How to deal with being teh awesomeness?

[Marcus Brody]

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Do tell, dear pre-allo, how does one manage the hardship of being so awesome? My awesomnity is just so overwhelmingly awesome that it is hard to cope sometimes ever since I got accepted to a medical school.

Please help. 😕

 

[J ROD]

Do tell, dear pre-allo, how does one manage the hardship of being so awesome? My awesomnity is just so overwhelmingly awesome that it is hard to cope sometimes ever since I got accepted to a medical school.

Please help. 😕

I have the same problem....😀

 

[DrYoda]

Declare it to the world. It is unhealthy to let such awesomeness build up inside of you.

 

[MilkmanAl]

Specifically, declare it to each individual you see. The full force of your awesomez won't hit if you address crowds. Make sure each person you come across is painfully aware of your superiority.

 

[kami333]

I would go out and heal with my steel!

 

[Catalystik]

It will be a kindness to those who have not yet received their letter of acceptance to remove yourself to the Allopathic Forum, where you will once again become a tiny mote of nothingness in the general scheme of things, barely fit to post in a thread. Go forth young grasshopper, and regain your humility and a more normal perspective.

 

[BlueElmo]

I agree, go up to each person, and declare "I'm awesome."

 

[jhamaican]

10/10

 

[Narmerguy]

Nothing short of a new religion will convince anyone of your true awesome.

 

[bannie22]

so which school did u get into ...

 

[chman]

You need to start by doing a couple basic things:

-You must say everything somewhat through the nasal, and with a British tint. For example; "I go to Haaaavardd."

-You must stick your pinky finger out whenever you drink anything.

-You must be passive aggressive to others who are less awesome.

-You must pretend to know everything about everything, even if you don't. People will respect you for it.

 

[marble30]

Work the phrase "I got into med school" into every second sentence when you talk with somebody.

That or take out a full page newspaper ad.

 

[Elpenor]

take out a full page newspaper ad.

this

 

[j4premed]

This entire thread just made my day.


👍

 

[Naijaba]

You need to start by doing a couple basic things:

-You must say everything somewhat through the nasal, and with a British tint. For example; "I go to Haaaavardd."

-You must stick your pinky finger out whenever you drink anything.

-You must be passive aggressive to others who are less awesome.

-You must pretend to know everything about everything, even if you don't. People will respect you for it.

lol

 

[blaithnaid]

None of you need worry, since you aren't me, you can't be that awesome.

 

[waltwhitman]

Do tell, dear pre-allo, how does one manage the hardship of being so awesome? My awesomnity is just so overwhelmingly awesome that it is hard to cope sometimes ever since I got accepted to a medical school.

Please help. 😕

👍

 

[boaz]

The most efficient way to do this would be to buy a t-shirt that says "I AM AWESOME"

 

[metallica81788]

What I do is just butt into other people's conversations proclaiming their achievements and simply belittle them. That way my awesomeness completely overshadows anything they think they may have accomplished.

 

[Stewie32]

I was going to suggest that you have a Facebook fan page dedicated in your honor, but I realized you are too awesome for that. You should probably have a country named in your honor.

 

[FloatOn]

Get a custom-made stamp and declare your awesomeness on every object you see, including unsuspecting women and professors. Babies, too.

 

[nonsciencemajor]

yea... i know what you mean... especially when I tell science majors premed at my school I was accepted ,to the same schools they were either waitlisted or rejected at.... they look at me like it is so unfair how a nonscience major could get into med school... which makes me feel awesome..

but to people i like, I never tell I am going to med school.... some of them got angry at me for not telling earlier when they found out through someone else.... but honestly, they at the same time appreciated ed the fact, that i am the same humble person they knew before getting accepted...

so yea dont tell your good friends that you have been accepted.... and honestly you should not feel awesome towards your good friends because friends are equal in all ways... its what makes a friendship last when there is equality between friends....

but to the premed gunners.... boast to them about your awesomenesso 😀

 

