HELLO to premed types! Question

[wrestleFURY]

Greetings to all medical types! I am to be asking a question about school of medicine in hopes to learn more of secrets of game.

but first I am to intriduce me. I am a foreign person type, and I am a wrestler of the rings in my country. I would be to giving my name, but surly many can know of me and not be giving good advice. But needless to said, in my town I am what you may call of a "local legend". You may be asking self "what is wrestler of the rings wanting to be doctor for" and is not bad question. Of course I am to be spending many times thinking of that but I am sincere.

When I was young in ring I am to be fighting many times and inflicting many pain on the opponents and laughing. I was to be very rude and using holds like double back pinch even knowing the aganies to be causing. But one time in rings I am to be facing Hornet man who as you may know is trickester of biggest level. We are to be facing each other and first grapling but then starting the punches. Hornet man is so fast as to be looking like wild dogs with fists punching yours truley to the face and chest. I am to be taking this and delevering my own can of pain. But then worst trick happens. Hornet man pulls out of hiding place can of mace and sprayes the eyes of yours truley. If you ever try this DO NOT! It is burning like fires of hell in eyes and mouth and making me SO MAD. I am to be grabing chair from outside of rings and hitting Hornet man in head. Rude hornet man falls to ground and amazing thing happens. Blood comes out of head. At first is gross but then makes me wonder where it comes from. Head can't be just full of blood!

I am to be taking break from ring then. especially while the police types are looking for me but I said enough! hahaha! And I go to local school and am to be known to pass most classes. Also I learn to know that head not full of blood! How silly I was feeling.

Ok sorry for so long but now question! I have been to take the MCAT and after mail brings result I am not to be happy. I am doing OK in the biology and physical getting 3 in both, but am only getting 1 in verbal! I was to be so mad as to break three whole bricks with fist.

What to do now. Is dream of healing the heads of ones like Hornet man gone forever? Am I to be hanging up hat of defeat and going back to rings forever? This is hard question to ask, but I am to be hoping that premed types can help me!

 

[UCSBPre-Med]

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[SixtyNinePesos]

damn you gotta a lot of time on your hands...

 

[jot]

thats hilarious. you say troll, i say unadulterated genius.

 

[Curci]

wrestleFURY, you just made my day! That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Greetings to messaging boards of SDN, wrestleFURY! I am to be wishing you luck in your exploits of the ring and of out of the rings!!

And I think we should dub this Son of Affirmative Action Thread, unless someone already made the sequel?

 

[An Yong]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[14931]

hey wrestle fury i dont know if u are joking or not, but if not, first of all if u want to study in the united states, no offense or anything but u need seriuos english lessons, and mcat score of 3 3 1 will get u into 'university of never ever even in ur dreams', ok u know what, i dont even know where to start so if u are serious send me a pm otherwise, this is a pretty neat joke!

 

[CaNEM]

Dude, you have no chance. Everyone knows that URFWs (under represented foreign wrestlers) need at least a 9 on their MCAT, with at least a 2 in each section!

Seriously, though, you're my hero.

 

[2badr]

Ok ok..I'm alright now.

 

[SouthernGirl]

LMAO!!!!! ^ 98489320832095

And I almost didn't read this thread because I thought it was just another "What are my chances"/"Did my B+ spoil my shot at med school" etc. This is absolutely hysterical.

Do they even have Mace in foreign countries?

 

[DW]

Originally posted by CaNEM
Dude, you have no chance. Everyone knows that URFWs (under represented foreign wrestlers) need at least a 9 on their MCAT, with at least a 2 in each section!

I've never liked you before CaNEM, and once again your bigotry shows through resoundingly. Your lack of sensitivity towards the struggles of foreign wrestlers in the field of academia shows you dont have the compassion to become a physician! Don't you realize wrestlefury probably never had the same opportunities of more affluent, white american wrestlers? How do expect someone who has never been given the chance to wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin on Monday Night RAW to get the same MCAT score and GPA?

It is very important for us to get more people like wrestlefury into medical school. The health disparities experienced by underserved professional wrestlers in both urban and rural commmnuities is one of the most pressing concerns facing medicine today, and we need to train physicians to serve the brooklyn brawlers, koko bwares, and doink the clowns of the world to get the same care the ultimate warriors and triple Hs get.

