I'll take you seriously, although I probably shouldn't because I know you have got to be kidding me. But at least you can't say no one answered your questions anymore.
To get into medical school you usually need a high school diploma or something equivalent, like the GED. I've heard of some people with neither who became doctors; I dont know how that works though.
Then you apply to a university or college and take 3-4 years of that. Mainly what you need are the prerequisites for med school, which are usually...
1 year of Physics
1 year of Calculus
1 year of Chemistry
1 year of English
Some schools only require basic math skills, so you're not completely out of luck if you're a math ***** like me.
Usually schools prefer a bachelors degree, with no specific major. That means you can major in any of the sciences, music, humanities, whatever floats your boat, as long as you have the required courses down, that is.
By about this time you should be throwing in some extracurricular activities like shadowing your doctor, volunteering at the hospital, and et cetera. These will help you, so dont be lazy.
In your junior year of college you should start thinking about taking the MCAT. This is just as important as you GPA so learn what you can really well, because youll need it. Some say it the most important test youll ever take.
Then you apply to medical school. If you score very well on the MCAT, and have a great GPA, youll probably get in. If you get in, that is one hell of an accomplishment itself. Remember any school is better than none, except the Caribbean and Osteopathic schools. Bwahahahahaha
just kidding!
As you can see, it takes many years and a lot of hard work, but if you like medicine, itll be worth it, unless it wont, like some angry docs say these days. Hmm
I think all of that information is pretty correct, but then again, I'm not a pro at this stuff so the best thing to do would be to do some research.