😀

 

[thegenius]

I picked Tufts. Nothing against supermodels, but I'm just not into girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 😉

Q, supermodels can be boys or girls. Would you like to revisit your vote?

BTW, I picked supermodel. Without hesitation.

 

[2010MD]

Wait, why would I want to work or study anymore if I married a supermodel? The only reason I am going into medicine is to score a trophy wife. If she already married me, then I would make adult video entitled "Beauty and Mr. Potatohead" starring me and my wife and sell it on the web. 😀

Exactly! Who needs med school when you can just "play doctor" with your supermodel of choice all day.

 

[Rafa]

You can knock on her door. For the rest of your life.

Your pic link didn't show up. But I added links to two megaposts in my original post.

Supermodel, hands down. Life's too short not to spend it tapping...bass?

 

[thegenius]

Your pic link didn't show up. But I added links to two megaposts in my original post.

Supermodel, hands down. Life's too short not to spend it tapping...bass?

My inline picture must have been removed. Anyway, I found a really beautiful link of that Alessandra woman. And that ain't hard to find.

 

[troszic]

Supermodel, hands down.

On second thought, beauty wanes with age .

I vote supermodel, based on the assumption that I can turn her in for a fresh one every ten years or so.

 

[QofQuimica]

Q, supermodels can be boys or girls. Would you like to revisit your vote?

BTW, I picked supermodel. Without hesitation.

Male supermodels would probably pick you over me with no hesitation. If you'll let me have Tom Hanks, I'll change my vote. 😍

 

[RayhanS1282]

Exactly! Who needs med school when you can just "play doctor" with your supermodel of choice all day.

Talk about "invasive therapy". (rimshot)

I'll be here all night folks.

 

[thegenius]

Male supermodels would probably pick you over me with no hesitation. If you'll let me have Tom Hanks, I'll change my vote. 😍

Q, the beauty of this fabulous world is you can have anyone you want! If you wanted me, then I would be with you for the rest of my life. 😍 And even better, I qualify as a supermodel, so you wouldn't be compromising that choice.

Hmm...I suppose that I would have to divorce my wife and pay childcare. And I don't have that kind of money. Nontheless...

+1 supermodel, and -1 Tufts.

 

[QofQuimica]

Q, the beauty of this fabulous world is you can have anyone you want! If you wanted me, then I would be with you for the rest of my life. 😍 And even better, I qualify as a supermodel, so you wouldn't be compromising that choice.

Hmm...I suppose that I would have to divorce my wife and pay childcare. And I don't have that kind of money. Nontheless...

+1 supermodel, and -1 Tufts.

You are a riot. Ok, can I have you and Tom Hanks on alternate days?

 

[MEG@COOL]

Id take pritzker due to its geographic location and the scholarship.

 

[thegenius]

You are a riot. Ok, can I have you and Tom Hanks on alternate days?

NO! That would mean two supermodels for the rest of your life, and that is clearly against the terms of agreement. You can only choose one!

 

[QofQuimica]

NO! That would mean two supermodels for the rest of your life, and that is clearly against the terms of agreement. You can only choose one!

But Tom is not a supermodel. 😕 He's just one of those really sweet, dorky cute guys. So he shouldn't count against my supermodel quota. 😛

 

[rick james MD]

"Talk about "invasive therapy". (rimshot)"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Doctor&Geek]

If Alessandra would just quit smoking!

Of course I'm willing to administer her a "personalized" tobacco cessation program. Free of charge even!

 

[lropp]

Tufts with 100% scholarship.

1. no debt = flippin sweet
2. school with good match = landing a nice residency
3. landing a nice residency = doing something you like + $$
4. $$ = attracting a hot supermodel to bang.
5. 1-4 = have your cake and eat it too

 

[thegenius]

Tufts with 100% scholarship.

1. no debt = flippin sweet
2. school with good match = landing a nice residency
3. landing a nice residency = doing something you like + $$
4. $$ = attracting a hot supermodel to bang.
5. 1-4 = have your cake and eat it too

How many supermodels do you know date or are married to a physician?

 

[thegenius]

Wow, Harvard is really getting the votes here!

 

[Rafa]

Wow, Harvard is really getting the votes here!

If you can't get the game, you might as well get the name.

You'll have better chances (of getting into the pants of your preferred mate by) dropping the 'H' bomb than (by) throwing the 'T' grenade.

 

[speranza]

funny poll. i would pick pritzker actually (harvard's a close second but the extra money isn't worth it to me.) i want to be a doctor and i have no desire to be married to a (male) supermodel.