 

[DoubleDoctor]

This thread is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wrestleFURY]

Salutations to the premed types of the world! It is with much happier heart I return to the posting board. All of the smiles shown to yours truly are proof of friendships inside and outside of the rings. Maybe dream of the doctor is not to be sent to the back of the line yet!

I have been to read the postings and understand that a 9 on MCAT must be had for medschool. this morning I have been preparing once again for the studying. After waking up at cracking of dawn I am to be lifting three large rocks above head many times. I am then bringing out the Kaplan book and once again getting down to the business!

Friends and fans please skip of this part of message. This message is to the RUDOS one who is to be calling me the troll! I think you are making of the big mistake and not opening of the eyes in this matter. Once I have had to fight the Troll Boy in the rings and he is a wrestler of the most rudos kind. He is well known to throw the gouge to the eyes and face. Once he was to point up and say "whats that?" when Yours Truly looked up the troll boy was to throw a punch onto the trachea! I am thinking that you are rudos as the troll boy and probably as ugly! haha! Anyway, you best to learn difference between yours trully and the troll boy unless you want to make a sit down appointment with my fist and boot!

I must say that the friendships on the SDN are moving me to tears. It is like when entering the rings and fans are to be yelling and throwing water and ice into face of yours truly, in case I am thirsty of course. I am to be taking the MCAT to the rings of the mind and giving it the most painful holds like the double back pinch and the python neck squeeze. I am to be making the positive thinkings and in mind have already scored the fabeled 9!

Thanks to all the fans of the rings! Also, if you are to be having any "tricks of the trade" to study of the MCAT please make to post these. I am wanting to read of them to make my dream of dreams 9 come true!

 

[CaNEM]

Originally posted by DW
I've never liked you before CaNEM, and once again your bigotry shows through resoundingly. Your lack of sensitivity towards the struggles of foreign wrestlers in the field of academia shows you dont have the compassion to become a physician! Don't you realize wrestlefury probably never had the same opportunities of more affluent, white american wrestlers? How do expect someone who has never been given the chance to wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin on Monday Night RAW to get the same MCAT score and GPA?

Man, what do you know about URFW?!?! Who do you think you are, the Rock? I've lived with 'em, I've eaten with 'em, I've shared dental floss with 'em. So DON'T be talking to me about URFWs! Yeah!

 

[DW]

That still doesn't mean you understand the unique discrimination that foreign wrestlers face in this country, CaNEM. I know what is like to be an underrepresented wrestler. I was a peripheral member of the NWO back in the now defunct WCW. Not only was I not paid as much as the Macho Man or even Roddy Piper for that matter, but I was subject to more blindside chair shots, matches lost by interference, and referees being knocked out during inconvient parts of my matches, due to the extreme prejudice against me as a urw. The struggles of us underrepresented lower card wrestlers in the medical school admissions process is IMPOSSIBLE for all you main event elistists to understand!!!!



God, everytime someone mentions being a underrepresented foreign wrestler, a flame war erupts

Cant you people stop blaming urws if you cant get into med school !?! Why dont you all complain when all these really hot chicks who have posed in Playboy get into medical school?!?! Dont you realize women dont get into medical school on any other merit than their body "statistics"!?!?

 

[Woots32]

Originally posted by DW
Cant you people stop blaming urws if you cant get into med school !?! Why dont you all complain when all these really hot chicks who have posed in Playboy get into medical school?!?! Dont you realize women dont get into medical school on any other merit than their body "statistics"!?!?

So are you saying that I should or shouldn't list my job as a round card girl for the heavyweight matches at the MGM Grand as one of my ECs?

I would wear my sequin leotard/bikini to interviews, but unfortunately it's hunter green....

 

[DW]

Originally posted by Woots32
I would wear my sequin leotard/bikini to interviews, but unfortunately it's hunter green....

send me a pic, and i'll let you know if its appropriate

 

[GoodMonkey]

After waking up at cracking of dawn I am to be lifting three large rocks above head many times.

holy patooties, and i wasn't even going to read this thread!

Once I have had to fight the Troll Boy in the rings and he is a wrestler of the most rudos kind. He is well known to throw the gouge to the eyes and face.

yep. sounds like trolls here to me! good description, wrestleFURY. ah, this has made my lunch so much sunnier. what a hoot! whee!