I am going to get an A- in biology lab. Should i give up?

[Princeton Medical Student]

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all my other grades are good im just worried that i wont get in without a 4.0 or even worse ill have to go to one of those knock off brand massage schools that do some medicine on the side. Thoughts?

 

[LivMoore]

You should really consider other careers at this point.

 

[Dr. Gamer]

Yeah


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[tbonez71]

6.00 gpa, 600 mcat, 40 years of both clinical and nonclinical volunteering, founder of MSF, front page of Nature, son of Surgeon General, sole surviving member of a native American tribe.

Your EC's are pretty cookie cutter but not too bad with the A-, you might have a shot at the Caribbean.

 

[pioneer22]

abandon all hope of medicine. its apparently not the right field for you

 

[efle]

If you can't put in the work to get an A in a biology class, I worry about your laziness affecting your patients down the line. Lazy doctors start as lazy students.

 

[kineticdeux]

I see pre-med students are as lame as ever.

 

[Princeton Medical Student]

I see pre-med students are as lame as ever.

I've yet to see you come up with a good ****post. Probably a DO too.

 

[kineticdeux]

I've yet to see you come up with a good ****post. Probably a DO too.

DO what's that? Some sort of eye doctor?

Not me. I'm a red blooded MD. The stuff dreams are made of.

Call me when you graduate from medical school and we can talk.

 

[mwsapphire]

If you can't put in the work to get an A in a biology class, I worry about your laziness affecting your patients down the line. Lazy doctors start as lazy students.

For some reason when I first read this I thought you were serious....XD

 

[sullen-burger]

For some reason when I first read this I thought you were serious....XD

Because it's true....

There's no hope @Princeton Medical Student, if the biology grade don't fit, you must acquit.

 

[AnotherLawyer]

all my other grades are good im just worried that i wont get in without a 4.0 or even worse ill have to go to one of those knock off brand massage schools that do some medicine on the side. Thoughts?

If you can get an A in botany next semester, naturopathic schools may be willing to give you a shot despite this red flag.

 

[mwsapphire]

If you can get an A in botany next semester, naturopathic schools may be willing to give you a shot despite this red flag.

Wait.....nautorpaths actually go to school??? I thought they were like them "DO's' we keep hearing about....

 

[breezy1245]

Wait.....nautorpaths actually go to school??? I thought they were like them "DO's' we keep hearing about....

But the difference is that DOs can be as invasive as ever as a surgeon and whole more holistic than that mean old MD doctor like @kineticdeux because we have OMM hands which are softer, smoother, and gentler.

 

[kineticdeux]

But the difference is that DOs can be as invasive as ever as a surgeon and whole more holistic than that mean old MD doctor like @kineticdeux because we have OMM hands which are softer, smoother, and gentler.

DOs shouldn't be surgeons.

I want my surgeon to focus on surgery, not on this "holistic" crap.

 

[breezy1245]

DOs shouldn't be surgeons.

I want my surgeon to focus on surgery, not on this "holistic" crap.

Tell that to the patients. They eat that holistic crap like it was a poop hot dog. 🙄 The more you know 🙄

 

[kineticdeux]

Tell that to the patients. They eat that holistic crap like it was a poop hot dog. 🙄 The more you know 🙄

Yeah "medical student", tell me what patients want.

They day they started letting wimmen into medical school was the day medicine stopped being great.

 

[787593]

Yeah "medical student", tell me what patients want.

They day they started letting wimmen into medical school was the day medicine stopped being great.

What are "wimmen?"

 

[787593]

all my other grades are good im just worried that i wont get in without a 4.0 or even worse ill have to go to one of those knock off brand massage schools that do some medicine on the side. Thoughts?

Buy a flower shirt, you're shipping off to the Caribbean

 

[breezy1245]

What are "wimmen?"

They are like women but more selfish because there's an "I" in it.

 

[787593]

They are like women but more selfish because there's an "I" in it.

Ahhh, the kind that expect their husband to be there for childbirth?

 

[Lord Kek]

all my other grades are good im just worried that i wont get in without a 4.0 or even worse ill have to go to one of those knock off brand massage schools that do some medicine on the side. Thoughts?

I've heard you can become a circumcisionist with little to no experience.

 

[kineticdeux]

Ahhh, the kind that expect their husband to be there for childbirth?

Now you're getting it.

 

[breezy1245]

Ahhh, the kind that expect their husband to be there for childbirth?

I was thinking more along the lines of wanting more diamonds. But that's about the same thing.

 

[MoDiddy]

Work harder

 

[breezy1245]

Work harder

👎

 

[pioneer22]

this is the end of the line. Only way of a chance of medical schools is to have a 528, 4.0, with 5+ Nature publications.
sorry.

 

[HybridEarth]

Gender studies or bust at this point my man (double whammy: I just assumed your gender)

 

[Princeton Medical Student]

Have you considered suicide? I've heard you can become a circumcisionist with little to no experience.

Do you think a suicide attempt will look good on my application? Too cookie cutter?

 

[HybridEarth]

Alright I get this is an April Fool's thread so I hate to be mr. serious, but suicide is not something to joke about. It's never funny. The topic will strike home faster than you realize when you start med school and a few of your classmates around you (or maybe even you yourself) start having dark thoughts. Especially considering the crazy high suicide and depression rates in school and in this profession. It will make your head spin. Food for thought.

 

[Lord Kek]

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[mwsapphire]

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[mwsapphire]

You'll need to be successful in your suicide attempt. Then you'll apply to medical school after becoming a benevolent spirit. You'll be the only non human applying to medical school, which MIGHT make up for that single A- provided you have a 528 MCAT, 80 years of clinical volunteering, and cure cancer and AIDS. Even then, your shot at Zlatko is pretty slim.

Did you even *look* at the above post?


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[Princeton Medical Student]

Alright I get this is an April Fool's thread so I hate to be mr. serious, but suicide is not something to joke about. It's never funny. The topic will strike home faster than you realize when you start med school and a few of your classmates around you (or maybe even you yourself) start having dark thoughts. Especially considering the crazy high suicide and depression rates in school and in this profession. It will make your head spin. Food for thought.

Understood. Yeah that was too far. I am sincerely sorry.

 

[Lord Kek]

Alright I get this is an April Fool's thread so I hate to be mr. serious, but suicide is not something to joke about. It's never funny. The topic will strike home faster than you realize when you start med school and a few of your classmates around you (or maybe even you yourself) start having dark thoughts. Especially considering the crazy high suicide and depression rates in school and in this profession. It will make your head spin. Food for thought.

Didn't even see this post, I understand your sentiment. My apologies to all this may have negatively affected.

 

[Lawpy]

all my other grades are good im just worried that i wont get in without a 4.0 or even worse ill have to go to one of those knock off brand massage schools that do some medicine on the side. Thoughts?

 

[Turkishking]

 

[Princeton Medical Student]

I wish this wasnt a carribean. I can just imagine chilling by those rocks after a class.

 

[Winged Scapula]

I wish this wasnt a carribean. I can just imagine chilling by those rocks after a class.

Which school is that, SGU?

 

[Lucca]

Closing.

 

[wholeheartedly]

Nice AFD thread!