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Yah, cocaine is great.Exact same boat. So excited!
Yah, cocaine is great.Exact same boat. So excited!
And that one dick attending who makes me order CT PE on every patient with dyspnea that has ever existed. "I've seen 6 negative dimer PE patients". STFU!
Unnggh. She still works there? Lol. (And everywhere)
That's weird because our d-dimer test claims to have 100% sensitivity below a certain number
Did I tell you about the time I ordered [unnecessary test] and found [incredibly rare and utterly irrelevant non-emergency] finding? So that tells me to keep doing it.There's always ONE r/**** that paralyzes the shop by not being able to see the forest for the trees; especially in an academic shop.
Did I tell you about the time I ordered [unnecessary test] and found [incredibly rare and utterly irrelevant non-emergency] finding? So that tells me to keep doing it.
Yep. Bullseye.
I'm all for trying to help out our brothers and sisters of humanity, but CTA chest on everyone over 50 and lactates for every tweenager getting her first ovarian cyst isn't the way to do it.
Lactate!
When I trained, we got a lactate on septic patients to see just how septic they were. Now I see people getting lactates on patients to see if they're "sick". Drives me crazy. First of all, if you need a lactate to see if someone's sick, you need some better clinical skills. Second of all, people with normal lactates can be pretty sick. And what is worst for flow is when someone checks a lactate "to see if the patient's hiding something", then after the work up is negative, except that the lactate's 2.5, they sign the patient out to me to "dc if the lactate normalizes."
I gave up this fight awhile ago, when HCA got pissy that lactates weren't being ordered, but the patient was "Septic!" as per their RR of 22. I now order a lactate with one click and watch as I waste money.
I gave up this fight awhile ago, when HCA got pissy that lactates weren't being ordered, but the patient was "Septic!" as per their RR of 22. I now order a lactate with one click and watch as I waste money.
and tell the nurses that 18 is the new 20 for RR.
Lactate!
When I trained, we got a lactate on septic patients to see just how septic they were. Now I see people getting lactates on patients to see if they're "sick". Drives me crazy. First of all, if you need a lactate to see if someone's sick, you need some better clinical skills. Second of all, people with normal lactates can be pretty sick. And what is worst for flow is when someone checks a lactate "to see if the patient's hiding something", then after the work up is negative, except that the lactate's 2.5, they sign the patient out to me to "dc if the lactate normalizes."
This $hit drives me nuts, too. The only *academic* reason that I can think of to order a lactate "to see if they're hiding something" is in the setting of mesenteric ischemia. Full disclosure: I can be wrong on this. If I have an "old vasculopath" with belly pain, or "pain out of proportion" to exam (because those SMA syndromes do exist in the young skinny person) - then yeah, I send off a lactate.
The problem with patients is they haven't read the darn medical textbooks. I had a bizarro case I picked up last week with a CT scan. I ordered the lactate after finding mesenteric ischemia on the CT (yes, I called the surgeon before the lactate came back). I ordered the CT because the patient was acting so weird I had no other way to really evaluate her abdomen well. I probably would have ordered it for the WBC of 22, but that came back after I'd already ordered it. The patient?
Oh yea, she was 27 with portal vein thrombosis extending well into the superior mesenteric vein. Lost 130 cm of small bowel. Still need to FU to see if she made it. Non-smoker, no OCPs, no personal or fam hx of clots, no liver disease etc.
I guess she fit the "pain out of proportion" rule, but really she was just so nutty I couldn't trust her history so I went veterinary medicine mode.
The lactate was only 3.6.
You find enough of that bizarro stuff (the 16 year old stroke, the 22 year old MI, the ICH in the frequent flier migraineur) and you understand your hyperconservative attendings back in residency a little better. Still not the best way to practice in my opinion, but at least it leads to understanding. I'm certainly closer to the hyperconservative guy in residency than the cavalier guy now, whereas I was much more cavalier when I left residency, and certainly as a PGY2.
But what you're saying different things. He's saying he had an attending who made a practice of ordered everything on everyone. You're saying you order those tests sometimes when you need them (because you're a good doctor).
We all had those attendings in residency. Ground level fall in a 20 year old - came in to get scalp lac repaired - left after ct head, neck and in a collar with pcp f/u to get an MRI, every 25 yo with BPPV getting an MRI, etc
It's a pretty subtle difference at times.
For example, to a resident it often looks like an attending is just saying "get all the tests" when in reality he orders a CT because he's had a patient with that presentation who had an appy and a lactate because he had a patient with that presentation with mesenteric ischemia etc etc.
Like the vertigo thing- it turns out all the stuff we thought we could use clinically to rule out central causes of vertigo aren't even close to being 100% accurate. I'm ordering way more MRI on vertigo than I used to. The indications for MRI for vertigo are not set in stone by any means.
Oh weird. I can't believe we all train(ed) in the same place. /sarcasmDid I tell you about the time I ordered [unnecessary test] and found [incredibly rare and utterly irrelevant non-emergency] finding? So that tells me to keep doing it.
Contracted for 120/month (mixture of 12s and 8s), most months I'm picking up a few additional shifts and averaging closer to 150Contracted for 14x 10 hours monthly but do about 180-200. Recent grad trying to pay off bills and save $$$ to play catch up. I did about 120-140 hours first 5 month and had too much free time so I think sweet spot is 150hours monthly until I am in "all bills paid and hit my nest egg" mode
I was talking to some leadership recently and they said the way to do it out of residency is to go operational out of residency for the 9-4 clinic hours and then just moonlight on all the 4 daysWe are short at my military emergency department. Between that place and moonlighting, I usually do to 230-260 hours a month. My active duty commitment ends in July and cannot come fast enough.
I was talking to some leadership recently and they said the way to do it out of residency is to go operational out of residency for the 9-4 clinic hours and then just moonlight on all the 4 days
If I worked 48 hours a week at my minimum pay rate, and worked 52 weeks in a year, I would make $723840.I work 48 hours per week and make far more than these ER MD's .....lolololol
You make more than $325000 a year working 48 hours a week? Please tell me what job this is so I can go do it...
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If I worked 48 hours a week at my minimum pay rate, and worked 52 weeks in a year, I would make $723840.
Thankfully, some shifts pay more, so I don't have to work 192 hours a month. I don't work half that. I do make a little over half of that obscene dollar amount though.
Are you a BC EP? How can such a low census ED afford a BC EP??Last quarter we averaged 27 pts/24 hrs. It's a little over 10k a year. Sleep varies but it's really rare not to get any. Probably can count on 3-4 hrs most nights.
I work 48 hours per week and make far more than these ER MD's .....lolololol
We are short at my military emergency department. Between that place and moonlighting, I usually do to 230-260 hours a month. My active duty commitment ends in July and cannot come fast enough.
Here's a case I took as a transfer recently - 40's something woman has a fall and comes to the ED for shoulder pain. In spite of no risk factors and being PERC (-), a d dimer is ordered to rule out PE as a cause of syncope. D dimer is +. CT PE scan is ordered, and it shows no PE, but there's either a motion artifact or a type A dissection, so she gets transferred to my ED to see vascular surgery.
I see her, and she denies syncope - the fall was mechanical. She has no CP or back pain, and wonders when we're going to do something about her shoulder pain. I actually LOOK at her shoulder and, BAM! the diagnosis is clear - she has a dislocation.
I'm surprised the military retains any emergency docs at all.