How I received MULTIPLE JOB OFFERS

[Pharmacy Kid]

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The economy is tough, no doubt about it. Since December of last year, I've applied to dozens of pharmacies and only received one phone interview. Most places say they can't consider my application until I actually have a license. Well, I was starting to become depressed and desperate.

My luck turned around once I ordered the fabled Three Wolf Moon shirt. I took a picture of myself in my white coat and Three Wolf Moon shirt. I made sure to have the white coat unbuttoned so the wolves would show. I reapplied to pharmacies and made sure to include my photo on the applications. Soon after, a funny thing happened.

I immediately received phone calls, emails, texts, faxes, and telegrams about job offers. Hell, they didn't even ask for an interview. They straight up hired me. Half of the places offered me a $50000 sign on bonus and my own company car. Offers included Walgreens, academic hospitals, FDA, Air Force, and Pfizer. A residency program kicked off their current resident to make place for me.

Yea . . . so if anyone has trouble finding a job, order a Three Wolf Moon shirt. I recommend choosing the same hour shipping.

 

[pharmschooler]

You are my hero. 😎

 

[rph3664]

:troll:

 

[Moxxie]

 

[crazybob]

:troll:

If people who find jobs in this economy are trolls, then every single pharmacy graduate in the country would be a troll to you 🙄

 

[owlegrad]

If people who find jobs in this economy are trolls, then every single pharmacy graduate in the country would be a troll to you 🙄

Do all graduates find jobs? I assumed it was off to the local soup kitchen with me after graduation. I have always wanted to travel by rail, so the hobo life might suit me just fine. Do train stations have wifi for me to check in with SDN?

 

[owlegrad]

I must be late to the party, because I just do not get this Wolf Shirt thing.

 

[trap]

Do all graduates find jobs? I assumed it was off to the local soup kitchen with me after graduation. I have always wanted to travel by rail, so the hobo life might suit me just fine. Do train stations have wifi for me to check in with SDN?

Only Amtrak. If you end up by a CVX, you're out of luck, and will have to rely on your 4G carrier. Hobos all have 4G, right?

 

[owlegrad]

Only Amtrak. If you end up by a CVX, you're out of luck, and will have to rely on your 4G carrier. Hobos all have 4G, right?

PharmD hobos do, yes.

 

[rph3664]

If people who find jobs in this economy are trolls, then every single pharmacy graduate in the country would be a troll to you 🙄

"Troll" wasn't quite the right word, but the satire factor sure was there. 😛

FWIW, I buried a St. Joseph statue in my front yard, because my house has been listed for sale since late March. Can't hurt, anyway, and helped keep a local business (hole in the wall Catholic bookstore) open! They had a bin of those, so they must get asked about it all the time.

 

[crazybob]

"Troll" wasn't quite the right word, but the satire factor sure was there. 😛

FWIW, I buried a St. Joseph statue in my front yard, because my house has been listed for sale since late March. Can't hurt, anyway, and helped keep a local business (hole in the wall Catholic bookstore) open! They had a bin of those, so they must get asked about it all the time.

So every single graduate is gonna have a hard time finding a job and everyone is going to have to relocate to a small town where they don't know a single person and be bored for the rest of their lives? 🙄

 

[Ackj]

"Troll" wasn't quite the right word, but the satire factor sure was there. 😛

FWIW, I buried a St. Joseph statue in my front yard, because my house has been listed for sale since late March. Can't hurt, anyway, and helped keep a local business (hole in the wall Catholic bookstore) open! They had a bin of those, so they must get asked about it all the time.

Certainly can't hurt to try it, my parents sold their house after doing this.

 

[DYSF777]

Pic or GTFO.

 

[Pharmacy Kid]

Pic or GTFO.

Of the 3 wolf moon shirt and lab coat or St. Joseph in a hole?

 

[Pharmacy Kid]

I must be late to the party, because I just do not get this Wolf Shirt thing.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhtgZiV5Ws[/YOUTUBE]

 

[crazybob]

Without discussing the T-shirt or the statue, can you talk about the FACTS?

 

[owlegrad]

[YOUTUBE]BRhtgZiV5Ws[/YOUTUBE]

Great, thanks!

Without discussing the T-shirt or the statue, can you talk about the FACTS?

You realize this thread is facetious, right? There is very little room for facts here. They aint welcome in these parts.

 

[Praziquantel86]

I must be late to the party, because I just do not get this Wolf Shirt thing.

I owned one. Bought it when I was a Webelo. That was slightly before I learned how to chop mahogany while tying a cross-hitch with pig intestines.

 

[crazybob]

You realize this thread is facetious, right? There is very little room for facts here. They aint welcome in these parts.

 

[owlegrad]

I owned one. Bought it when I was a Webelo.

Scout's Honor?

That was slightly before I learned how to chop mahogany while tying a cross-hitch with pig intestines.

I must have missed that badge.

 

[owlegrad]

Haha, thanks.

 

[crazybob]

Haha, thanks.

Ever since they told us about reading over our emails and being sure about spelling on exams in pharmacy school, I've just had to pay more attention to what I read and write.

 

[Praziquantel86]

Scout's Honor?

Hell yes.

I must have missed that badge.

Dude, this was Cub Scouts, I don't think there were badges you actually had to try for. Just lots of father-son camping trips. Best time of my life.

 

[owlegrad]

Ever since they told us about reading over our emails and being sure about spelling on exams in pharmacy school, I've just had to pay more attention to what I read and write.

I am a terrible speller, but I always use spell check. Sometimes when I use the in-browser spell check, after I fix it, the error reappears when I click "submit reply". It's annoying because if I don't check it over AFTER I make the post it is liable to contain errors. It would be hilarious if that happened to this post.


