This doesn't answer the question actually, but the single most intelligent thing I did as an intern was to find out where the steno pool is that types up dictations and take them treats.
When I did it, they said that no one had ever ever done that before. After that, anything I wanted to get typed up in a hurry or in a special way or anything, I was gold with all of them.
The smartest thing I have ever done.
Ten years later, my wife is on the tennis court and introduces herself. When this one women heard her name, she said " Are you Dr. ###'s wife? We still talk about him bring treats." No one has done it since.