 

[dajimmers]

I just think life with a supermodel, outside of the bedroom, would suck. Absolutely suck. Now, I've never met a supermodel, so I have nothing but stereotypes to go on, but those are pretty convincing! Have all those darn paparrazi following you everywhere, every fourteen year old with eyes thinking obsene things about your wife, being known only as "supermodel's husband," always going to stupid runway shows and photo shoots, and having a spouse who always needs new, glamorous things. I could go on, but why bother?

Now, if the story included supermodel + stranded on desert island that happens to have all the amenities, I may change my mind.

 

[thegenius]

If you can't get the game, you might as well get the name.

You'll have better chances (of getting into the pants of your preferred mate by) dropping the 'H' bomb than (by) throwing the 'T' grenade.

Yea, but you can get into the pants of your preferred mate, in perpetuity, by selecting life and marriage with supermodel.

 

[QofQuimica]

Yea, but you can get into the pants of your preferred mate, in perpetuity, by selecting life and marriage with supermodel.

I dunno, I'm having second thoughts, thegenius. I have to agree with dajimmers on a lot of the downsides. I think I'm going to change my vote back to Tufts. You're already taken anyway. 😛

 

[Comrade]

a scientist looking at this poll might conclude that the supermodel neuron lies very close to the harvard neuron.

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

Life with supermodel.

1. Get to bang super model
2. Would pursue phd, better lifestyle to maximize banging the supermodel

Yes but the supermodel gets old.
Medicine doesn't.

 

[pallcare]

a scientist looking at this poll might conclude that the supermodel neuron lies very close to the harvard neuron.

you mean like trophy wife vs. trophy school? You may be on to something...

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

a scientist looking at this poll might conclude that the supermodel neuron lies very close to the harvard neuron.

Good one.

 

[Rafa]

Yea, but you can get into the pants of your preferred mate, in perpetuity, by selecting life and marriage with supermodel.

Oh, truly. I was just trying to explain Harvard's 2nd place position :^)

Comrade, excellent point. I might even suggest that there are a lot more supermodel neurons in our brains than we realize. How else would one explain the sudden preference for a 'non-medicinal' life on the most pre-meddish of pre-med boards?

 

[Depakote]

Wow, Harvard is really getting the votes here!

Meh. Harvard's overrated in my book. I'd go to WashU if I had the choice between the 2.

Either way, supermodels are nice, but I do like a little something upstairs. So of these choices, Pritzker.

 

[n3ur05ur930n]

Oh, truly. I was just trying to explain Harvard's 2nd place position :^)

Comrade, excellent point. I might even suggest that there are a lot more supermodel neurons in our brains than we realize. How else would one explain the sudden preference for a 'non-medicinal' life on the most pre-meddish of pre-med boards?

That's because the male brain homunculus is largely phallus-shaped...

 

[RayhanS1282]

Everyone who voted for anything other than the supermodel, I am very very disappointed in you. 🙁

Words can't being to express, how a part of me died after seeing the results of this pole. The hedonitic assumptions I had about human beings in general have been shattered forever.

 

[Shredder]

Which one would you choose and why?

half (or more) of the reason to do well is to get the hot chicks anyway. self actualization and all that comes later

 

[Comrade]

Comrade, excellent point. I might even suggest that there are a lot more supermodel neurons in our brains than we realize. How else would one explain the sudden preference for a 'non-medicinal' life on the most pre-meddish of pre-med boards?

hehe. maybe it's the double-talk of service and pleasure we've been trying to convince ourselves?

put me down for one supermodel please.

 

[Mr. Tee]

Supermodel....I'd live off her money 😳

 

[thegenius]

Yes but the supermodel gets old.
Medicine doesn't.

They both get old.

I think some people who vote for Harvard (or the other schools) have this belief that nothing good can come from being with a supermodel. I saw Elle Mcpherson selling some workout device on TV, and at 40+ looks great! There are supermodels who don't always cowtow to the press, glitz and glamour, and instead live semi-normal lives. I think.

 

[thegenius]

half (or more) of the reason to do well is to get the hot chicks anyway. self actualization and all that comes later

I think the supermodel you would choose is Trump.

 

[centralline]

How many supermodels do you know date or are married to a physician?

I saw this and I had to respond. One of the doctors that I work with is married to Kathy Ireland. He married her after getting the MD. I don't know where he went to school, but I just thought I would throw that out there.

 

[thegenius]

I saw this and I had to respond. One of the doctors that I work with is married to Kathy Ireland. He married her after getting the MD. I don't know where he went to school, but I just thought I would throw that out there.

Whoa! Kathy Ireland was on my very short list, in high school, of the most hottest woman on earth.

 

[Sondra]

This is a brilliant poll. To those who didn't choose the supermodel: LIARS!

I am a girl. I chose Harvard 🙁 Although the supermodel was tempting.