At least I can always count on my good friend bob to point out any errors, right?

 

[crazybob]

At least I can always count on my good friend bob to point out any errors, right?

Maybe if we worked together I'd help you out quite a bit, but then you might get annoyed

 

[owlegrad]

Hell yes.



Dude, this was Cub Scouts, I don't think there were badges you actually had to try for. Just lots of father-son camping trips. Best time of my life.

False. Maybe your pack didn't care about the badges, but mine did. I never earned too many though. I just enjoyed the camping trips (ours never had very many fathers though), and selling popcorn. The former more than the latter. We also had weekly meetings, but I don't rememer why now. What did we do? Say the pledge of allegiance, recite the scout's promise, and... I don't remember at all.

 

[owlegrad]

Man, this is bringing back memories. We used to have a satirical version of the Scout's Oath as well. Something like:

On my honor, I will do my best,
To help the Girl Scouts get undressed


There was more, but I can't remember any of it now.

 

[owlegrad]

Maybe if we worked together I'd help you out quite a bit, but then you might get annoyed

Hmm, I seem to recall that you like to stand uncomfortably close to people at work?

 

[crazybob]

Hmm, I seem to recall that you like to stand uncomfortably close to people at work?

I didn't say it like that. I just said that I've gotten used to it. And how close "uncomfortably close" is depends on the person and also depends on who is close to you

When you're working a guy, it's kinda awkward to be close. When you're working with a girl, it kinda depends. Some girls won't like it if you get way too close.

 

[owlegrad]

I didn't say it like that. I just said that I've gotten used to it. And how close "uncomfortably close" is depends on the person and also depends on who is close to you

When you're working a guy, it's kinda awkward to be close. When you're working with a girl, it kinda depends. Some girls won't like it if you get way too close.

😱 How do you work a guy without being close?



I think us working together would be full of win! Are you as matter-of-fact IRL as you are with your posts?

 

[DYSF777]

Perfect time to post me and some of my buddies in our wolf shirts.

By the way I'm the one in the middle.

 

[crazybob]

😱 How do you work a guy without being close?



I think us working together would be full of win! Are you as matter-of-fact IRL as you are with your posts?

Usually. I'd say I talk the same way if we were having a conversation at school or something.

 

[Praziquantel86]

Man, this is bringing back memories. We used to have a satirical version of the Scout's Oath as well. Something like:

On my honor, I will do my best,
To help the Girl Scouts get undressed


There was more, but I can't remember any of it now.

I'm all for that (now that they're no longer the age I was when I was a Cub Scout). We had the same pledge.

I miss those days. Won best looking car at my last pinewood derby, too.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

This thread is getting all testosterony.

 

[owlegrad]

Usually. I'd say I talk the same way if we were having a conversation at school or something.

I think you would make a great straight man! (as proven in this very thread) Of course I would be the sarcastic one. I suppose we would be expected to actaully do some work though...

 

[crazybob]

I think you would make a great straight man! (as proven in this very thread) Of course I would be the sarcastic one. I suppose we would be expected to actaully do some work though...

And I'd try to work.

Sometimes I can sit in my own corner and do a lot of work if I don't know anyone else very well. But if I know my coworkers very well, I think I'd get very chatty. I tend to get that way with my classmates when I try to study with them in the library

 

[owlegrad]

This thread is getting all testosterony.

Boy scouts is testosterony? Fell free to talk about tea parties or whatever.

I'm all for that (now that they're no longer the age I was when I was a Cub Scout). We had the same pledge.

I miss those days. Won best looking car at my last pinewood derby, too.

I didn't know they let childless adults enter the competition.

Don't mind me, I am just jealous. We never had a pinewood derby. 🙁

 

[All4MyDaughter]

Boy scouts is testosterony? Fell free to talk about tea parties or whatever.

Thanks for your permission. 😛

 

[owlegrad]

Thanks for your permission. 😛

Sure anytime. It was just a suggestion. 😛

I didn't mean to limit you though, feel free to try talking about any stupid little girl stuff.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

Sure anytime. It was just a suggestion. 😛

I didn't mean to limit you though, feel free to try talking about any stupid little girl stuff.

I should give you an infraction for this post.

 

[owlegrad]

I should give you an infraction for this post.

I didn't know you give out infractions for awesomeness? 2 please!

 

[crazybob]

I should give you an infraction for this post.

if I "like" this post or gave it a thumbsup, are you gonna call me a girl?

 

[owlegrad]

if I "like" this post or gave it a thumbsup, are you gonna call me a girl?

🙁😡 Bob, how could you?!


Is the person in your avatar a girl?

 

[crazybob]

Is the person in your avatar a girl?

yup. it's Amy Macdonald.

 

[crazybob]

🙁😡 Bob, how could you?!

I have few funny ideas on how to reply to this, but I won't do it now

 

[owlegrad]

yup. it's Amy Macdonald.

Haven't heard of her. What do you recommend to the uninitiated?

 

[owlegrad]

I have few funny ideas on how to reply to this, but I won't do it now

Will you do it later?

 

[crazybob]

Haven't heard of her. What do you recommend to the uninitiated?

if you want, check her out on YouTube and then Last.FM

 

[KARM12]

Perfect time to post me and some of my buddies in our wolf shirts.

By the way I'm the one in the middle.

Pretty much sums up why no one should ever wear this shirt...

 

[rxlea]

All hobos have 4G, bro... Didn't you know? You also get an Escalade and free baggie of cocaine... All from the tax payers of America! And if you can find a suitable mate, babies are a bonus.