I should have known

[Meltyman]

Holy ****

I just finished rounds today. I was examining my ileus patient and I started palpating the abdomen when she farted so loudly. I tried to look away, but she got red in the face and started to giggle. I started laughing so hard. I felt for pedal edema and made my escape. I should have seen this coming. Oh well, live and learn

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[deleted113029]

at least she didn't shart!

 

[bostonpmed]

at least she didn't shart!

Okay, Im having an anxiety attack trying to cram a weeks worth of reading in in an hour and this just MADE MY DAY!!!
hahaha

 

[sirus_virus]

Holy ****

I just finished rounds today. I was examining my ileus patient and I started palpating the abdomen when she farted so loudly. I tried to look away, but she got red in the face and started to giggle. I started laughing so hard. I felt for pedal edema and made my escape. I should have seen this coming. Oh well, live and learn

Thats it, I quit.

 

[Critical Mass]

If she had recently come out of surgery, farting would actually be a good sign.

 

[indo]

At least she laughed. hahahah. That is great!!

 

[cfdavid]

at least she didn't shart!

Yep, if she SHARTED that would NOT be cool!.

 

[strangeglove]

Yep, if she SHARTED that would NOT be cool!.

sound like you cured her!