As I recall from your previous posts, you are a parent. When you daughter or son gets inducted into PBK, make sure that you tell your kids that it is bullsh*t, and don't show up for the induction ceremony. Oh, and don't show up for commencement when they graduate from college because that is bullsh*t too.
And don't show up when they get inducted into the National Honor Society in high school, and don't show up when your son or daughter makes all league in some sport because it is all bullsh*t, and they can lie about it anyway on their college applications.
Sure, yes, you have been to war, and you are a cynic. We get it. Oh, and you are a resident and you are a cynic. Very impressive, being a cynic. So say something cynical so we can all be impressed by how cynical you are.
And tell me that one again about the 92 year old lady. And how cynical that made you. Wait, let me read your clever fake personal statement again so we can see how clever and how cynical you are. Please.