I Love Playing Doctor

[MWK]

ummm I kind of like that people will come to me asking me questions, but 90% of the time I'm pretty clueless about what it could be, so I actually feel pretty bad that I don't actually have a valid response

My gf always asks me questions to which I have absolutely ZERO idea. She thinks I'm a *****. My usual response is I'll be able to tell you in 4-11 years.


It's very flattering that friends will come with problems and they can sometimes confide in you-VERY much, I've had like 3 girl friends call me and be like I have HPV, what should I do (stop being a *****)...but it can be dangerous. We're pre-meds and should not be dispensing medical advice beyond take two and call me in the morning.

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[186321]

ummm I kind of like that people will come to me asking me questions, but 90% of the time I'm pretty clueless about what it could be, so I actually feel pretty bad that I don't actually have a valid response

I'm the exact same way..

By the way, anybody else find the title of this thread creepy at first? Maybe I gotta get my mind out of the gutter

... I've had like 3 girl friends call me and be like I have HPV, what should I do (stop being a *****)...

Does that come in a prescription?

 

[tncekm]

As an aside, since it came up, HPV is estimated to have ridiculously high prevalences. And, tons of men have it as well, they just don't know it because they don't get paps.

 

[SaveThisLabRat]

Yes, yes it is

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[tncekm]

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<3 joooooo xoxoxoxox (( )=======jjjj==D

 

[GoldShadow]

which, in the wrong hands, creates a powerful fool.

Thought I'd finish your rhyme for you.

(not insinuating that you're a fool. LOL Just because it begged to be finished)

Ah, you're a rhymer too?

I love rhymes, though by no means am I a poet!