how to avoid peeing on your scrubs? (for guys)

[AStudent]

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This thread is taking the wrong turn...

 

[TheFlash]

lean a bit forward when you go. though not too far, lest mr. winky touches the urinal itself. this is a big problem for those of us that are large and in charge.

 

[TheFlash]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Ok fine then. Perhaps I should have said a bleeding vibrator, but that's not any better. Eww.

For some reason, this reminds me of that one Sex and the City episode where Kim Cattrall uses the neck massager as a vibrator then tries to return it when she can't get it to move her clit the right way...but no one at the store wants it back...

👍 good episode. doesn't she end up using it to put miranda's baby to sleep?

 

[liverotcod]

Put on a condom in the morning. Use a rubber band to hold it on real good. No leaks!

Thanks to South Park for this idea.

 

[domukin]

Oh, I didn't see that. I guess that means there are TWO geniuses on this thread...

re: "accidental" water splashing

But if everyone knows this "secret" it won't work anymore!! stop telling it!

 

[WhoisJohnGalt]

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Please... this is a medical student forum. You will (have) encounter(ed) much grosser than menstruation in your medical studies.

 

[synapse]

I use the paper towel-friction drying method. Rub pee-ed on area vigorously to dry.

More importantly, what does one do when a spontaneous erection hits and you've only got boxers on under the scrubs? Ouch...

lol

 

[Celsus]

At allheart.com they make a water resistant nano-fiber scrub from whiteswan...no worries

 

[71263]

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Dude, they actually have puke smileys on this thing???? Oh man, Im gonna have fun with this!!

 

[Psycho Doctor]

Hey, I thought the official rule was 'more than three shakes is a w@nk'. 😕

Wow, I'd never have guessed so many guys were having this much trouble draining the lizard. Perhaps they should give a little five minute class on it at the start of medschool.

lol, a class? how embarrassing 😳

 

[Psycho Doctor]

just hold it.

yea right...all day?? (ok it just looked like a guy needing to pee)

 

[Psycho Doctor]

Yeah, insert a foley with a collection bag, and then you will not even have to go take a pee pee break until its full

http://www.biorelief.com/store/stadiumpal.html

"" I ordered one for a joke, but quickly realized the usefullness of such adevice. I am a medical student in Scotland, and as such have to stand through long operations observing. Running off for a leak every couple of hours is just not possible, so Stadium Pal comes to the rescue. I even risked using it to a Ceileidh at the local rugby club, and it stood up to some fierce Scottish reels and jigs!. "


A.McKeown,
Edinburgh,UK"

 

[Psycho Doctor]

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agreed, you girls are telling us more than we ever wanted to know. I know you were jealous that this was our thread, but pleeese

 

[Promethean]

Over 10 years. This is a necrobumb. Not these paltry 3 month bumps people do and call a necrobump these days.

 

[Kaustikos]

Over 10 years. This is a necrobumb. Not these paltry 3 month bumps people do and call a necrobump these days.

I was in kindergarten when this thread happened.

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[tiedyeddog]

Just repeat the chorus in your head... Nice necrobump, btw. I was in high school when this thread was started.