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Please say that second year is at least better than first year...
With some exceptions this year seemed largely like a waste of time (even though I did learn a lot and enjoyed most of it).
Wouldn't testing sociology be a good proxy for your ability to endure bullsh*t?Depends on the school. At UIC we got slammed with tests every week or two as M1s, with test blocks every 2 months as an M2. So M2 was considerably more enjoyable, both from a "this stuff is much more interesting" standpoint and from a "oh god stop the tests" standpoint.
The waste of time stuff really doesn't end. I think the new MCAT should be testing applicants' abilities to endure bullsh*t rather than statistics and sociology. Much more useful skill.

Please say that second year is at least better than first year...
With some exceptions this year seemed largely like a waste of time (even though I did learn a lot and enjoyed most of it).
More interesting? Yes.
More painstakingly arduous? Yes.
This.
I had a traditional curriculum so first year was basically undergrad 2.0. Second year was much more material, but the material was leaps and bounds more interesting than learning where the ligament of Treitz is located. It's pretty neat when I think about how much I know now compared to starting medical school. Then I think about how much more I have to learn and my legs get kicked out from under me again.
Sweet Jesus, it's been two weeks since school ended and I'm pretty sure I already forgot all anatomy.This.
I had a traditional curriculum so first year was basically undergrad 2.0. Second year was much more material, but the material was leaps and bounds more interesting than learning where the ligament of Treitz is located. It's pretty neat when I think about how much I know now compared to starting medical school. Then I think about how much more I have to learn and my legs get kicked out from under me again.
The waste of time stuff really doesn't end. I think the new MCAT should be testing applicants' abilities to endure bullsh*t rather than statistics and sociology. Much more useful skill.
Wouldn't testing sociology be a good proxy for your ability to endure bullsh*t?![]()
There is no truer statement. The ability of my school to waste my time is astounding.
We had to write 2 page "reflection essays" after touchy-feely stuff. I think these actually made me less empathetic and removed some of my humanism.
Wait until rotations. A patient of mine died and the only thing I felt was happiness for not having to write another note. And I don't even bother entering the rooms of the gomers. I basically make something up and tell it to my attending.
Dude, I'm reading the House of God.
Gomers...
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BTW, do you BUFF and TURF your charts?
The waste of time stuff really doesn't end. I think the new MCAT should be testing applicants' abilities to endure bullsh*t rather than statistics and sociology. Much more useful skill.
We had to write 2 page "reflection essays" after touchy-feely stuff. I think these actually made me less empathetic and removed some of my humanism.
Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.






Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
There are some aspects that I will definitely miss. I'm also scared to death that I won't be able to answer any questions from an attending without them being presented in a multiple choice format.
You might be the only one. Change is tough, but it's good change.Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
Yes, others will miss preclinicals. They just don't know it yet.Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about?
I am most looking forward to in the clinical years is being taught by PHYSICIANS and learning real, practical medicine. 👍
Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "WTF?"
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
I can't wait to be done with pre-clinical stuff. It's interesting, but I get tired of professors making love to the most unimportant of details that end up on exams. On the wards you acquire knowledge and skills that actually seem useful, even if you are, you know, the bitch of the team.
Please say that second year is at least better than first year...
With some exceptions this year seemed largely like a waste of time (even though I did learn a lot and enjoyed most of it).
We had to write 2 page "reflection essays" after touchy-feely stuff. I think these actually made me less empathetic and removed some of my humanism.
Agreed that these were pretty much BS assignments... but considering they took less than a half hour, I will take as many "free points" as I can get!!!!!!
Agreed that these were pretty much BS assignments... but considering they took less than a half hour, I will take as many "free points" as I can get!!!!!!
Wait until rotations. A patient of mine died and the only thing I felt was happiness for not having to write another note. And I don't even bother entering the rooms of the gomers. I basically make something up and tell it to my attending.
Haha no way, good riddance pre-clinical. 2nd year has turned my entire class into anti-social, information processing robots. Its not nature to sit in a library for 10 hours a day and talk to less than 3 people per day.
Am I the only one who's going to miss it terribly?
I loved my classes (the ones I went to), learning things I'd always wanted to know. I loved my schedule: "Oh, wake up at noon? No big deal, let's go to the corner coffee shop and watch some lecture. Yesterday I ordered a croissant. Today, perhaps a muffin?".
I had it all figured out (Minus the pastries).
And now it's changing entirely. It's freakin' me out man....
I mean, being useful? What the f**ck is that about? I memorize, I study, and I perform. I take multiple choice tests like its my job.
Next year:
Me: "Alright, patient, where's your "D"?
Patient: "In my pants." 😎
Preclinical years: You will be missed.
Contrary to popular opinion, it never gets better. People's memories just get foggier.
Huge chunks of 3rd year sucked monkey balls. Patients will not clutch the hem of your short white coat and thank you profusely for saving their lives. They will loudly proclaim they refuse to be seen by a medical student and ask you belligerently "where is the real doctor?". They will scream for dilaudid because they're "allergic" to morphine on the internal medicine wards. They will abuse their children whose injuries you will take care of on the pediatric wards. They won't bathe regularly. Most residents & attendings will ignore you -- for this, you shall offer up thanks. A few will be abusive. Even fewer will try to teach you something. 75% of that even fewer will teach you mainly about something that isn't remotely relevant to your education especially if you're not going into that particular field. You will be tired, hungry, and horny. Your classmates might turn on each other. And best of all -- you're paying for the pleasure of experiencing all of this. Congratulations.
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Contrary to popular opinion, it never gets better. People's memories just get foggier.
Huge chunks of 3rd year sucked monkey balls. Patients will not clutch the hem of your short white coat and thank you profusely for saving their lives. They will loudly proclaim they refuse to be seen by a medical student and ask you belligerently "where is the real doctor?". They will scream for dilaudid because they're "allergic" to morphine on the internal medicine wards. They will abuse their children whose injuries you will take care of on the pediatric wards. They won't bathe regularly. Most residents & attendings will ignore you -- for this, you shall offer up thanks. A few will be abusive. Even fewer will try to teach you something. 75% of that even fewer will teach you mainly about something that isn't remotely relevant to your education especially if you're not going into that particular field. You will be tired, hungry, and horny. Your classmates might turn on each other. And best of all -- you're paying for the pleasure of experiencing all of this. Congratulations.
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👍 100% agree, but 3rd year is still better than the first two years overall.
you going to be home this month? I'll be up in your neck of the woods.While not quite as disenchanted, I hated more than my fair share of 3rd year for reasons hinted at by the donut lady herself.
I WOULD say that M4, even in this stressful time of picking a specialty, worrying about ERAS around the corner, AI and ICU months ahead of me, etc., is better than M3. I remember my worst days of M3 when I say that.
Give me 2nd year any day. Sleep in almost every day, learn lots of stuff, ample time to do questions and prep for Step 1... oh yeah.
Studying for step I was soul-sucking. I start psych tomorrow...only thing on the agenda for tomorrow is orientation...which starts bright and early at 930AM. So far third year is awesome.
(I know, I know. I will be changing my tune come med and surg.)