[chman]

yea... i know what you mean... especially when I tell science majors premed at my school I was accepted ,to the same schools they were either waitlisted or rejected at.... they look at me like it is so unfair how a nonscience major could get into med school... which makes me feel awesome..

but to people i like, I never tell I am going to med school.... some of them got angry at me for not telling earlier when they found out through someone else.... but honestly, they at the same time appreciated ed the fact, that i am the same humble person they knew before getting accepted...

so yea dont tell your good friends that you have been accepted.... and honestly you should not feel awesome towards your good friends because friends are equal in all ways... its what makes a friendship last when there is equality between friends....

but to the premed gunners.... boast to them about your awesomenesso 😀

Dude, why is everything about science vs non-science major with you?

 

[da8s0859q]

Create a thread on SDN about it in a woefully unfunny attempt to be amusing.

 

[blaithnaid]

now i see why ur on probation

 

[iatros]

OP:

A) you are precisely the reason everyone hates premeds.

B) 100,000 other people got into medical school. no one cares about you.

 

[chman]

OP:

A) you are precisely the reason everyone hates premeds.

B) 100,000 other people got into medical school. no one cares about you.

Get a sense of humor

 

[AlanAlanine]

OP:

A) you are precisely the reason everyone hates premeds.

B) 100,000 other people got into medical school. no one cares about you.

lol you totally missed the mark. cheers.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=697096

 

[FloatOn]

This thread has lost its initial amusement, although I thought my suggestion was pretty good.

Time to close plz.

 

[TraderDoc]

1) Go to the bar, find a girl majoring in business/marketing/comunications.

2) Ask her what shes doing after she graduates. blah blah blah.

3) Smile, tell her its great what she's doing.

4) Give her a hug. She asks what you're doing after graduation.

5) Tell her you're going to medical school. Look at expression on her face.

6) "What kind of doctor do you want to be"

7) Say whatever you want and feel the awesomeness.

8) If you're charming, you're gonna have a good night.

hahaha, thats how you deal with the awesomeness. And thats why pre-meds are hated by everyone else.

 

[bannie22]

I have a plan. If I can follow the plan I will post it here.

 

[jhamaican]

OP:

A) you are precisely the reason everyone hates premeds.

B) 100,000 other people got into medical school. no one cares about you.

Actually, i would say you are the reason everyone hates premeds. Extremely obvious thread was not obvious enough for thickheaded tools.

 

[nonsciencemajor]

Actually, i would say you are the reason everyone hates premeds. Extremely obvious thread was not obvious enough for thickheaded tools.

premeds are hated cause they have no life and study all the time. Yes, being a premed myself I will admit that I study a lot. Yes, I am the same person who has created threads about studying for med school, and even after having graduated I am still studying to prepare myself for August.

But I go out with friends also just as much at the same time (on weekdays weekends). I sacrifice sleep in the process, and I am surprised I still look young, because I am sure if this lifestyle continues I will be aging very fast because of the lack of sleep.

Premeds though are generally within their own premed community (lets go bowling... thats my idea of fun... and lets take a anatomy book there so we can study when I'm not bowling ), study all the time, and often dont have non-premed friends.

I try to avoid the pre-med's at my school, because I feel college is about meeting new people and understanding new ideas/cultures/etc.... generally though pre-med's are all the same, so there is no learning experience or fun experience with them

 

[FuturaDocta]

Love this thread.

 

[nonsciencemajor]

1) Go to the bar, find a girl majoring in business/marketing/comunications.

2) Ask her what shes doing after she graduates. blah blah blah.

3) Smile, tell her its great what she's doing.

4) Give her a hug. She asks what you're doing after graduation.

5) Tell her you're going to medical school. Look at expression on her face.

6) "What kind of doctor do you want to be"

7) Say whatever you want and feel the awesomeness.

8) If you're charming, you're gonna have a good night.

hahaha, thats how you deal with the awesomeness. And thats why pre-meds are hated by everyone else.

😎