I got into 26 Medical Schools but don't like any of them

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Raryn said:
Get banned momentarily...
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Phlame217 said:
seriously now? troll?
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futureboy said:
I assume that you are kidding -- making fun of similar threads?
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hahaha...how thick can you get?? :meanie:

seriously though...wonder if anyone has ever pulled of that many acceptances...

IMO, you should write letters to all of them with nothing but your name and "I reject you! Muwahahahahaha".

Then hire with a think-tank in washington because you are one smart cooky...
 
Myuu said:
Quite!


OP, turn them all down and consider a riveting career in investment banking!😎
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no, no! turn them down and invest in a career in riveting!
 
i got into your mom, but i wasn't in love with her
 
Write a book on how you did it and make millions in royalties.
 
how many did funkydrmonkey get? I know he had a ton of interviews
 
why not just attend all of them? that's only about 26 x 4 x $35,000, right? Think of all the residencies you could get into with that many MDs. I think I'd do 3 derm residencies, 5 radiholiday residencies, 12 plastics residencies, and 6 anesthesia residencies. You could open up your own plastic surgery/day spa supercenter.
 
engineeredout said:
You guys must be hysterical at parties. 😴
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I mean, seriously, people here can't connect the dots sometimes.
TheProwler said:
why not just attend all of them? that's only about 26 x 4 x $35,000, right? Think of all the residencies you could get into with that many MDs. I think I'd do 3 derm residencies, 5 radiholiday residencies, 12 plastics residencies, and 6 anesthesia residencies. You could open up your own plastic surgery/day spa supercenter.
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Of course! And, if I take the Step 1 for each school, I'd get 26 times the score making me extremely eligible for Derm AND ortho!😱😱😱
 
yo think about how many med school chicks you would nail as a med school student!!!! that is if you attended all of them!!!

oh wait.... 0 x 26 is still 0. ****. 🙁
 
Kaustikos said:
What should I do??😕😕😕:scared::scared::scared:
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Well here's what I suggest:

I would start narrowing down your choices based on the interview. Those places that were rude to you, or didn't know just how good you are could go first. That probably leaves all the top ten schools at least. Ya know, Harvard, Columbia, UCSF, Northwestern... I'm sure you got into those if you got into 26 schools. Then I'd go for location. This is all personal preference, so I'll just go with what mine would be. I'd stick with UCSF, Harvard, and Stanford. I'm sure that still leaves you with a tough decision, but from here on out, I'd go with the one that gives you the most money because every med school is the same right? So I guess that means UCSF. Looks like that's where you're going.
 
Bryson17 said:
Well here's what I suggest:

I would start narrowing down your choices based on the interview. Those places that were rude to you, or didn't know just how good you are could go first. That probably leaves all the top ten schools at least. Ya know, Harvard, Columbia, UCSF, Northwestern... I'm sure you got into those if you got into 26 schools. Then I'd go for location. This is all personal preference, so I'll just go with what mine would be. I'd stick with UCSF, Harvard, and Stanford. I'm sure that still leaves you with a tough decision, but from here on out, I'd go with the one that gives you the most money because every med school is the same right? So I guess that means UCSF. Looks like that's where you're going.
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I predict this post will successfully troll someone. Even with me posting that it will.
 
Bryson17 said:
Well here's what I suggest:

I would start narrowing down your choices based on the interview. Those places that were rude to you, or didn't know just how good you are could go first. That probably leaves all the top ten schools at least. Ya know, Harvard, Columbia, UCSF, Northwestern... I'm sure you got into those if you got into 26 schools. Then I'd go for location. This is all personal preference, so I'll just go with what mine would be. I'd stick with UCSF, Harvard, and Stanford. I'm sure that still leaves you with a tough decision, but from here on out, I'd go with the one that gives you the most money because every med school is the same right? So I guess that means UCSF. Looks like that's where you're going.
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Aaaargh. RAGE, ANGER!!! HULK SMASH YOU!!!11 Me sooooooo angry at you is not even funny ya?
 
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Give one to the less fortunate of us 🙂.

I wonder how much the total cost would be after apps and interviews... and that's assuming a 100% success rate.
 
26 slots...hmmmm...ever thought about selling them to the highest bidder? Or maybe see what lengths people will go to go to med school?

"Will [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] to go to med school"
 
Something like this will never ever happen.
 
Fakesmile said:
Something like this will never ever happen.
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it has.
EGConsidermymindblown.jpg

Consider your mind blown.
 
damn, Im in the same situation here, the only downside to my situation is that I havent applied yet.. 😛
 
Go to all the second looks, check out the hotties, choose from there.
 
HA! Whatever! I think you're just in shock. Just investigate the locations and other nit picky things. Lucky @*@#(%@* @#@#$* @#*$@. :d
 
OP's mdapps:

3.99 sgpa/cgpa
43T Mcat (14/14/14)

-Chairmen at Microsoft computers
-CEO of world health organization
-President of American Red Cross
-Blizzard WOW Admin
-#1 Ranked Ping Pong player
-Publications in Sports illustrated
-Olympic Bronze medalist in hurdles
 
Slowpoke said:
OP's mdapps:

3.99 sgpa/cgpa
43T Mcat (14/14/14)

-Chairmen at Microsoft computers
-CEO of world health organization
-President of American Red Cross
-Blizzard WOW Admin
-#1 Ranked Ping Pong player
-Publications in Sports illustrated
-Olympic Bronze medalist in hurdles
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AND just cured swine flu
 
i can't believe this thread is still alive. impressive.


i don't know where an MCAT score of 14 14 14 ends up being 43 though. genius '26 acceptance' doesn't seem to add correctly. either that, or it was mis-copied. either way, that is the perfect MCAT score of 42...the answer👍
 
Slowpoke said:
OP's mdapps:

3.99 sgpa/cgpa
43T Mcat (14/14/14)

-Chairmen at Microsoft computers
-CEO of world health organization
-President of American Red Cross
-Blizzard WOW Admin
-#1 Ranked Ping Pong player
-Publications in Sports illustrated
-Olympic Bronze medalist in hurdles
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I had the gold but I got a text message from Harvard saying I was accepted and that distracted me😡
 
Charles English said:
i don't know where an MCAT score of 14 14 14 ends up being 43 though. genius '26 acceptance' doesn't seem to add correctly. either that, or it was mis-copied. either way, that is the perfect MCAT score of 42...the answer👍
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English must used not much?
 
In soviet Canada, med school choose you.

But seriously, that's almost double the number of medschools in my entire country 😛
 
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